my wife and i were looking at a house on the weekend... after we met the real estate agent we walked into the house and the agent (a woman) said "wow i like your shoes".... my wife said "thanks i've only had them for a... " the agent interrupted "no not yours... his"

i swear... the world stopped for me ... i thought it was the end of days

as we walked through the house i asked my wife what she thought of the house ... she said "i really like it... it has a great feel.... but i don't really like the agent" hehe


scary stuff i tell ya

so like... what's your shoe size?

do you wear winklepickers?

Your wife must've been PISSED! "I don't like the Agent..." classic!

how did I know as I stared reading that this was gonna be about your shoes