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Reply #120 posted 10/02/08 8:46pm

Statuesqque

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You know...I was shooting a Chick Fil A commercial (look at the pretty one, third one from the right next time it comes on TV...that's me) and I come back and see something that makes me totally speechless. What this human has done has set back cow/human relations several hundred years. We have reached the tipping point where something must be done! The elders are in talks right now and are trying to figure out how we can strike back for this heinous, heinous act by this cow imposter. The overwhelming sentiment is that Ms. Allen be released with a 5 second head start at a special session of the "running of the bulls" in Pamplona. I personally am non-violent but I would nuzzle her ass but good for this!

The point is that humans, as a species, you are a fine bunch but do not try to imitate the devine bovinity that is cow. If God had wanted you to be cows, he would have given you all a lot more nipples.

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I was wondering how the bovine community was feeling about this whole thing.
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Reply #121 posted 10/02/08 8:47pm

Flowers2	XxAxX said: don't you think she is milking the situation? I'm just seeing this.. lol [Edited 10/2/08 20:48pm]
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Reply #122 posted 10/02/08 8:56pm

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Statuesqque said:

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I was wondering how the bovine community was feeling about this whole thing.

Here is a picture from a particularly angry session of Cowngress yesterday. The Jersey party and the Holstein party have come together in a unified stance against cow identity theft.

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Reply #123 posted 10/02/08 8:59pm

Statuesqque	Cow said: Statuesqque said: COW I was wondering how the bovine community was feeling about this whole thing. Here is a picture from a particularly angry session of Cowngress yesterday. The Jersey party and the Holstein party have come together in a unified stance against cow identity theft. they look pissed
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Reply #124 posted 10/02/08 9:01pm

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Honestly, humans, we forgave you for Tori Spelling but I'm not sure if we can get past this.

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Reply #125 posted 10/03/08 1:48am

chillichocahol ic	I wonder if HER Milkshake Brings all the boys in the Yard? Spell edit [Edited 10/3/08 1:49am] PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #126 posted 10/03/08 2:08am

purplesweat	Cow said: Honestly, humans, we forgave you for Tori Spelling but I'm not sure if we can get past this. Yo just jealous
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Reply #127 posted 10/03/08 5:14am

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actually, i shuddered to think of the udderly ridiculous wardrobe malfunction. ill

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Reply #128 posted 10/03/08 5:16am

chillichocahol ic	myfavorite said: actually, i shuddered to think of the udderly ridiculous wardrobe malfunction. PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society" U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic
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Reply #129 posted 10/03/08 7:12am

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Cow! welcome back. i knew we could depend on you in a crisis like this!

i just want to say i think this woman has degraded that which is Cow. for that alone, she must pay.

also, i want to say my favorite television commerical right now is the one with the angus cows sneaking up the stairs of the farmhouse in the dead of night, tippy-toeing into the bedroom where farmer and his wife are sleeping, then tipping over their bed giggle