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PrintableAnxiety said: Udder Chaos: Ohio Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
MIDDLETOWN, Ohio -- Police in Middletown arrested a woman Monday night who they said was dressed in a cow suit and seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct on accusations of getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit, NewsChannel5 sister station WCPO-TV in Cincinnati reported. She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police said. According to officers, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume. http://www.newsnet5.com/n...etail.html that's all hot messy types of wrong right there... 
get the woman a mental check. STAT. [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: Anxiety said: Udder Chaos: Ohio Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
MIDDLETOWN, Ohio -- Police in Middletown arrested a woman Monday night who they said was dressed in a cow suit and seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct on accusations of getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit, NewsChannel5 sister station WCPO-TV in Cincinnati reported. She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police said. According to officers, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume. http://www.newsnet5.com/n...etail.html that's all hot messy types of wrong right there...
get the woman a mental check. STAT. just don't make her upset. don't want her getting mad cow disease | |
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Anxiety said: Udder Chaos: Ohio Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
MIDDLETOWN, Ohio -- Police in Middletown arrested a woman Monday night who they said was dressed in a cow suit and seen acting erratically. Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct on accusations of getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit, NewsChannel5 sister station WCPO-TV in Cincinnati reported. She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police said. According to officers, Allen talked back and threatened to cause problems in the jail if she was arrested. Allen appeared in court Tuesday morning dressed in the suit. It is not clear why she was wearing the costume. http://www.newsnet5.com/n...etail.html 
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InsatiableCream said: sammij said: that's all hot messy types of wrong right there...
get the woman a mental check. STAT. just don't make her upset. don't want her getting mad cow disease LAWD.
I think I'm tapping out of this thread.  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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InsatiableCream said: sammij said: that's all hot messy types of wrong right there...
get the woman a mental check. STAT. just don't make her upset. don't want her getting mad cow disease
HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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i really don't understand everyone's beef with her.  | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: i really don't understand everyone's beef with her.
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i feel so sorry for this lady, but don't you think she is milking the situation? | |
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InsatiableCream said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i really don't understand everyone's beef with her.
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got milk?
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XxAxX said: i feel so sorry for this lady, but don't you think she is milking the situation?
She needs to be put out to pasture. | |
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TMPletz said: XxAxX said: i feel so sorry for this lady, but don't you think she is milking the situation?
She needs to be put out to pasture. maybe something in the dairy air upset her | |
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GRIZZELDA!!! | |
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Anxiety said: she's like a wanna-be batman villain whose career in crime never even got a chance to take off.
 A villain who pees on people's porches, no less! That'd be like Hawkman flying high over my car and crapping on it right after I got it washed. [Edited 9/30/08 14:46pm] | |
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The article was funny. This thread...priceless.
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Anxiety said: Mach said: All Y'all are cracking me up
is this Ohio ? yes, so watch your children when you visit ohio or else they'll be chased by a drunk-ass peeing cow lady. Um... I'd like to clarify on behalf of all Ohioans that the Greater Cincinnati Area is technically, geographically, politically in Ohio, but it is absolutely Kentucky deep down in its soul! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Mach said: All Y'all are cracking me up
is this Ohio ? obviously not California. We have happy cows! My Legacy
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Damn.
Whitney Houston done let herself go | |
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DanceWme said: Damn.
Whitney Houston done let herself go you are so not right ! | |
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you're all udderly funny. | |
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| @ this thread. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Anxiety said: awww. she's so cute. i'd love to bring her as my date to the "Cocaine Slumber Party" i've been invited to this weekend. (yeah, i'm  over that invite too) | |
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OMG That is just hilarious! I wonder why she chose a cow instead of I dunno... a zebra? Horse? Tiger? I think Tiger would've gotten a better reaction. Tigers are supposedly fierce, right? I never heard of a fierce cow. Just sayin'."When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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InsatiableCream said: sammij said: that's all hot messy types of wrong right there...
get the woman a mental check. STAT. just don't make her upset. don't want her getting mad cow disease Too late...I think she's already there.....and PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Holy Cow!! | |
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