So you didn't see cat's thread?

"Humans are dumb! So, get this. I keep shitting on the carpet and this dumb fuck just keeps on cleaning it up! Sucka!"

Gimmesomehorns said:

I like cats but my cat is so mean to.

i love cats but i've never had one. i do know that a lot of people say cats shit where they shouldn't when they are either 1) sick or 2) pissed off.

if it's the former then another vet trip is due, and bless you for taking the trouble. if it's the latter then clearly you have failed in your duties as a human that is owned by a cat.

maybe you should just remove the carpet and cover the floor with cat litter instead. cat litter might not be as pretty as a carpet, but cat litter isn't the worst thing a person could have underfoot.

hope this helps.
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aww come on cats are sooo cute though

JustErin said:

CarrieMpls said:

My sisters is already going through the process of getting him to ship to England.

All I need to do is wait for the flight information so I can arrange to have it shipped over.


Seriousl. I fucking hate those animals now. They're useless.

ZombieKitten said:

That's exactly it. Cats want to use a litter box & cover it up. If they leave you a present, they're doing it as a very basic statement of their feelings.

I had a roommate who had a cat that she kept in her room. She left town for a couple days and left the cat locked in her room. She returned to a pile of shit on her pillow!

Awwww, I love cats, but I don't have any right now...
they can be spooky sometimes, but they're intelligent....
and I happen to like the fact that they "do their own thing"

Maybe not so much doin' their job on the carpet, but pretty much everything else... lol

NDRU said:

That cat is so goddamned lucky I'm Buddhist, cause I'm not nice enough to not beat it otherwise.

obsessed said:

And another thing that drives me insane.

Why the hell did an animal evolve to nap more than old folks do? What is it 16 or 26 times a day or some shit like that?

What kind of animals sleeps THAT MUCH? What kind of survival instinct is that?
I heard tigers even nap alot.




OMG. I'm racking up such bad karma right now.

Imago said:

So u would beat a pussy up huh?

Imago said:

my sister.

DanceWme said:

ok, I don't REALLY mean I'd hurt or kill my cat. Or any animals.

But I am really really really really really pissed.





And pounding your knockout, stellar, pussy would be different altogether from what I was eluding to above, as our genitalia would actually be helping each other, if you know what I mean. It's sort of like, you scratch my back, and I lick your pussy.




Well, this thread is now gong south fast.



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Protege said:

I'm willing to bet the farm that you hate her.




be-to-bet edit
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Imago said:

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Imago said:

Protege said:

oops. I spell like a big yellow mwawm or some shit.

Imago said:

They sleep all day and prowl all night...they gotta rest up
for the next prank they gonna pull

obsessed said:

Anxiety said:

What's worse with this stupid cat is that he likes to pretend he's hunting this stupid ornamental reindeer that he's taken upon himself to turn it into his toy.

One year, my sis placed the ornamental stuffed reindeer on the lower branches of the Christmas tree. Well, this stupid cat kept messing with it util he basically turned it into his own personal chew toy.

Now he 'prowls' the night pretending to hunt it all the time, but won't bother to chase bugs or any other pests. Nope, just stalking and chewing on Rudolph.

If it were up to cats, it would always be winter but never Christmas--how's that for lolnothingness?

Imago said:

awww....

CarrieMpls said:

It's not cute!

He drops the riendeer off in front of me sometimes to show me how well he 'hunted' it. Or sometimes, he hides it behind a couch so I won't feast on its carcass--then complains when he can't get to it the next night.

It's not really hunting! I mean, even Dick Cheney's version of hunting (driving up to farm raised Quail and shooting his friends in the face instead) is more authentic!

Imago said:

double awwwww.....




He's proud. And he's left it for you!!

CarrieMpls said:

OTA OTA <3

except my cats leave me dead bugs

CarrieMpls said:

Protege said:

Imago said:

Well then your kitty must need some therapy or summn, summn ...my Florida kitties used to sit perched in the windows to catch gekkos...they also had an aversion to those Palmetto bugs that would try to fly into our open windows ....I don't know what what I would have done without them. If they so much as saw a SOCK on the floor (which i guess they thought was a mouse), the 3 of them formed a soldier brigade and were like "WE. ARE. TAKING. THIS. SHIT. DOWN" ...oddly the 3 of them were 2 years apart each, would whoop each others asses over the silliest shit (based on age and rank), but when it came to bugs, reptiles, fake rodents, and other animals- they were a fucking GANG of brothers that protected our house as heartily as any canine .

Know what? Embrace your gaddamned kitty, and take 'em to the doctor to be certain he's not sick and tryng to tell you something. It#s not like he/she can upand say :

"Look Bitch,I got worms"
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Imago said:

Protege said:

<3

Boo, you leave no choice but to remove you from my org boyfrind list.