This test will measure your creativity in an 100 % scientific way.

Complete the following statements...

1. "When I look at clouds..."
- I see shapes of animals and people.
- I decide whether to bring an umbrella or not.
- they're usually looking straight back at me.
- I just see rows and rows of cloud guitars.
- I'm usually checking if my glasses are dirty.

2. "When I want the world to see how proud I am of my baby..
- I dangle it from a balcony.
- I send an e-card to everyone I know
- I wear a t-shirt with my baby's pic on it.
- I compose a full-length symphony
- I get out the baby tapes and don't care one bit that I'm boring everyone else.

3. "I was standing in a crowded subway car when I suddenly realized the fly of my jeans was wide open, so
- I turned in the direction where the fewest people could see me and zipped it up.
- I took off my vest, held it in front of my crotch and zipped the damn thing up the minute no one was looking.
- left it open and just played it for all it was worth, taking notes of the people that seemed more appreciative than amused..

4. "My life could be made into...
- a drama filled with sadness and tragedy.
- a documentary on how to live life risk-free.
- a cream-pie silent comedy short.
- a comedy like The Jerk.
- a Burt Reynolds vehicle
- a Sally Field vehicle (including Sybil)

5. "If I were you, I'd be...
- me.
- ashamed.
- skipping town.
- careful next time sex comes too easy.
- damn proud of the huge success you are

1. "When I look at clouds..."
- I see shapes of animals and people.
- I decide whether to bring an umbrella or not.
- they're usually looking straight back at me.
- I just see rows and rows of cloud guitars.
- I'm usually checking if my glasses are dirty.

2. "When I want the world to see how proud I am of my baby..
- I dangle it from a balcony.
- I send an e-card to everyone I know
- I wear a t-shirt with my baby's pic on it.
- I compose a full-length symphony
- I get out the baby tapes and don't care one bit that I'm boring everyone else.

3. "I was standing in a crowded subway car when I suddenly realized the fly of my jeans was wide open, so
- I turned in the direction where the fewest people could see me and zipped it up.
- I took off my vest, held it in front of my crotch and zipped the damn thing up the minute no one was looking.
- left it open and just played it for all it was worth, taking notes of the people that seemed more appreciative than amused..

4. "My life could be made into...
- a drama filled with sadness and tragedy.
- a documentary on how to live life risk-free.
- a cream-pie silent comedy short.
- a comedy like The Jerk.
- a Burt Reynolds vehicle
- a Sally Field vehicle (including Sybil)

5. "If I were you, I'd be...
- me.
- ashamed.
- skipping town.
- careful next time sex comes too easy.
- damn proud of the huge success you are


lol... now what?

SexLovely said:

Must be I am not creative enough...

AzureStar said:

Your results :

You are a person who is creative in structured way. Though you like a certain level of predictability, you insist that routine be broken regularly.

SexLovely said:

Are you afraid to take the test, dear?

Aerogram said:

Great... so I am boring.

Aerogram said:

No Honey BunCake. I was just drooling at the thought of Azure stripping 2 hide her open fly...

Im dehydrated...just gonna get a drink.

Aerogram said:

AzureStar said:

Not at all, sweetie. You and I have the same score. Now, now... you wouldn't say I'm boring, right?

Aerogram said:

No, you certainly are not boring... I feel better, thanks!

SexLovely said:

The lucky thing for you is that I am the only one on here who has ever seen that happen... and MUCH, MUCH more...

IceNine said:

Your results :

You are creative to the extreme. While unrestrained creativity has historically been linked to great artistic achievements, it can also be hazardous to your health, as the many studies on the links between survival and predictability have shown.

Be careful out there.

IceNine said:

Yes, you are... and you're the only one who will see me like that!

IceNine said:

Ok...and in what possible way does this make me lucky???

SexLovely said:

I'm just saying...



EDIT: You don't want to be burdened with having sexual relations with an attractive lady... Since I am the only one that is getting to see, feel, touch and taste her, you are free from that burden.
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[This message was edited Tue Nov 19 19:55:50 PST 2002 by IceNine]

IceNine said:

[color=blue:b45381a6a7:cd4f2ad062:abcc16e544:9fb7074bff] Ok...and in what possible way does this make me lucky??? [/quote]

I'm just saying...

[/quote]
...well dont!!!



So thats why Ive never gotten a shag!!

I knew all that stuff about me being as attractive as molten shit was bollox!!

Horaa!!

Tsk, tsk... no passing love or lust notes during testing.

I'll just skip the whole test bullshit and tell anybody who cares that I'm incredibly creative, but nobody will ever know, because I'm also incredibly lazy, and incredibly misanthropic.

Doves,
Mel!ssa

tackam said:

Your results :

Excuses, excuses...