Now here's a love story I thought you might enjoy...

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida. They met at
the singles club meeting and discovered over time that
they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in
town.

Despite his age, they ended up at his place
for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude
soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....

Claude was thinking, If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been
gentler.

Maude was thinking, If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken
off my pantyhose.

Oh

My

God