MuthaFunka said:

why does this NOT surprise me?

paintedlady said:

MuthaFunka said:

I think that's the 1st time I ever seen you express some hint of shame.

Byron said:

A woman has never out-and-out come on to my husband in front of me, but come close and I see red.

As a rule I'm not an insecure person, but we all have our flaws and one of mine is my insane possessive streak.

I will well and truly tear a bitch up.

FunkMistress said:

See reply #12.




[Edited 9/26/08 14:40pm]

hokie said:

I have a good heart, really I do!

FunkMistress said:

Oh, I don't doubt you have a good heart. I also don't doubt you will cut a bitch either.

Ocean said:

I just saw that lol...You and Hokie need to take my Quoting Made Easy seminar ...


My stories:

1) While on my honeymoon in the Virgin Islands (St. Thomas), my ex and I were spending all day on the beach...very small one, with only about 15 people on it, tops. At one point I jumped on my floatable raft about 20 feet from shore (my ex stayed on the beach reading). A few minutes later, I watched this tall and rather pretty woman wade into the water and start straight towards me...she was wearing a bikini bottom and a sleeveless white T, and that's it...and yeah, she dunked her body into the water, then stood back up, and the shirt was all but transparent lol ...My ex put her book down and watched as this woman walked over to me, and started talking to me..."Hi...where are you from?...You like it here? Yeah, it's nice, isn't it...Where are you staying?..."...she never looked away from my eyes, and I looked all over, including back at my ex, who was sitting straight up by now lol...

Anyway, She asked if I had plans later that day, if I wanted to go and meet at this local bar/hang out...I said "Well, I'm here on my honeymoon", and pointed back to the beach..."That's my wife there." I figured she HAD to have known I was with someone because the beach was so small lol...She looked back at my (then) wife, and then back at me and just kept smiling...she gave me the name of the place and said if I wanted to come she'd be there later that evening, and of course I could bring my wife lol ...Then she left and waded over to some other part of the beach. I immediately went back to the beach, mainly to tell my ex the "gossip" of what just happened ...She wasn't finding it funny like I was, though lol ...


2) The second time happened when my ex and I were shopping for some clothes for our daughter (she was maybe 7 at the time). An amazingly attractive salesgirl came up to us, but only looked at and talked to me, and askef if she could help me with anything. Normally I just tagged along when my ex would shop for our daughter, so I looked at my ex and said "Um, do we need any help?" lol...the salesgirl looked over at my ex for a brief second, then looked back over at me. My ex said "no, we're just looking"...and I repeated it to the salesgirl, as if I were a translator or something. She said (still looking at me) "Let me know if you need any help", then started walking away...I looked at my ex as she did, wanting to give her the "Did you see that?" look, but she was too busy going thru the clothes. I looked back up at the salesgirl, who was still looking at me as she walked away...she smiled at me, then WINKED (lol), then turned and walked away. She gave me another look once she got back up to the counter, and I started feeling uncomfortable...so I told my ex I'd wait out in the mall until she was done. I told her afterwards what had happened...she said "WHAT?!" lol...I told her that's why I left the store and waited for her instead.

So there ya go lol *bows*...


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[Edited 9/26/08 15:29pm]

paintedlady said:

Not "shame" but "Don't hurt me" .

MuthaFunka said:

Oh Ok and I don't think I could hurt you even if I tried, its hard to put dents in solid brass balls.

paintedlady said:

Yep! Try and kick 'em and you'll only break a toe!

FunkMistress said:

JustErin said:

hokie said:

No, that's too impersonal. I need my fist on your fucking flesh.

Not you, of course. The person I'm moved to beat the everloving daylights out of. If I were so moved, that is.

FunkMistress said:

Do you react the same way if a man comes on to him? ...

According to the women I date, it happens all the time. But I have my doubts.

violator said:

Byron said:

Ask Dan.

Nope.

Although an old woman at work told me (when I asked her if I could have a post-it from her desk) that I was "young and cute and can have anything you want".



...of course, no one even remotely attractive has ever said anything like that to me.
Well - actually I'm lying. ONE woman has - and I married her!

JustErin said:

What? Hi...

There used to be this girl that would get really drunk and beg the master to go home with her at the end of the gig each week. She knew he was not single, but was always too far gone to care. He would look at me pleadingly from across the room while trying to get her off him, but I would be laughing with my mates
Then one night I got talking to her before she started drinking, met her friends and brother, drank with them, danced the night away with her (well she was HOT!) and she never bothered him again

but I had to turn her down when she asked ME to go home with her

hokie said:

Please,I can take her!