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GOOEY NEEDS A SUGAR DADDY 6'4" HAMSTER IS LOOKING FOR FINANCIAL DEAL WITH SEXY RICH GUY
With all them expensive thingies hitting the market (Bjork box set/Joy Division box set?etc?etc) and the combined fact that Paris is TRES expensive, I need a nice rich guy that wants to share my appartment with me. You need to be sexy and fun, be able to be suffieciently boring (like moi) and put up with my two neurotic cats (shy but once they get to know you very insistant when it comes to cuddling, much like their boss) Our shared hobby will be movies and listening to music. But also being creative and being supportive about the fact that I write. Be silent when I am creating or thinking. Put up with my chaos. And if you can do some housekeeping you got the job! | |
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Can I be your surgar mommy...   | |
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Did I forgot to mention you need to be able certain things sexually as well, ow damn...
Uhm. If the sugardaddy moves into my bedroom I still have a spare room. A rather big one...it is now my writing room. But still; we'll end up with lots of material for a new television series... What would be the title? | |
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"doing it hamster style" how is that for a title. | |
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gooeythehamster said: Our shared hobby will be movies and listening to music. But also being creative and being supportive about the fact that I write. Be silent when I am creating or thinking. Put up with my chaos. And if you can do some housekeeping you got the job! Hell, if U find this guy ask if he's got a twin! 
PEACE | |
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aspera773 said: Hell, if U find this guy ask if he's got a twin!
PEACE What makes you think I cannot handle twins, jeez! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: "doing it hamster style" how is that for a title.
Hamsters R Versatile and do it lotsa styles... | |
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gooeythehamster said: aspera773 said: Hell, if U find this guy ask if he's got a twin!
PEACE What makes you think I cannot handle twins, jeez!
Oy! I needed that.  gooey.
peace | |
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aspera773 said: I needed that.
I could use some twins too right now... | |
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I'll be your Salt Daddy. Or I'll be your Sweetener Daddy. Aint got enough money 2 be a suga anything.
Hang on, Im younger than U. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: Hang on, Im younger than U.
Okay, being a daddy has got NUTTIN to do with age, for starters. And for the right amount of salt, or sweetener, or the right combination, I am willing to make exceptions and suffer through that thing called LOVE. The thing is, I am tired of WAITING for it to happen. And searching for it is kind of pathetic. Wait a minute... SELF KNOWLEDGE IS THE WAY TO WISDOM I am pathetic. Okay. | |
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gooeythehamster said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:8de6ede99b:bb87e1a3fc]Hang on, Im younger than U.
Okay, being a daddy has got NUTTIN to do with age, for starters. And for the right amount of salt, or sweetener, or the right combination, I am willing to make exceptions and suffer through that thing called LOVE. The thing is, I am tired of WAITING for it to happen. And searching for it is kind of pathetic. Wait a minute... SELF KNOWLEDGE IS THE WAY TO WISDOM I am pathetic. Okay. Awww. Its cool buddy. Im pathetic 2. We can be pathetic together...
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: Awww. Its cool buddy. Im pathetic 2. We can be pathetic together...
Could it be love??? 
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don't forget that your sugar daddy needs to be able to finance your trip to MPLS next summer so the hamster can play with his favorite kitties!
endo gooey | |
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I have two black cats and they like to EAT hamsters for dinn dinn... | |
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Do you think a sugar daddy would put up with sharing an apartment with a hamster like yourself? Maybe it is time seek a better paid job. 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorHere goo... a whole box of 'em for ya...
(By the way, this thread made me late for class!  )
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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X_XX: [This message was edited Thu Nov 7 2:14:22 PST 2002 by Christopher] | |
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Eye could care less about a sugar daddy, what matters 2 me is how he treats me, not how much money he has. | |
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Christopher said: X_XX:
OH REALLY! | |
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