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AzureStar said: CarrieLee said: 
I do like the limo though! Just get a jacuzzi for the back and act like your Vince Neil...  lol... I have that on tape somewhere around here!  Me too! I just saw a show on groupies not too long ago and the chick who flashes her boobies in the hot tub was on it! | |
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Top 10 Ways to know if you are using a Redneck's Computer...
10. The monitor is up on little blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have "toebacky" stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to four. 5. Every password is "Bubba." 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the side of the computer. 3. There's a Skoal can used for your beverage coaster. 2. The keyboard is painted in camouflage. AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is... 1. The mouse is referred to as the "critter." | |
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I don't mind being white, Springer is fun for a day... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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IceNine said: What is it with these white fuckers? What is the fascination with murdering animals, rolling a ball at some pins, consuming too much grain alcohol and beating the wife while watching either Springer or the WWF??? A particularly weatlthy redneck might buy two televisions so that he wouldn't miss any Springer or WWF.
Can anyone explain this to me? Low IQ? Poor upbringing and/or education? Man...there are lots of reasons why these people are so easily amused by such things. I can see why young kids, especially males, would be interested in these kinds of activities, but it blows my mind that so many adults are into the whole "male pride" type of crap. Now, I do actually like to bowl here and there, but I cannot understand the whole hunting, drinking, wife-beater, Springer, WWF thing. I think it has something to do with having a small penis. They try to compensate and be "extra tough" because their dick is small. Just my thoughts. My penis isn't big, but at least I admit it- I don't have to hunt or drive big motor trucks to prove otherwise. | |
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JDODSON said: IceNine said: What is it with these white fuckers? What is the fascination with murdering animals, rolling a ball at some pins, consuming too much grain alcohol and beating the wife while watching either Springer or the WWF??? A particularly weatlthy redneck might buy two televisions so that he wouldn't miss any Springer or WWF.
Can anyone explain this to me? Low IQ? Poor upbringing and/or education? Man...there are lots of reasons why these people are so easily amused by such things. I can see why young kids, especially males, would be interested in these kinds of activities, but it blows my mind that so many adults are into the whole "male pride" type of crap. Now, I do actually like to bowl here and there, but I cannot understand the whole hunting, drinking, wife-beater, Springer, WWF thing. I think it has something to do with having a small penis. They try to compensate and be "extra tough" because their dick is small. Just my thoughts. My penis isn't big, but at least I admit it- I don't have to hunt or drive big motor trucks to prove otherwise. :LOL: That was the best possible response!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I was over at my father-in-law's over the holidays and he has satalite TV.
I finnally saw what that "backyard wrestling" is... My God man! those are offical red-necks for sure. All Rights Reserved. |
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IceNine said: JDODSON said: IceNine said: What is it with these white fuckers? What is the fascination with murdering animals, rolling a ball at some pins, consuming too much grain alcohol and beating the wife while watching either Springer or the WWF??? A particularly weatlthy redneck might buy two televisions so that he wouldn't miss any Springer or WWF.
Can anyone explain this to me? Low IQ? Poor upbringing and/or education? Man...there are lots of reasons why these people are so easily amused by such things. I can see why young kids, especially males, would be interested in these kinds of activities, but it blows my mind that so many adults are into the whole "male pride" type of crap. Now, I do actually like to bowl here and there, but I cannot understand the whole hunting, drinking, wife-beater, Springer, WWF thing. I think it has something to do with having a small penis. They try to compensate and be "extra tough" because their dick is small. Just my thoughts. My penis isn't big, but at least I admit it- I don't have to hunt or drive big motor trucks to prove otherwise. :LOL: That was the best possible response!!! :LOL: Thanks Ice...I have seen it all too often. I call these kinds of people "ronans", no matter what their race. | |
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but i don't do any of the above. does this mean i'm not white after all??!! | |
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JDODSON said: IceNine said: What is it with these white fuckers? What is the fascination with murdering animals, rolling a ball at some pins, consuming too much grain alcohol and beating the wife while watching either Springer or the WWF??? A particularly weatlthy redneck might buy two televisions so that he wouldn't miss any Springer or WWF.
Can anyone explain this to me? Low IQ? Poor upbringing and/or education? Man...there are lots of reasons why these people are so easily amused by such things. I can see why young kids, especially males, would be interested in these kinds of activities, but it blows my mind that so many adults are into the whole "male pride" type of crap. Now, I do actually like to bowl here and there, but I cannot understand the whole hunting, drinking, wife-beater, Springer, WWF thing. I think it has something to do with having a small penis. They try to compensate and be "extra tough" because their dick is small. Just my thoughts. My penis isn't big, but at least I admit it- I don't have to hunt or drive big motor trucks to prove otherwise. Goddamn! Now that was a fucking mouth full! Hooray to you JD you the man! "Choochie, choocie, choo", Mommy said to the little baby. | |
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OH, I'm sooo glad this one resurfaced. ---------------------------------
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jthad1129 said: OH, I'm sooo glad this one resurfaced.
(I had a little fun with it today!) | |
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XxAxX said: but i don't do any of the above. does this mean i'm not white after all??!!
Nope... it means that you are smart! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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