What's the most embarrassing thing your kid have said to you in public?

Someone told me they were on the train with their little boy and the boy said in front of everyone, "why is your stomach so big mommy, huh why?" He was feeling up her stomach rolls.

my cousin used too walk around saying "Is that my daddy then mummy?"
even though her dad still very much lives with her...

I don't have children of my own, but my younger cousins and the children of my older cousins have said and done stuff that embarrassed me on several occasions.


I took one of my cousins to the lake one day when he was around 3 years old and we were hanging out on the sand, building stuff, and this man walks by. He was kinda heavy and he was wearing a speedo. When my cousin saw him, he yelled out "OMG, Kika.... why is that pregnant man wearing panties at the beach?!!!". I nearly died.

JessieJ said:

damn....poor man...hahaha

Hmm .
My cousin, I took him into a bathroom stall and it had a full length mirror and he walked up to it with his pants down and looked at his little weiner , his eyes widened and it looks like he saw a ghost. He points to his weiner and says, "AHHHH IT'S A MONSTER! IT'S A MONSTER!"

Lmfao, poor boy.

& my friend's step-son, his mother said alot of uunecessary things, so we went to the store, and the cashier happened to be black. As we walked way, the little boy yells out the N word. So embaressing,

Negritaluvyu said:

My Mum had a shop, and when my brother was little used to hang out the shop most days.

There were two regular customers.. notoriously known around town as "Fat Ann" and "Smelly Jean"

hence my lil bro, when they entered the shop would call out "Hello Smelly Jean!"


he also couldnt fathom how I couldnt wee without a willy.. and said I must have a willy up my bum, and thats how I wee.
I would go out for walks with him, him calling out in the street "Nicole has a willy up her bum!"

I was MORTIFIED!!!! (to say the least)