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I Just Won $50 Million in the Lottery! Now explain to me why I should give you how big of a cut.  | |
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2the9s said: Now explain to me why I should give you how big of a cut.
Lets just say I'm one of the few orgers that knows your address. You havn't seen my nasty side!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I need about $100k.
1. Because we're friends. 2. I need to pay for college somewhere real good! 3. I can use it to go study abroad in Ecuador this summer! 4. Cuz we're friends.
5. Because you're my hero. 
Heh. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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  u man! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I need about $100k.
3. I can use it to go study abroad in Ecuador this summer! Heh. Hey whos the broad, do you know her name? _________________________________________
"Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Zthe9s... " | |
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Zthe9s said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I need about $100k.
3. I can use it to go study abroad in Ecuador this summer! Heh. Hey whos the broad, do you know her name?  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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 Not grovelly enough.
Don't make me buy 500,000 memberships to the NPGMC! | |
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2the9s said: Not grovelly enough.
Don't make me buy 500,000 memberships to the NPGMC! Why on earth would u do that?!! | |
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to help catch a stalker! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Just because. (worked when i was a kid) | |
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2the9s said: Not grovelly enough.
Don't make me buy 500,000 memberships to the NPGMC! Because if you don't...You umm, can't read my Governor's Scholar essay.  -------
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sag10 said: to help catch a stalker!
Or I could just keep buying you tires.  | |
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So I can buy you an Armani mumu of course!  | |
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2the9s said: Now explain to me why I should give you how big of a cut.
We need to pay Barry Manilow to play at the next celebration! ...or should we pay him not to play. ==========================
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2the9s said: sag10 said: to help catch a stalker!
Or I could just keep buying you tires. I want justice 9s! I am a good person and deserve that... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: 2the9s said: sag10 said: to help catch a stalker!
Or I could just keep buying you tires. I want justice 9s! I am a good person and deserve that... You do Sag, you really do... 
Now stop jackin' my thread! | |
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2the9s said: sag10 said: 2the9s said: sag10 said: to help catch a stalker!
Or I could just keep buying you tires. I want justice 9s! I am a good person and deserve that... You do Sag, you really do...
Now stop jackin' my thread! Sorry  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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C'mon! I know there's a lot of poor bastards on the Org! | |
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I've got Lleena's muumuu, and it's got some suspicious white dried stuff on it...
I only need about 25 grand to pay of my student loans, and get a decent car...how bout it, 2the9s Banzai! | |
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2the9s said: Now explain to me why I should give you how big of a cut. Um...because I arranged your catfood for you?  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Because I am in your fucking avatar, damnit! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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LaVisHh said: I've got Lleena's muumuu, and it's got some suspicious white dried stuff on it...
I only need about 25 grand to pay of my student loans, and get a decent car...how bout it, 2the9s Banzai!  he told me he wanted to borrow it for a party, what the hell have you been doing in it 9s? | |
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Give every orger a x-mas present. Who else
HAS to put up with U! | |
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I've been waiting for a "fam" to say that you should attempt to buy back Prince's masters from Warners' for him. | |
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My Sister's friend's cousin's wife's auntie is dying of a horrible disease that you have never heard of. She needs $7million for an operation that they can only perform in the Caribbean and will save her life. Incidentally, my partially-sighted daughter would love a holiday in that area before she finally goes blind, which will probably happen early next year. This is made even worse by the fact that she too has a disease that is totally incurable. Again, you won't have heard of it, but she will probably leave this mortal life late next year - very cruel considering that she's only 12.
If you have any heart whatsoever, you will send a cheque, payable to me, at your earliest convenience - just Orgnote me when it's ready and I'll give you the postal address. Incidentally, I've also got this little puppy dog who is the cutest dog you've ever seen. He is also dying of a rare doggie disease that can only be cured by a trip exploring New Zealand with his master. Oh, and a new conservatory in my house would totally benefit my dying grandmother who needs as much sunlight as possible, or else her head will explode. Would you want that on your conscience? [This message was edited Mon Nov 18 15:51:00 PST 2002 by Haystack] | |
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you should give most of it to your buddy xXaXx because that way, you won't have to deal with dividing it up among those other greedy ORGers | |
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XxAxX said: you should give most of it to your buddy xXaXx because that way, you won't have to deal with dividing it up among those other greedy ORGers
I'm not greedy. I just asked for $100k, and 2the9s friendship forever and ever cuz he's such an amazing, wonderful, funny, genius of a person! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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2the9s said: Now explain to me why I should give you how big of a cut.
i don't want your money, Albert
wonders if that'll work  | |
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2the9s said: Now explain to me why I should give you how big of a cut.
 merry christmas rane!!!  9s 9s! | |
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Because I'm the only orger with enough balls to provide you with Magnificent images of me in drag for your own personal viewing pleasure
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