i knew a couple that had a child that was born without any arms or legs or body...it was just a head...
but it was a good-looking head

it was his 9th birthday and his father said "come here head...i've got a nice present for you"
head said "it's not another friggin hat is it?"

anyway when he was 12 he went in the school swimming carnival...the starter said ..on your marks...set...go!... head jumped in and sunk straight to the bottom...nobody noticed for a few minutes until someone finally jumped in and saved him...and let me tell you...head was really pissed off! .. they said .."what happened head?" head said.. "oh shit, i got a cramp"

so when he turned 18 we took him to the pub for his first beer...head rolled up to the bar and said "do you have dart competitions at this hotel?" they replied "as a matter of fact we do" ..haid said "right..well sit me on that chair in front of the dart board...now put a dart in my mouth..feathers first... NOW THROW THE FUCKIN' BOARD AT ME!!!"


ps...aussies...shhh

It's Rodney Rude!

bkw said:

what part of shhh don't you understand?

I must admit, I didn't know what to expect before I read this thread, but this is so funny!

MrBliss you have made me laugh!

Good one.