What is the biggest "my parents would have KILLED me if they knew back then" thing that you've ever done that you told your parents about when you got older.

There are several things my parents STILL don't know about and I'll never tell them.

Nope, I'm a nerd.

I didn't drink, smoke, sneak out, none of that.

My parents found out my worst thing

when I smeared wet cement on the neighbours new alfa

I never did anything worse than that

I've never told them everything, but I've let some info slip a couple of times It was never anything terrible... just that I'd tell them I'd be at one place and then I'd go somewhere else instead, which was always somewhere that they didn't want me at. They were pretty strict with me, so I ended up sneaking around a little.



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Stymie said:

I was a pretty tame kid to. Didn't do any of that stuff either.

One of my big things was a fake ID my uncle gave me. I was 20 so the year was only one off.

My folks may know about that one.

ZombieKitten said:

WHOA!!! That's HUGE!

Why did you do that!?!

As crazy as it was, they put a lot of trust in my sister and I, while we grew up. Much of the time we could just be pretty honest. They knew we were not angels... but are you crazy, why tell them everything now.

We have done very well for ourselves. Thank freakin goodness.

But I would never go back and tell everything back then or now... now.

My dad is big joker... he is always saying about himself... "I am only a shadow of my once magnificant self". I am the magnificant self of my former shadow, now.

Ps~I am not tellin.
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Lammastide said:

I was 6 years old, I have no idea what possessed me
To make things worse, I found the bag of cement on said neighbour's front doorstep, got my 2 little friends to help me drag it down to the sandpit to mix it up. We put that shit on everything, all over the car, our bikes, the asphalt road (pretty sure it was our names on the road that gave us away )
Our mothers were on the road, on hands and knees scrubbing it off, tears streaming out of their eyes
Luckily, the guy was so obsessed with his car it had about 12" of wax on it and didn't even end up with a scratch - hosed right off

I occasionally would sneak out at night in their cars when they went to sleep. I only ever went joyriding for an hour or so -- maybe going to some 24-hour convenience store to buy a snack -- and I'd even replace the gasoline. But in retrospect, I can see how TOTALLY stupid doing that sort of thing was. My dad would have been pissed, but he'd get over it quickly. My mother would have KILLED me!
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During a really rough part of my life, I did all sorts of dirt. My parents -- heck, even my grandmother -- knew about it.

I never did anything really bad. I was the perfect daughter.

I never had to tell my parents anything, they new it all before it had happened!

ZombieKitten said:

Holy crap and I thought I was bad ...when I scratched my brothers name in the side of my other brothers car....I will always remember mum saying .."um let me see if it's her writing" ...like anybody has a writing style when they are using a piece of metal

oooh and the time I was drying the dishes and my brother was washing them ...he was teasing the crap out of me and I swung at his hand with the knife I was drying .....cut his hand up pretty good ...it scared the bee jesus out of me and mum and dad ended up comforting me while the dish water became damn crimson

Ocean said:

"Shhh. Everyone. Be very, very still. And, don't say anything. To provoke Ocean..."

ThreadBare said:

Yeah ...and men of the org ..beware..I boil bunnies on the side

Ocean said:

Ocean said:

I like rabbit stew!

Nothinbutjoy said:

Oh lord ... an endless list of things that I had no desire to share then and none now



Like NO - nadda not a chance no way

We have talked about things since, they knew at the time but left us to it. Other stuff like missimg school I have never bothered to discuss and things that might have hurt their feelings but all the usual drink drugs and sex.....they knew.

PREDOMINANT said:

I knew, in your case. I seen you.

ThreadBare said:

C'mon, man! We want details -- photos, graphs, flowcharts, witness accounts!

HamsterHuey said:

which one :hide:

PREDOMINANT said:

Well, the O2 was fun. The mrs was worse, though, hehehe.

My parents would have killed me if they knew I would sneak out and sneak my bf into my room.

MoniGram said:

I used to sneak out too

We used to meet up and ride our bikes all over around 3 am til 5:30 am
we would even sneak into the neighbors pool and skinny dip

I told my mom a few yrs back that all those beatings she use to give my brother were really suppose to be for me.

Im the one who took my dolls heads off and threw them away.
I really was the one who left teeth marks in my arm.
I took the markers and drew stars all over the walls.

I did EVERYTHING!


Man, , she was pissed.
My brother was like "I told U, shit "

I don't even know where to start. All that matters is that I turned out A-Ok

CarrieLee said:

Is that before or after the peepee pic?

HamsterHuey said:

Way before. I started young

PREDOMINANT said:

"Usual"?