People who think they know everything when they obviously don't know what they're talking about at all.

People who litter

Clients who give the specs for a project and then want it all changed when it gets delivered.

Seeing restaurant employees not wash their hands when in the restroom.
Once we saw a waitress take menus into the washroom with her.
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Greedy people.

Rude people who think they have the right to inform me, that I'm morbidly obese. As if I'm not aware of it.

Old guy on the elevator the other day, "I excerise, daily."
Me: "Can you tell, I don't?"

The former me would have started jumping up & down, in that mug. Or replied in a very rude, loud yet funny retort. "NO SH!T SHERLOCK!!" *whilst looking at myself from toe to arms. With an expression of disbelief*

SirPsycho said:

Guess not.

It also bugs me when you just finish having sex with someone, leave the room to use the washroom and when you get back like 30 seconds later they are texting someone.

Ugh.

TENNIS GRUNTERS--even when they're hitting a lob. I could understand if you're diving for a ball or maybe serving, but some morons think they should do it every time they hit the ball. I hear these guys and think "are you playing tennis or fucking each other?" It's possible to expel air from the lungs without making noise, guys!!!!

People who pass on the freeway me but practically hit the corner of my car as they go by. They are basically sharing the lane with me while they go by. It's just like shoving someone out of the way to get by them.

People who won't let you merge on the freeway on-ramp when we're all backed up and going 5 MPH. As if one car makes any difference. And I bet when YOU got on someone had to let YOU merge!

Motorcycles that are louder than they need to be.

Peoples' idiotic ringtones.

People littering from their cars

People who lock dogs inside their cars

Cashiers who talk on the phone as they ring you up

People who begin a phone call with "I am not trying to sell you anything..."

JuliePurplehead said:

My sister,and my other sisters boyfirend both do this. His is worse though cause he drinks alot of milk,and it makes him flemy,and I swear to god when he gets to going I think he is going to bring up a lung.
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EmeraldSkies said:

I try NOT to do this, but I realize I probably do it.

NDRU said:

Clearing ones throat is not bad. But I got Typhoid Mary in my office at work who sounds like she's hocking major loogies up in here. I think it's a nervous tick. Whatever it is, it's disgusting.

JuliePurplehead said:

spitting is a peeve of mine, though I used to do it when I smoked

Text-aholics

clingy people

trash on the street

Obama t-shirts

people who make theire point in conversation, but then are suddenly busy when it's my trun to talk

speeders in the right lane

bitch 'n' complainters

stupid questions that you already know the answer to

thekidsgirl said:

where have you been sexy

JuliePurplehead said:

That what he does,and yeah he goes in the bathroom,but he is so loud about it that he sounds like he's standing right by you. ewww...
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too much noise

people who can't understand that my opinion is MINE, not theirs, and they really don't have to argue with me about it because i know they have theirs, too

when i tell someone i'll do them a favor once and that somehow makes them believe i'll do it for all eternity whenever they want

when someone asks a question and gets irritated when i don't give the answer they wanted.

clothes that don't fit.

when people keep messy areas themselves, but visit your home and decide to pick at every last thing. i have relatives who've tried to rearrange. ugh.

and too many more

when my office mates try to talk to me when I'm on the phone

abandoned shopping carts in the parking lot.

i'm supposed to leave my car and move your cart out
of the way in order to park just because you couldn't
walk it 10 ft to the cart corral??
only exceptions are moms with small babies. but at
least move it out of the middle of the stall.

Liars

People who don't listen

People who take their kids to the store in only a diaper!! (that one really gets me pissed off)

MoniGram said:

SirPsycho said:

Do you even have kids?

Imago said:

@ #4!!!

Serious said:

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SirPsycho said:

MoniGram said:

agree 100%!!

people that give you advice on how to raise your child without you asking them

people that are smoking near the entrance to a store blowing the smoke in my face or my kids face

People who don't stop blasting their music while they pump gas.

Being interrupted when speaking. This is by far my biggest pet peeve. It drives me insane.

People who don't know/follow public transportation etiquette: move to the back, take off your backpack, calm down and let people get out before you push your way on.

Parents whose children are being bratty and/or annoying yet they expect you to be as enchanted with the kids as they are; and when you're not they get all huffy or pissed.

People who can't focus on a face to face conversation without checking their crackberry/phone/etc. every 2 seconds.

Know-it-alls.

Micro-managers.

Hypocrits.

Bad table manners (or bad manners in general, but esp. table manners).


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superspaceboy said:

Umm, you misspelled "mispell".

Traffic wardens

DevotedPuppy said:

rupted when speaking, sure, but here's something interesting about me...

NDRU said:

but what if you and your friend are dancing to it because pumping gas is boring and it's an awesome song!

NDRU said:

I cannot stand it! I have stopped hanging out with people because they just interrupt all the time and you couldn't even have a conversation or get a word in edge wise.

Don't like people who are slow moving, whether it's walking, driving, whatever. Get out of my way, you're holding me up!