Amy Winehouse -- I mean, she's kind of got one going on right now, but it would be nice to be able to tune in at a set time so I don't lose the thread of the story.

John McCain -- and YES there would be cameras in the bedroom!

Erin Moran -- it could be called "Erin Moran is 40 and wants to punch Scott Baio in the Head."

Prince -- so we could see him surfing the net and yelling like that clip of the crazy German kid.

Amy Sedaris -- I would SO watch that craziness!

2the9's - to see how many sandwiches he can eat

I want to see a reality show about Laurie Anderson and Lou Reed's new marriage. An entire episode could be devoted to them sitting in the living room, Lou polishing his boots and Laurie fixing the motherboard in her Mac, while they argue over which is the best Kronos Quartet album. I'd watch that shit on repeat.

ella, so we could document her armpit hair growth.

Anxiety said:

Now that's what I'm talking about!

MJ - So I can hear his kids talk about him in a confession room.

2the9s said:

phyllis diller - hairstyles of the rich and famous

bob saget - just because he's fun to watch

Keith Richards!

Anne Coulter -- so we could watch her insert her Adam's apple each morn.

Rick Astley -- he needs to ride the Rick Roll wave!

i was going to say courtney love, but i think she already believes she has a reality show.

I've stopped thinking any celebrity is less boring than I am, so I have no urge to see any of them with their own show.

Amy Winehouse...though it could end up being more depressing than entertaining

Anxiety said:

They finally got married? Cool.

Amy Sedaris/Winehouse would be good.

I'd LOVE a reality show with Michael Jackson...def up up cameras all over the place and install 2 way mirrors inplace of all the mirrors.

I'd also love to see one on Lourdes Ciccone. That's got to be a crazy trip right there.

Grace Jones would be interesting.

Best one so far...and was one of the originals...



This show had everything! The Xmas Special needs to be seen to be believed!

2the9s said:

Best thread ever!!!

Prince's reality show: People come in ask Prince questions, he stares at them in response, they make their own conclusion and rush out. Prince orders lunch (the most words he speaks all day) then locks him self in his studio with the camera focused on the 'In Session' sign until he comes out for a clothes change. The End.

littlemissG said:

you forgot the segment where Prince touches his mouth/chin with his finger.

If Prince were still married, I'd say "Trading Spouses"


I'd love to see Prince and Ozzy Osborne trade wives for a few weeks.

Imago said:

Prince visits the prince.org photo gallery...

Imago said:

oh shit

Good god I don't think I could handle the full 4 minutes of that kid!

2the9s said:

i'd so watch that...did you see her on celebrity fitclub when she was getting all drunk and having fake orgasms 'n shit? that shit was bananas!

i want pharrell williams to have his own reality show. if it turns out to be boring, i would just watch it on mute.

superspaceboy said:

yup, they got married around may or june of this year. 60something newlyweds.

A version of The Simple Like but instead of hilton and ritchie, it would be Christopher Walken and Joe Pesci.

:shakes:



Nobody coz i'll watch it for 20 mins then get sick of it!!!

Like ewwwww.



Hey Ninesy!

Imago said:

2the9s said:

Best

pie chart

EVER!!!!

Michelle Trachtenberg- Cause there aint enough too watch of this cutieypie