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Thread started 09/22/08 5:33pm

EmeraldSkies

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Broccoli Casserole.. LOL

A woman goes to her boyfriend's
parents' house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no
other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out
a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table
heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog
that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and
said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!'
and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't eve n hesitate. She
let a much louder and longerrrrrip..
The father again looked at the dog and
yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought
'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This
time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her,
before she shits on you!

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