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What's the most painfully unfunny joke that you've ever heard, that was actually supposed to be funny?
the worst one i ever heard was How did Batman finally stop the Joker? with a handful of sleeping pills | |
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Q: What does a lesbian call an open can of tuna?
a: Potpourri | |
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At the time any of the Challenger Disaster jokes... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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RenHoek said: At the time any of the Challenger Disaster jokes...
You've got to be kidding with me? There were CD jokes? | |
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Imago said: Q: What does a lesbian call an open can of tuna?
a: Potpourri A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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I have this friend
Her and her husband are drinkers She sends me a page of jokes like twice a month I swear you must be really drunk to think they are funny and just plain drunk to even understand them They are so stupid I guess I should tell her but I think she thinks she is doing soething really nice and funny by sending them | |
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Imago said: RenHoek said: At the time any of the Challenger Disaster jokes...
You've got to be kidding with me? There were CD jokes? Oh c'mon... this will get me a special place in the 9th levels of hell but... Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words? A: "What's this button do?" Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish." A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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Oh, I can't even repeat them, they're so offensive and unfunny
but my girlfriend's nephew wrote this one: "Knock knock" "who's there?" "Gum" "Gum, who?" "go stick some gum in your shirt!" My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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oh, god this one:
Q: How can you tell if the woman you're having sex with is having an orgasm? A: Who cares? | |
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RenHoek said: Imago said: Oh c'mon... this will get me a special place in the 9th levels of hell but... Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words? A: "What's this button do?" Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish." yeah I never understand the people with the horrible, calous jokes about that.. .. I heard this one... 'you know she taught Math in school.. well now she's History' [Edited 9/23/08 14:18pm] | |
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cruddy chicken jokes are just awful
Q. why did the chicken cross the road and then cross back? A. Cos he's a double crosser!! yeah bleedin' awful!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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When The Jokes On Me | |
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RenHoek said: Oh c'mon... this will get me a special place in the 9th levels of hell but... Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words? A: "What's this button do?" Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish." Most of the Challenger jokes were recycled for the Columbia disaster. There was also - Q: What does NASA stand for ? A: Need Another Seven Astronauts I don't know why it would surprise anyone that jokes surface after a major disaster. 9/11 had them, the Tsunami had them, 7/7 had them, Hurricane Katrina had them. Every disaster will have it's jokes, guaranteed. Coincidentally, I was looking at this yesterday : When is offensive too offensive? http://blogs.myspace.com/...=434091644 Not that all painfully unfunny jokes are offensive, but offensive jokes are by their nature unfunny (at least to those who find them offensive). In any case, it's an interesting read. For those who don't want to read it, you might want to watch this clip of Scott Capurro : http://vids.myspace.com/i...d=42538154 (I tried to embed the video rather than link it, but it doesn't seem to work for myspace vids, and I can't find the clip on youtube) Is it offensive? Actually, if you want to find out why it isn't offensive (at least to the author of the blog), then you'll need to read it. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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circa 1985:
Q: Why is it so great to get head from an Ethiopian chick? A: You know she's going to swallow every drop. | |
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Why did the little boy cross the road?
Because michael jacksons dick was inside of him You're so glam, every time I see you I wanna slam! | |
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What do you say to a chick with two black eyes?
Nothing... you already told her twice! | |
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Imago said: Q: What does a lesbian call an open can of tuna?
a: Potpourri | |
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This one should really be a spoken joke to get it's full effect.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: "heeeeeyyyyy" (spoken in a really gay manner) spelling edit [Edited 9/24/08 9:44am] | |
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my favorite
Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead | |
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Something about a "bat dick".....it was soooo stupid I can't even remember it.... | |
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pardonme4livin said: Something about a "bat dick".....it was soooo stupid I can't even remember it....
My voice made your manhole moist. Admit it. | |
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Ex-Moderator | I could tell the two most offensive jokes I know, but they're actually quite funny when I tell them.
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Imago said: pardonme4livin said: Something about a "bat dick".....it was soooo stupid I can't even remember it....
My voice made your manhole moist. Admit it. Was that you?.... | |
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CarrieMpls said: I could tell the two most offensive jokes I know, but they're actually quite funny when I tell them.
Okay now you have to tell them..... | |
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Imago said: This one should really be a spoken joke to get it's full effect.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: "heeeeeyyyyy" (spoken in a really gay manner) spelling edit [Edited 9/24/08 9:44am] but i love that joke | |
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Q: What do you get when u cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
A: Brown Chicken Brown Cow! get it? Bowchickawowow? Laugh! | |
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