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Swiss chef wants to cook with breast milk From the NY Daily News:
Restaurant drops plan to cook with breast milk
BY ROSEMARY BLACK DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Thursday, September 18th 2008, 10:55 AM Talk about a Swiss miss. A gourmet chef's plans to whip up a number of delicacies using human breast milk have dried up. Hans Lochen, proprietor of the Storchen restaurant in Iberg, Switzerland, advertised in German newspapers seeking women willing to sell him their milk. But Swiss authorities stepped in and threatened lawsuits against the chef and any potential donor willing to pump for cash. Before he cooked up his daring culinary scheme, Locher had been doing a little private recipe testing, he claims. Preparing such entrees as breast milk lamb curry and antelope steak with chanterelle sauce spiked with cognac and breast milk had drawn rave reviews: his friends loved the creamy entrees, Locher says. "The idea first came to me when I noticed that there were many young mothers in our village, some of them single," he said. "I thought to myself: why not make use of their potential? I served the meals to my friends without telling them about the new ingredient and the feedback was excellent." So excellent, in fact, that Locher figured he needed more of his "secret ingredient" before he could cook up enough of the meals to serve at his restaurant, which is near the resort of Winterthur. After posting ads in some German papers offering about 10 pounds per liter of milk, he was pleased with the positive response. Not so pleased, though, were Zurich’s food regulatory body and the Association of Swiss Milk Producers. Swiss officials were taken aback by an apparent loophole in the regulations which did not seem to address the issue of cooking with breast milk. The authorities ruled that Locher would not be able to store the human milk properly nor guarantee that it was fresh and safe for consumption. They threatened lawsuits if he proceeds with the plans of introducing the novel recipes to the public. Locher nursed his bruised ego by making it known that he didn’t understand what all the fuss was bout. "I don’t understand all the controversy," he said. "The mother’s milk is the most natural thing in the world - how can anyone be against it?" Don’t look for breast milk specialties to start showing up on this side of the pond. "It could never happen in this country - the Department of Agriculture would not allow it," says John Kinsella, president of the American Culinary Federation, the largest organization of chefs in America, representing 23,000 chefs. "I think this is all about a chef trying to promote himself." http://www.nydailynews.co...breas.html Yum. | |
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Christ on a bicycle, he WOULD have to advertise in Germany for that, now wouldn't he? What's wrong with Swiss miss milk? | |
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Would you drink random breast milk? looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Would you drink random breast milk?
No. But honestly I would be curious to see what one of this chef's dishes tasted like. | |
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sextonseven said: AnckSuNamun said: Would you drink random breast milk?
No. But honestly I would be curious to see what one of this chef's dishes tasted like. If it's used in cooking, I don't think people would even know. I'd sneak it in some of my dishes and then surprise restaurant goers with it. lol looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: sextonseven said: No. But honestly I would be curious to see what one of this chef's dishes tasted like. If it's used in cooking, I don't think people would even know. I'd sneak it in some of my dishes and then surprise restaurant goers with it. lol When I think of the idea of a female chef using breast milk when cooking, the first question that comes to mind is, is she using her own? Then the second question would be, is she hot? | |
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sextonseven said: AnckSuNamun said: Would you drink random breast milk?
No. But honestly I would be curious to see what one of this chef's dishes tasted like. I would be curious to know what the screening process would be for that For real though, with any other living organism they have stamps and grades and clearances milk production...although it's a bit of a far out concept for me, if I look at it objectively, all I'm thinking is "did you check to make sure this is not heroin junkie milk before you brought it in for the chantrelle sauce " | |
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Ottensen said: sextonseven said: No. But honestly I would be curious to see what one of this chef's dishes tasted like. I would be curious to know what the screening process would be for that For real though, with any other living organism they have stamps and grades and clearances milk production...although it's a bit of a far out concept for me, if I look at it objectively, all I'm thinking is "did you check to make sure this is not heroin junkie milk before you brought it in for the chantrelle sauce " You would think that if a mother is breast feeding her baby, she would stay off drugs, but some people have no sense. | |
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sextonseven said: Ottensen said: I would be curious to know what the screening process would be for that For real though, with any other living organism they have stamps and grades and clearances milk production...although it's a bit of a far out concept for me, if I look at it objectively, all I'm thinking is "did you check to make sure this is not heroin junkie milk before you brought it in for the chantrelle sauce " You would think that if a mother is breast feeding her baby, she would stay off drugs, but some people have no sense. I never drank breast milk in my life and I have no plans to change that. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: sextonseven said: You would think that if a mother is breast feeding her baby, she would stay off drugs, but some people have no sense. I never drank breast milk in my life and I have no plans to change that. I have no problem with the idea of ingesting breast milk, but wanting to serve it to other people in a restaurant is a little wacky. | |
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Ottensen said: Christ on a bicycle, he WOULD have to advertise in Germany for that, now wouldn't he? What's wrong with Swiss miss milk?
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sextonseven said: Serious said: I never drank breast milk in my life and I have no plans to change that. I have no problem with the idea of ingesting breast milk, but wanting to serve it to other people in a restaurant is a little wacky. You have those adult baby fantasies? looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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sextonseven said: Serious said: I never drank breast milk in my life and I have no plans to change that. I have no problem with the idea of ingesting breast milk, but wanting to serve it to other people in a restaurant is a little wacky. You only want it fresh from the tap! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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AnckSuNamun said: sextonseven said: I have no problem with the idea of ingesting breast milk, but wanting to serve it to other people in a restaurant is a little wacky. You have those adult baby fantasies? Shut it, you! | |
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sextonseven said: AnckSuNamun said: You have those adult baby fantasies? Shut it, you! I want to do infintalism because I like the idea of slapping around a grown man in a diaper 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: sextonseven said: I have no problem with the idea of ingesting breast milk, but wanting to serve it to other people in a restaurant is a little wacky. You only want it fresh from the tap! Now that you've shown up, I can't help but think about your manboobs thread. That was one of your finer moments. | |
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sextonseven said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You only want it fresh from the tap! Now that you've shown up, I can't help but think about your manboobs thread. That was one of your finer moments. You heard about the story where a chick squirted breast milk in my ex boyfriends eyes haven't you? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: sextonseven said: Now that you've shown up, I can't help but think about your manboobs thread. That was one of your finer moments. You heard about the story where a chick squirted breast milk in my ex boyfriends eyes haven't you? Vaguely. I don't suppose you have that thread bookmarked, do you? | |
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I don't understand the notion that human breast milk is somehow dirtier than a cow's who has been standing in its own shit all day My Legacy
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sextonseven said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You heard about the story where a chick squirted breast milk in my ex boyfriends eyes haven't you? Vaguely. I don't suppose you have that thread bookmarked, do you? When I was with one of my exes, we were out one night. He got totally wasted and started flirting with this chick. That didn't really bother me as he was a flirt anyway and I knew who he was comin home with. So this chick starts puttin on the moves, I mean hardcore. She started grinding on his leg and trying to kiss him. Well he kissed her and now I'm startin to get pissed. Then it all happened so fast. She ripped her top open and started grabbing her tits and she went to put one of them in his face and she squirted milk all over his face!!!! The look on his face was priceless. He just looked at me through milk covered eyeglass lenses and said Did she just squirt fucking milk in my face? That's what you get motherfucker for dissin my ass in public Every time I see him, I remind him of this story. He hates it 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: sextonseven said: Vaguely. I don't suppose you have that thread bookmarked, do you? When I was with one of my exes, we were out one night. He got totally wasted and started flirting with this chick. That didn't really bother me as he was a flirt anyway and I knew who he was comin home with. So this chick starts puttin on the moves, I mean hardcore. She started grinding on his leg and trying to kiss him. Well he kissed her and now I'm startin to get pissed. Then it all happened so fast. She ripped her top open and started grabbing her tits and she went to put one of them in his face and she squirted milk all over his face!!!! The look on his face was priceless. He just looked at me through milk covered eyeglass lenses and said Did she just squirt fucking milk in my face? That's what you get motherfucker for dissin my ass in public Every time I see him, I remind him of this story. He hates it sweet mama!! My Legacy
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: sextonseven said: Vaguely. I don't suppose you have that thread bookmarked, do you? When I was with one of my exes, we were out one night. He got totally wasted and started flirting with this chick. That didn't really bother me as he was a flirt anyway and I knew who he was comin home with. So this chick starts puttin on the moves, I mean hardcore. She started grinding on his leg and trying to kiss him. Well he kissed her and now I'm startin to get pissed. Then it all happened so fast. She ripped her top open and started grabbing her tits and she went to put one of them in his face and she squirted milk all over his face!!!! The look on his face was priceless. He just looked at me through milk covered eyeglass lenses and said Did she just squirt fucking milk in my face? That's what you get motherfucker for dissin my ass in public Every time I see him, I remind him of this story. He hates it I remember now! That story was awesome! | |
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How in the HAY-ELL did we end up HERE??? | |
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Ottensen said: How in the HAY-ELL did we end up HERE???
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ottensen said: How in the HAY-ELL did we end up HERE???
Didn't know Jesus owned a moped didja? Stop, y'all made me choke on my tea! | |
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sextonseven said: AnckSuNamun said: If it's used in cooking, I don't think people would even know. I'd sneak it in some of my dishes and then surprise restaurant goers with it. lol When I think of the idea of a female chef using breast milk when cooking, the first question that comes to mind is, is she using her own? Then the second question would be, is she hot? You need to go check out some Japanese milk fetish porn so you can get this out of your system | |
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Ottensen said: sextonseven said: When I think of the idea of a female chef using breast milk when cooking, the first question that comes to mind is, is she using her own? Then the second question would be, is she hot? You need to go check out some Japanese milk fetish porn so you can get this out of your system And then you have to tell me how you liked it . Until then you can watch this here (I hope it works for the US): NSFW: http://video.aol.com/vide.../748212377 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Cows have a breast too. Breast milk / cow milk. They're all mammary glands. | |
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Serious said: Ottensen said: You need to go check out some Japanese milk fetish porn so you can get this out of your system And then you have to tell me how you liked it . Until then you can watch this here (I hope it works for the US): NSFW: http://video.aol.com/vide.../748212377 interesting. Without sound that is quite confusing! My Legacy
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NDRU said: Serious said: And then you have to tell me how you liked it . Until then you can watch this here (I hope it works for the US): NSFW: http://video.aol.com/vide.../748212377 interesting. Without sound that is quite confusing! The lady had a child I think about 4 years I think before she was on a TV show with her husband (a famous German singer) and she still has milk in her breasts because she and him think that's hot. As the host didn't believe it she demonstrated it on TV. The clip shows other German "celebrities" commenting what they think about it. I tried to find a video without the comments from Swiss television, but I didn't, so I posted this one instead. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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