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Thread started 11/20/02 6:57am

4LOVE

We Can Fake

One in Four Men Fakes Orgasms


Nov 19, 9:48 am ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Women are not the only ones to turn on the acting abilities in the bedroom, said a survey released ahead of the world's largest adult festival in London.
The survey of 2,500 Britons, by organizers of the Erotica 2002 festival, said 23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm, compared to 56 percent of women.

Almost half of the participants confessed to enjoying threesomes, the survey added.

Erotica said in a publicity statement sent over the weekend its survey had destroyed the myth the British are a nation of prudes. "Orgies, lust, cheating and faking it -- you name it, the British are doing it," the statement said.

Organizers of the festival, which begins on Friday, expect more than 60,000 people to attend the three-day event, where tantric sex tutors will be schooling willing pupils in the arts of sexual awareness and non-tactile arousal.

"The mass love-in will be closely monitored by security guards to stop things getting out of hand," Erotica's publicity statement added.
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Reply #1 posted 11/20/02 7:00am

SweeTea

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Ooh, that sounds like fun, which I could be there to learn a few new tricks!


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"Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!"
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Reply #2 posted 11/20/02 7:03am

Cloudbuster

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If u're fakin' it then find someone who turns you on.

Otherwise, what's the point!
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Reply #3 posted 11/20/02 7:04am

FunkyStrange

23 percent of men claimed to have faked an orgasm LOL lying idiots, its so much fun to totally screw up a survey heheh
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Reply #4 posted 11/20/02 7:05am

CarrieLee

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol
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Reply #5 posted 11/20/02 7:06am

lovemachine

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CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?
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Reply #6 posted 11/20/02 7:17am

Saffireseven

Like she said there are some really stupids of women out there lol Then they really can't tell huh ?
"We all got a space to fill"
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Reply #7 posted 11/20/02 7:17am

gooeythehamste
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Ooh, that Michael Jackson is such a well balanced personality!

(hehehehe)

Do I qualify?
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Reply #8 posted 11/20/02 7:22am

EllisDee

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lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?


or what if he tells her it was a dry heave...? shrug
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Candy Dulfer is my boo... razz
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Reply #9 posted 11/20/02 7:26am

CarrieLee

lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?



Demand to see it!!! lol
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Reply #10 posted 11/20/02 7:27am

00769BAD

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EllisDee said:

lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?


or what if he tells her it was a dry heave...? shrug

WHUT IF HE SPITS ON HIS HAND AND WIPES IT ON HER COOCH
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

evilking
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Reply #11 posted 11/20/02 7:30am

Thecherryloon

87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Reply #12 posted 11/20/02 7:34am

CarrieLee

00769BAD said:

WHUT IF HE SPITS ON HIS HAND AND WIPES IT ON HER COOCH


WTF??? Have you done this before or something? barf

I dunno about anyone else but I pay close attention to what's going on. The lights are on and I'm making sure that *I* am satisfied and that he is too!
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Reply #13 posted 11/20/02 7:37am

Cloudbuster

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Thecherryloon said:

87% of statistics are made up on the spot.


Including that one, huh?

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Reply #14 posted 11/20/02 7:42am

gooeythehamste
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Carrie?
No ignoring me!!!
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Reply #15 posted 11/20/02 7:55am

CarrieLee

gooeythehamster said:

Carrie?
No ignoring me!!!


Darling I would never do such a thing! I was just having a fantasy about you and had to run in the bathroom...so I couldn't type!! I'm so sorry!!! lol
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Reply #16 posted 11/20/02 8:08am

SweeTea

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00769BAD said:

EllisDee said:

lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?


or what if he tells her it was a dry heave...? shrug

WHUT IF HE SPITS ON HIS HAND AND WIPES IT ON HER COOCH


ROFLMAO! Are you for real?

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"Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!"
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Reply #17 posted 11/20/02 8:10am

EllisDee

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SweeTea said:

00769BAD said:

EllisDee said:

lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?


or what if he tells her it was a dry heave...? shrug

WHUT IF HE SPITS ON HIS HAND AND WIPES IT ON HER COOCH


ROFLMAO! Are you for real?

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i can't imagine just hocking a loogie on some chick's twat... shake... i suppose i wouldn't have to worry about her calling the next day...
oral Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo pimp2

Candy Dulfer is my boo... razz
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Reply #18 posted 11/20/02 9:56am

00769BAD

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EllisDee said:

SweeTea said:

00769BAD said:

EllisDee said:

lovemachine said:

CarrieLee said:

confuse I think a woman can tell if a man jizzes or not. But then again there are really stupid women out there lol



What if the man is wearing a condom?


or what if he tells her it was a dry heave...? shrug

WHUT IF HE SPITS ON HIS HAND AND WIPES IT ON HER COOCH


ROFLMAO! Are you for real?

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i can't imagine just hocking a loogie on some chick's twat... shake... i suppose i wouldn't have to worry about her calling the next day...

SHIT... if you got to FAKE A NUT
i don't think you'ld be that CONCERNED about if she
CALL YOU BACK!!!
and no i haven't had the need to do the SPIT THANG,
I"LD RATHER PISS ON THE NO FUCKIN BITCH!!!
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

evilking
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Reply #19 posted 11/20/02 10:11am

CarrieLee

omfg this thread is terrible, TERRIBLE!!
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Reply #20 posted 11/20/02 10:16am

Shorty

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bad bad thread...but...
ok..if a man has to fake it..then he wouldn't be into moment..shall we say, and if he wasn't into the moment..he wouldn't get through the front door (ya know what I'm saying) right?
I dunno.
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
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Reply #21 posted 11/20/02 10:24am

EllisDee

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00769BAD said:

and no i haven't had the need to do the SPIT THANG,
I"LD RATHER PISS ON THE NO FUCKIN BITCH!!!


disbelief
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Candy Dulfer is my boo... razz
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Reply #22 posted 11/20/02 10:25am

CarrieLee

00769BAD said:


I"LD RATHER PISS ON THE NO FUCKIN BITCH!!!



no no no! Shame on you! Shame shame SHAME!
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Reply #23 posted 11/20/02 10:29am

EllisDee

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00769BAD said:

and no i haven't had the need to do the SPIT THANG,
I"LD RATHER PISS ON THE NO FUCKIN BITCH!!!


perhaps you should pay a visit to this thread:

http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=27505 ...

it seems to be your kinda thing...
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Candy Dulfer is my boo... razz
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Reply #24 posted 11/21/02 2:43am

gooeythehamste
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CarrieLee said:

gooeythehamster said:

Carrie?
No ignoring me!!!


Darling I would never do such a thing! I was just having a fantasy about you and had to run in the bathroom...so I couldn't type!! I'm so sorry!!! lol


I make you pee???
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Reply #25 posted 11/21/02 2:58am

Natasha

Excuse me but how you gonna fake if no Come comes out? Please I wanna see Come and Taste it and have it in me. There is no Faking with me. I'll throw you out of my bed if you fake it. I want it . Forget the faking . If you are my Man you are gonna come in my mouth,on my face, and in my Pussy .
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Reply #26 posted 11/21/02 3:33am

DavidEye

Natasha said:

Excuse me but how you gonna fake if no Come comes out? Please I wanna see Come and Taste it and have it in me. There is no Faking with me. I'll throw you out of my bed if you fake it. I want it . Forget the faking . If you are my Man you are gonna come in my mouth,on my face, and in my Pussy .


smile smile smile smile

Natasha is one tough woman! I pity the man who even TRIES to fake it with her!
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Reply #27 posted 11/21/02 3:52am

Thecherryloon

Natasha said:

Excuse me but how you gonna fake if no Come comes out? Please I wanna see Come and Taste it and have it in me. There is no Faking with me. I'll throw you out of my bed if you fake it. I want it . Forget the faking . If you are my Man you are gonna come in my mouth,on my face, and in my Pussy .


classy gal! lol
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Reply #28 posted 11/21/02 4:09am

gooeythehamste
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Natasha said:

Excuse me but how you gonna fake if no Come comes out? Please I wanna see Come and Taste it and have it in me. There is no Faking with me. I'll throw you out of my bed if you fake it. I want it . Forget the faking . If you are my Man you are gonna come in my mouth,on my face, and in my Pussy .


I think you are secretly Aaron.
It must be.
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Reply #29 posted 11/21/02 6:38am

CarrieLee

gooeythehamster said:

CarrieLee said:

gooeythehamster said:

Carrie?
No ignoring me!!!


Darling I would never do such a thing! I was just having a fantasy about you and had to run in the bathroom...so I couldn't type!! I'm so sorry!!! lol


I make you pee???



lol Nooo you make me feel all warm inside!!
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