Anxiety said:

everyone on the org is as flat as my monitor, but you're funny!

Anxiety said:

did you hear my mix yet?

magnificentsynthesizer said:

this thread needs less heterosexual men.

NDRU said:

Anxiety said:

shake it like a peckerwood!

Anxiety said:

Why can't I have jiggly boobs and anx?

If an orger should fall
Into your arms
And tremble like a flower....

What would you do?

Anxiety said:

Dance! DANCE!!!!

NoodleSoup said:

allow me to address that question with the help of a visual aid:



i don't know japanese, but i'm pretty sure they're talking about what would happen if you attempt to gratify yourself with boobs and gay men at the same time.
[Edited 9/15/08 18:57pm]

littlemissG said:

it depends. does their trembling include any kind of drooling, frothing at the mouth or any other form of salivation? would i be wearing a nice shirt at the time?

How come I don't get a questions thread?

Anxiety said:

Dude, I live in Thailand.

luv4u said:

disguise yourself like a gay guy and these wackadoos will come flocking to you like gangbusters.

not that i'd wish that on you. i'm just sayin'.

NoodleSoup said:

they have breasts in thailand???

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

You should always wear a nice shirt, unless your doing household chores or something. No drooling or frothing perhaps some sighing.

Anxiety said:

Yes, and meat on sticks.

littlemissG said:

i don't know. sometimes i don't feel like wearing a nice shirt. because it's like, for example, you wear it to work, nobody appreciates it, you get home and the nice shirt is dirty, so you have to clean it which puts wear and tear on the shirt. it's a waste of the good shirt's lifespan to waste it on people who don't appreciate the fine craftsmanship of my sterling thespianic wardrobe. not to mention, last thing i'd want is an orger drooling on my damn sleeve.

i think what i'm getting at here is that i need some good, rugged flannel shirts. say you're on a safari. a giraffe could puke and poop on a good, strong flannel shirt and then you could go to the RNC and get pepper spray and urine thrown all over you. the shirt would survive literally unscathed.

NoodleSoup said:

we only have meat on sticks at the fair.

unless "meat on sticks" is some kind of unseemly codeword where you're from.

in which case, we have those at the fair too - they're called CARNIES.

Anxiety said:

You're on fiyah tonight!

Although your heart, as ever, is frozen solid.

NoodleSoup said:

if i did not give your heart frostbite, i am afraid i would burn you to an unrecognizable blackened nub with the great lava flow that rages from within my loiny-heart-soul thing.

whatever. i told you i'd take you over kirstie alley in an end-of-the-world scenario. it's not like i've put up a complete wall, you know.

Anxiety said:

Doesn't it show you how low my hopes are, how close to being broken I already am to start with such a Kirstie Alley-related question? At that point you actually had the power to kill me. I guess I should be happy that lowest possible form of affection has been shown and I can now try to build on that. I want to feel the hot lava.

NoodleSoup said:

no. really. i'm saving you from yourself. my hot fires would consume you like a cow licking a cheerio off a linoleum floor.