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PrintableIceNine said: "Take care of that fucker..." Now that WOULD make an interesting catch phrase.  "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: IceNine said: "Take care of that fucker..." [color=blue:5684ab3f93:20cb4a9284] Now that WOULD make an interesting catch phrase. Or... you could do a hybrid... "Take care of that ass fucker" :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: TRON said: IceNine said: TRON said: No, the head is too sensitive. I can't endure the sort of self-torture you seem to enjoy. But if you notice, the shaft has been mutilated extensively. I used to be quite wild in my day. All those countless women climbing up and down me is bound to cause erosion.
Very true... erosion sucks, but you can take heart in the fact that you have about 100 tons or so more to go before you are whittled down to average...  True. I'm just hoping that it's uniform. I don't want to have to deal with the dreaded Zum syndrome. A damned fine point... you don't want the fucking head snapping off and leaving you with nothing but a half-mast shaft! That wouldn't be any fun at all. Take care of that fucker... you might want to look into a fine water seal or lamination. That probably wouldn't work for me. I already have enough trouble with condoms. Maybe I can throw it in a rock tumbler just for safe measure. | |
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tackam said: Ok, serious question here, since I don't know what it's like to have a penis:
If you get aroused in public, doesn't your rush of self-consciousness about other people possibly noticing pretty much kill your arousal? Problem solved? It's a bit more difficult to get rid of than that. Sometimes the more you think about it the worse it gets. Not only that, but wasting a perfectly good hard-on can be such a let down sometimes!
I would also like to point out that, while you may think that your dick is huge and everyone is always looking at it, the average guy could probably walk around hard as a rock the majority of the time and very few people would notice.
This is only true in the post-1980s era where you are probably not wearing spandex pants, of course.
Doves, Mel!ssa Even little dicks will still pitch a tent, LOL. What's really thrilling is when you spot the imprint of a python wrapped around someones thigh. Ok, i will stop all the sex talk... LOL [This message was edited Mon Nov 18 12:06:02 PST 2002 by Tom] | |
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IceNine said: SexLovely said: IceNine said: "Take care of that fucker..." [color=blue:5684ab3f93:20cb4a9284:8778745578] Now that WOULD make an interesting catch phrase. Or... you could do a hybrid... "Take care of that ass fucker" :LOL:
...dont think Aaron would like the sound of that. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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i is always sports my woods in da pubics.
i is sometimes has to pulls my hat down farther so as not to exposes it to da lil nymphs in my WOODS as i is alreadys had trouble wit da mayors daughters... King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
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Tom said: tackam said: Ok, serious question here, since I don't know what it's like to have a penis:
If you get aroused in public, doesn't your rush of self-consciousness about other people possibly noticing pretty much kill your arousal? Problem solved? It's a bit more difficult to get rid of than that. Sometimes the more you think about it the worse it gets. Not only that, but wasting a perfectly good hard-on can be such a let down sometimes!
I would also like to point out that, while you may think that your dick is huge and everyone is always looking at it, the average guy could probably walk around hard as a rock the majority of the time and very few people would notice.
This is only true in the post-1980s era where you are probably not wearing spandex pants, of course.
Doves, Mel!ssa Even little dicks will still pitch a tent, LOL. What's really thrilling is when you spot the imprint of a python wrapped around someones thigh. Ok, i will stop all the sex talk... LOL
[This message was edited Mon Nov 18 12:06:02 PST 2002 by Tom] Yeah, I think it depends a lot on the pants. Jeans, in particular, seem (from what I've observed  ) to make a hardened dick stand straight up against the guy's tummy, or as you say, get smashed against his leg. No tent-pitching happening there, really, 'cause they don't give at all. In that case, I think that nobody would notice unless they happened to be staring at your crotch, which they probably are not. Sorry, guys.
Now, yeah, if your clothing allows for the tent look, that is pretty noticable! Still, the mysteries of hard-on psychology intrigue me. . .I mean, so you can be totally mortified and still not kill the thing? Is it just that there is a delay between the above waist brain and the below waist brain? Or can you be simultaneously aroused and embarassed? I sure wish I could have a penis for awhile. You know, just to work these things out on my own.
My husband and I were talking awhile back, though, about one of the great benefits of being a girl: you can be fiercly aroused without anybody being able to tell. It's great! I've gotten myself through so many boring classes thinking about sex, and no worries about public wood. . .it's fab. Hell, if your vibrator is small and quiet enough, lots of boring moments could be livened up. . .I know they make them tiny, but I would be worried about the noice. . .ladies, got any product reccomendations for me? Oh wait, I'm prolly the only girl reading this thread. Doves, Mel!ssa | |
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tackam said: Tom said: tackam said: Ok, serious question here, since I don't know what it's like to have a penis:
If you get aroused in public, doesn't your rush of self-consciousness about other people possibly noticing pretty much kill your arousal? Problem solved? It's a bit more difficult to get rid of than that. Sometimes the more you think about it the worse it gets. Not only that, but wasting a perfectly good hard-on can be such a let down sometimes!
I would also like to point out that, while you may think that your dick is huge and everyone is always looking at it, the average guy could probably walk around hard as a rock the majority of the time and very few people would notice.
This is only true in the post-1980s era where you are probably not wearing spandex pants, of course.
Doves, Mel!ssa Even little dicks will still pitch a tent, LOL. What's really thrilling is when you spot the imprint of a python wrapped around someones thigh. Ok, i will stop all the sex talk... LOL
[This message was edited Mon Nov 18 12:06:02 PST 2002 by Tom] Yeah, I think it depends a lot on the pants. Jeans, in particular, seem (from what I've observed ) to make a hardened dick stand straight up against the guy's tummy, or as you say, get smashed against his leg. No tent-pitching happening there, really, 'cause they don't give at all. In that case, I think that nobody would notice unless they happened to be staring at your crotch, which they probably are not. Sorry, guys.
Now, yeah, if your clothing allows for the tent look, that is pretty noticable! Still, the mysteries of hard-on psychology intrigue me. . .I mean, so you can be totally mortified and still not kill the thing? Is it just that there is a delay between the above waist brain and the below waist brain? Or can you be simultaneously aroused and embarassed? I sure wish I could have a penis for awhile. You know, just to work these things out on my own.
My husband and I were talking awhile back, though, about one of the great benefits of being a girl: you can be fiercly aroused without anybody being able to tell. It's great! I've gotten myself through so many boring classes thinking about sex, and no worries about public wood. . .it's fab. Hell, if your vibrator is small and quiet enough, lots of boring moments could be livened up. . .I know they make them tiny, but I would be worried about the noice. . .ladies, got any product reccomendations for me? Oh wait, I'm prolly the only girl reading this thread. Doves, Mel!ssa Try a Pocket Rocket, available at your local sex shop | |
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High school was the absolute worst for this. Ever notice the way most school boys carry their books? "When they tell me 2 walk a straight line, I put on crooked shoes" | |
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tackam said: In that case, I think that nobody would notice unless they happened to be staring at your crotch, which they probably are not. Sorry, guys.
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Its almost like having a tail--except in front. "Climb in my fur." | |
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TheMax said: High school was the absolute worst for this. Ever notice the way most school boys carry their books?
So that's why the boys had them in front. They were covering their hard on...
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ah those were the days!!.. ahem cough ..i mean yeah...this shit happens to me all the time..
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TheMax said: High school was the absolute worst for this. Ever notice the way most school boys carry their books?
Mr Murphy would you please come to the chalk board and work out this problem? "Climb in my fur." | |
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Ifsixwuz9 said: tackam said: In that case, I think that nobody would notice unless they happened to be staring at your crotch, which they probably are not. Sorry, guys.
Speak for yourself pervertress "Climb in my fur." | |
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And those tiny top desks that were only big enough to hold your notebook sucked cuz there was nowhere to hide. | |
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God, it would be fun to have one of these for a day... just to see what it's all about! | |
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Sigh...it's a pain in the ass when you're so young...then when you're old you wish it would happen! What a rip off!!! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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AzureStar said: God, it would be fun to have one of these for a day... just to see what it's all about!
How 'bout I put my foot up your ass? | |
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2the9s said: AzureStar said: God, it would be fun to have one of these for a day... just to see what it's all about!
How 'bout I put my foot up your ass? Problem? | |
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AzureStar said: 2the9s said: AzureStar said: God, it would be fun to have one of these for a day... just to see what it's all about!
How 'bout I put my foot up your ass? Problem? You de-block me. I'll show you problems. | |
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2the9s said: AzureStar said: 2the9s said: AzureStar said: God, it would be fun to have one of these for a day... just to see what it's all about!
How 'bout I put my foot up your ass? Problem? You de-block me. I'll show you problems. | |
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How do Guys Prolong their Orgasms when having Sex what in the World do you Guys think about? I actually know guys who would masturbate 2x before having Sex. Is this what you do? | |
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Natasha said: How do Guys Prolong their Orgasms when having Sex what in the World do you Guys think about? I actually know guys who would masturbate 2x before having Sex. Is this what you do?
Maybe this should be a separate thread Natasha. | |
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Natasha said: How do Guys Prolong their Orgasms when having Sex what in the World do you Guys think about? I actually know guys who would masturbate 2x before having Sex. Is this what you do?
They just have to look into your eyes Just a joke i couldn't pass up.You know i love you Tash | |
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Prince would get Hard-Ons with certain songs and we talked about it to everybody in GreenWich Village. We thought he was Seriously Beautiful. What a Hunk and he kept me from other Men cause they were Gross in Comparisson to his Beautifulness. We were so takin by him in every way it is like Posession. | |
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Natasha said: Prince would get Hard-Ons with certain songs and we talked about it to everybody in GreenWich Village. We thought he was Seriously Beautiful. What a Hunk and he kept me from other Men cause they were Gross in Comparisson to his Beautifulness. We were so takin by him in every way it is like Posession.
Maybe this should also be a separate thread Natasha? | |
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