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PrintableOne day, Mr. and Mr.s Hill went on a long dreamed vacation to Salzburg Austria, where they stayed at a quaint little cottage not to far from the Mirabel Gardens, where the famous Julie Andrews scene was filmed for the Sound of Music.
The night clerk was desperate for money due to some shady loanshark deal he made with some Swiz tourist , and knowing the Hills had money on them, he snook up to their room and murdered both of them in their sleep. Early that morning, before the other guest awoke, he was down in the lobby getting his stuff together to make his big escape with their money, when both Mr. and Mrs. Hill walked into the room demanding their money back. "HOW CAN THIS BE??"  the clerk demanded. "I killed both of you last night!!!"
The Hills responded, "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music." 
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Wow. Back in the day on the org folks would come and try to help an orger out when a thread went like this. Now they just gather with this world-weary look on their faces and just sit. They just sit. | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."
A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away. The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00." y'know that's not so funny really, why didn't they just call peter on his phone? this is not the day and age in which to be riding around, wasting gas looking for the dude.  just my 2c EVILFEMINSIT You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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Imago said: Ken! :brock:
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HamsterHuey said: Imago said: Ken! :brock:
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Imago said: Anxiety said: 
  
Dan. I get where you were going with this. I see you're trying to make Anx into this hot gay lovemuffin however, he really just looks like Tom Hanks in Polar Express.  [Edited 10/23/08 19:40pm] | |
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roodboi said: Would you stop it!  | |
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roodboi said: damn prince at least got better wigs these days. everything else is just how it should be. | |
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Christopher said: roodboi said: damn prince at least got better wigs these days. everything else is just how it should be. I especially love the arm-tiara! I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Oh God...where is funkpill?
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rushing07 said: Christopher said: damn prince at least got better wigs these days. everything else is just how it should be. I especially love the arm-tiara! | |
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Christopher said: rushing07 said: I especially love the arm-tiara! OMG
the longest buildup ever I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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rushing07 said: Christopher said: OMG
the longest buildup ever how ridiculous was that shit?
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Christopher said: rushing07 said: OMG
the longest buildup ever how ridiculous was that shit?
Are you finding life a little flat? http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Ooh..ooh..I got one!
A guy is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples -$5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one." The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he savors a sweet jelly. The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but they're $10.00 each." The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and a rich, creamy cheese fills his mouth. The farmer says, "Now, if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're pussy apples." The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like shit!" The farmer says, "Turn it around."  Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
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Anxiety said:   | |
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I Liked The First Joke After That It Started To Sound Desperate | |
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