-They want to talk with you more often.
-They want to spend time with you.
-They laugh at your jokes.


-As you create this post, someone phones you and invites you out tonight.

Cinnie said:

Im still trying to get through the backlogue from 2007.


They want to talk with you more often.
-They want to spend time with you.
-They laugh at your jokes.

WHO LIKES YOU YOUR GRANDMA.

rolling said:

Well, then help me correct and write this list bitch!

rolling said:

goodness that's so cruel

and i don't want to end up like that
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-they make you a mixtape

For Pete's sake, you're supposed to add on.

I was just starting to write my list when my phone rang and it felt like the "laws of attraction"

PricelessHo said:

That is more than a sign... that's like: (although if someone beats you with a chair they probably don't like you much)

- They have your daily routine memorized and have a cute habit of standing under your window in the middle of the night.





oh wait, that's the rules of fatal attraction, oops

Anxiety said:

They long to be close to you. Glenn Close.

Cinnie said:

which brings me to my next sign:

-birds suddenly appear, every time you are near

Cinnie said:

Anxiety said:

Nevermore.

They turn their ass away from you when they fart.

JuliePurplehead said:

That's fucked up!

Cinnie said:

It's romantical.

1. They send you pictures of their deliciously pert bottoms from inside dingy hotel rooms while on Visa Runs from various South East Asian cities.

2. They're willing to swallow even though you only stepped off the train a couple of hours ago and haven't properly washed your privates in hours.


3. They're constantly ignoring their pet dog, Dillon, so that said enamored paramour, can reach over and squeeze your butt without his wife noticing.


4. They totally drop hint bombs about being attracted to beautiful faces but not penises, in an attempt to win your attention, so that if you should ever visit Sweeden, they can design your hair, put eyeliner on you, and such craziness.



There are lots of ways to tell, really.


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Imago said:

I'll remember those ones. The second item certainly rings familiar.

They ask you why you're looking for a woman elsewhere when they enjoy your company and live right around the corner.

le sigh

Cinnie said:

Are you willing to swallow?

I know it's not relevant to this thread, but after 4 years, I feel like I barely know you anymore, Cin.

Imago said:

It's not like they were exclusive.

1. They send you a t-shirt, on the premise that they think you will like it, when in fact much thought has been put into what they would find attractive on you instead, like some kind of kinky long-distance dress-up game.

if people didn't like me in 2007..how does one fix their attractiveness? appearently i dont have one.
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baroque said:

i don't know, but i think it involves installing the latest edition of microsoft office.

I come first, period. If not, that's also how I know who not to fuck with much.

They tell you they can't believe anyone washes their flip-flops, overtly as a put-down, but covertly as a compliment and subtle piece of flirtation, perhaps to elicit posting of flip-flop/feet/washing flip-flops photographs.

Anxiety said:

Screw that shit, i have a MAC. PC sucks.

baroque said:

Such a little charmer.

Cinnie said:

thank you.
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Cinnie said:

that sounds healthy

ThreadBare said: