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PrintableI'm leaning towards Jesus. He can turn water into wine.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IceNine said: 00769BAD said: IceNine said: 00769BAD said: i'ld have to hang out with JESUS.
i'm sayin. SATAN wouldn't give a fuck about me hittin some TAINTED PUSSY, at least with JESUS i know he'll purify the un-clean woman before i hit it and damn her soul to hell. BUT... you forget!!! SATAN CONTROLS ALL OF THE PORNO STARS!!! Are you sure that you don't want to reconsider? i like doin BAD THANGS to GOOD GIRLS... and JESUS got carte blanche at ALL THE CATHOLIC SCHOOLS...  Ahhh... but Catholic school girls are MORE likely to be in porno!!! I see your point though... but you have to realize that Jesus would not let you bang his flock... remember the bible verse: Lo and when Bad tried to fornicate with the righteous woman, the LORD said, "behold my servant in her flowing garment... she is not yours to hold, but belongs to the kingdom of heaven. Woe be unto thee who plucks the flower of my father's kingdom." And when Bad attempted to fornicate with the woman a second time, the LORD touched Bad in the groin and caused a withering away of his member and testicles, for such is the power of our LORD. now you of all people know, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!!! but if you must quote scripture... And there came a time when all the VESTED VIRGINS were set before the BAD ONE under the watchful eyes of GOD and was given to do with them whut he chose for six years three score and six. and at his BAD'S rite hand sat JESUS who had offended GOD by thinkin it was ok to FUCK WITH BAD... I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: IceNine said: 00769BAD said: IceNine said: 00769BAD said: i'ld have to hang out with JESUS.
i'm sayin. SATAN wouldn't give a fuck about me hittin some TAINTED PUSSY, at least with JESUS i know he'll purify the un-clean woman before i hit it and damn her soul to hell. BUT... you forget!!! SATAN CONTROLS ALL OF THE PORNO STARS!!! Are you sure that you don't want to reconsider? i like doin BAD THANGS to GOOD GIRLS... and JESUS got carte blanche at ALL THE CATHOLIC SCHOOLS... Ahhh... but Catholic school girls are MORE likely to be in porno!!! I see your point though... but you have to realize that Jesus would not let you bang his flock... remember the bible verse: Lo and when Bad tried to fornicate with the righteous woman, the LORD said, "behold my servant in her flowing garment... she is not yours to hold, but belongs to the kingdom of heaven. Woe be unto thee who plucks the flower of my father's kingdom." And when Bad attempted to fornicate with the woman a second time, the LORD touched Bad in the groin and caused a withering away of his member and testicles, for such is the power of our LORD. now you of all people know, YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!!! but if you must quote scripture... And there came a time when all the VESTED VIRGINS were set before the BAD ONE under the watchful eyes of GOD and was given to do with them whut he chose for six years three score and six. and at his BAD'S rite hand sat JESUS who had offended GOD by thinkin it was ok to FUCK WITH BAD... :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I don't think that hanging out with Jesus would be very fun unless you were really sick, you know, like cancer or some other fucked up illness and you could use him for his healing powers. You couldn't really cuss, make fun of people, laugh at the misfortunes of others, listen to loud rock music, score with women or anything. It would be no fun.
Satan, on the other hand, is a guy that you could hang with! You can be sure that you would go out and score with all the women you wanted to... you WOULD listen to some loud rock, you would cuss like a pack of sailors on leave, you would make fun of everyone, you would cause a ruckus everywhere you went... what's not to like? Hedonism and self-indulgence as far as the eye can see!!! So you might cause the destruction of a few dozen small villages or something... that's a small price to pay, I think. What do you think? Satan: Child abuse Child pornography Child rape Physical slavery Mental slavery Hunger Disease Stealing Killing Jesus: Love Romance Peace Music Joy Healing Feeding Fellowship Understanding Uhh...after giving it a little thought, I choose Jesus!!! "Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!" | |
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Of course, I'm rollin' with Jesus. Jesus is a cool dude who handles his business. Jesus will make sure things are in place . Satan is a frustrated, out of work musician who lies. You could never believe the dude and how only really wants you dead but hangs out with you so you can do the stuff he can't. Nah.
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I wouldn't want anything to do with either of them. I'd hang with Buddha. | |
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IceNine said: I don't think that hanging out with Jesus would be very fun unless you were really sick, you know, like cancer or some other fucked up illness and you could use him for his healing powers. You couldn't really cuss, make fun of people, laugh at the misfortunes of others, listen to loud rock music, score with women or anything. It would be no fun.
What do you think? Well, I think you're wrong about that... Jesus was a total fucking rebel. You could go around town tearing up temples and then go to the bar and order as many glasses of water you wanted to (for free) and he'd turn them into wine. Also, the whole can't 'listen to loud rock rock music' thing is a fundamentalist Protestant Christian invention. I brought "Through the Past Darkly" by the Rolling Stones to my third-grade Catechism Christmas party and Sister Alice was digging "Ruby Tuesday" as much as the rest of us were. Plus, just LOOK at Jesus...he looks like he could be the lead guitarist of Blind Melon or Pearl Jam. He should have made the second coming in the early 90s...with the grunge/neo hippy movement he would have been very chic. 
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applekisses said: IceNine said: I don't think that hanging out with Jesus would be very fun unless you were really sick, you know, like cancer or some other fucked up illness and you could use him for his healing powers. You couldn't really cuss, make fun of people, laugh at the misfortunes of others, listen to loud rock music, score with women or anything. It would be no fun.
What do you think? Well, I think you're wrong about that... Jesus was a total fucking rebel. You could go around town tearing up temples and then go to the bar and order as many glasses of water you wanted to (for free) and he'd turn them into wine. Also, the whole can't 'listen to loud rock rock music' thing is a fundamentalist Protestant Christian invention. I brought "Through the Past Darkly" by the Rolling Stones to my third-grade Catechism Christmas party and Sister Alice was digging "Ruby Tuesday" as much as the rest of us were. Plus, just LOOK at Jesus...he looks like he could be the lead guitarist of Blind Melon or Pearl Jam. He should have made the second coming in the early 90s...with the grunge/neo hippy movement he would have been very chic.
That makes me wonder - who has Jesus realy - heheheh 
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Sahar said: applekisses said: IceNine said: I don't think that hanging out with Jesus would be very fun unless you were really sick, you know, like cancer or some other fucked up illness and you could use him for his healing powers. You couldn't really cuss, make fun of people, laugh at the misfortunes of others, listen to loud rock music, score with women or anything. It would be no fun.
What do you think? Well, I think you're wrong about that... Jesus was a total fucking rebel. You could go around town tearing up temples and then go to the bar and order as many glasses of water you wanted to (for free) and he'd turn them into wine. Also, the whole can't 'listen to loud rock rock music' thing is a fundamentalist Protestant Christian invention. I brought "Through the Past Darkly" by the Rolling Stones to my third-grade Catechism Christmas party and Sister Alice was digging "Ruby Tuesday" as much as the rest of us were. Plus, just LOOK at Jesus...he looks like he could be the lead guitarist of Blind Melon or Pearl Jam. He should have made the second coming in the early 90s...with the grunge/neo hippy movement he would have been very chic.
That makes me wonder - who has Jesus realy - heheheh
when GOOD is BAD - BAD is GOOD NUFF SAID!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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don't worry y'all y'all gonna hav PLENTY of time 2 chill with him, y'all will make up 4 lost time!  ROFL! | |
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I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again?  | |
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AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me two words sag...VIDEO CAMERA! "not a fan"  yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me two words sag...VIDEO CAMERA! i have one set up in my computer room which faces my backyard and my drive space. The thing is that she does it when I am asleep. Can you run a camera continuously?..I have a Sony Mini DV Digital Handycam Camcorder.. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: Shorty said: sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me two words sag...VIDEO CAMERA! i have one set up in my computer room which faces my backyard and my drive space. The thing is that she does it when I am asleep. Can you run a camera continuously?..I have a Sony Mini DV Digital Handycam Camcorder.. I don't know but I think you can get a tape to run like 5 hours or something...try running it over night and see what happens...and if worse comes to worse...stay up all night just to catch her...it would be worth it...right? good luck to you. "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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sag10 said: Shorty said: sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me two words sag...VIDEO CAMERA! i have one set up in my computer room which faces my backyard and my drive space. The thing is that she does it when I am asleep. Can you run a camera continuously?..I have a Sony Mini DV Digital Handycam Camcorder.. I am not sure about your recorder, but the webcam I have (Logitech) works as a motion camera. Maybe you should look into one of those, they aren't all that expensive, I think mine was around $100. Set it up and it will record all night long. You have to do something. | |
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Sag fuck the video camera. Get yourself a gun, whether it be a pellet gun or a fucking AK47. Stay up all night and if the bitch steps on your property again shoot her. Enough is enough. | |
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AzureStar said: sag10 said: Shorty said: sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me two words sag...VIDEO CAMERA! i have one set up in my computer room which faces my backyard and my drive space. The thing is that she does it when I am asleep. Can you run a camera continuously?..I have a Sony Mini DV Digital Handycam Camcorder.. I am not sure about your recorder, but the webcam I have (Logitech) works as a motion camera. Maybe you should look into one of those, they aren't all that expensive, I think mine was around $100. Set it up and it will record all night long. You have to do something. oh...good idea! I think you can get a motion detector to hook up to almost anything...but I don't know how. ask an electrician. What about the police...they won't survey the place for ya?
uh oh! carrielee's avatar is gone! what are we in for carrie? a nudey Tommy?
oh..and your advice is a lil  btw...Sag, don't listen to Carrie on this one [This message was edited Mon Nov 18 9:59:05 PST 2002 by Shorty] "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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No naked Tommy. Just a bum. A pretty bum though. I think I'll bring Tommy back soon though, I miss him already. | |
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CarrieLee said: No naked Tommy. Just a bum. A pretty bum though. I think I'll bring Tommy back soon though, I miss him already.
is it your bum? for Sag10 to  :LOL:"not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: Shorty said: sag10 said: AzureStar said: sag10 said: I have to choose Jesus, i have much to ask him...like why is this lady getting away with slashing my tires every other weekend...
Oh no... she did it again? Yes, orgnote me two words sag...VIDEO CAMERA! i have one set up in my computer room which faces my backyard and my drive space. The thing is that she does it when I am asleep. Can you run a camera continuously?..I have a Sony Mini DV Digital Handycam Camcorder.. I am not sure about your recorder, but the webcam I have (Logitech) works as a motion camera. Maybe you should look into one of those, they aren't all that expensive, I think mine was around $100. Set it up and it will record all night long. You have to do something. oh...good idea! I think you can get a motion detector to hook up to almost anything...but I don't know how. ask an electrician. What about the police...they won't survey the place for ya?
uh oh! carrielee's avatar is gone! what are we in for carrie? a nudey Tommy?
oh..and your advice is a lil btw...Sag, don't listen to Carrie on this one
[This message was edited Mon Nov 18 9:59:05 PST 2002 by Shorty] Good idea Azure, tell me more! Shorty I am at a loss. The police are patrolling my area, she does it late at night.. I think the webcam, and I think I will have a motion detector put in my drive space. And will have it hooked to my house so that if someone is in that space it turns on all the lights in my house. That will wake me up. What do you think Carrie if only karma wasn't such a big part of my life. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Yes it is my bum, but no Sag cannot lick it! That's for YOU to do!! | |
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CarrieLee said: Yes it is my bum, but no Sag cannot lick it! That's for YOU to do!!
oh goodie!  my favorite!!"not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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I like your boobies.
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i'd rather the three of us go out 2 dinner.  | |
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PlastikLuvAffair said: i'd rather the three of us go out 2 dinner.
Where's Buddha in all this? | |
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bkk1981 said: PlastikLuvAffair said: i'd rather the three of us go out 2 dinner.
Where's Buddha in all this? buddha can come along, but he gotta pitch in on tips like the rest of us.  | |
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Jesus of course because he will bring about the Everlasting Now and with the end of satan is eternal destruction.
It's like chosing Life or Death. "We all got a space to fill" | |
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