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Man beats victim with sausage (just like it says)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...1QiacuQE4F

FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
[Edited 9/8/08 15:06pm]
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Reply #1 posted 09/08/08 10:23pm

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actionthisday said:




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Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

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The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.





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Reply #2 posted 09/08/08 10:27pm

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Reply #3 posted 09/08/08 10:28pm

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Rubbed him with spices...spices... confused
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Reply #4 posted 09/08/08 10:55pm

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omfg

Police have now issued a picture of the assailant



eek boxed


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Reply #5 posted 09/08/08 11:00pm

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Byron said:

Rubbed him with spices...spices... confused


I know confused

It adds a whole new dimension to A SALT and BATTERy neutral


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Reply #6 posted 09/08/08 11:08pm

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Steadwood said:

Byron said:

Rubbed him with spices...spices... confused


I know confused

It adds a whole new dimension to A SALT and BATTERy neutral


smile


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Reply #7 posted 09/08/08 11:12pm

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



I know confused

It adds a whole new dimension to A SALT and BATTERy neutral


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lol


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Reply #8 posted 09/08/08 11:16pm

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Steadwood said:

RenHoek said:





lol


smile


Actually, that was frikkin' hilarious... lol
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Reply #9 posted 09/08/08 11:20pm

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



lol


smile


Actually, that was frikkin' hilarious... lol


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lol

Do you think that guy was a frustrated chef with a chip on his shoulder hmmm


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Reply #10 posted 09/08/08 11:21pm

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Steadwood said:

RenHoek said:



Actually, that was frikkin' hilarious... lol


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lol

Do you think that guy was a frustrated chef with a chip on his shoulder hmmm


smile


I don't know about chef but spice rubs and sausages reeks of BBQ Master... lol
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Reply #11 posted 09/08/08 11:23pm

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



http://www.totalmotorcycl...smilie.gif
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lol

Do you think that guy was a frustrated chef with a chip on his shoulder hmmm


smile


I don't know about chef but spice rubs and sausages reeks of BBQ Master... lol


lol

Best not ask for a massage eek


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Reply #12 posted 09/08/08 11:48pm

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Steadwood said:

RenHoek said:



I don't know about chef but spice rubs and sausages reeks of BBQ Master... lol


lol

Best not ask for a massage eek


smile


Yeah, you might wind up on a picnic table with a side o' 'slaw!! eek
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Reply #13 posted 09/08/08 11:49pm

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



lol

Best not ask for a massage eek


smile


Yeah, you might wind up on a picnic table with a side o' 'slaw!! eek


eek

Why does that sound hot lol


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Reply #14 posted 09/08/08 11:54pm

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Steadwood said:

RenHoek said:



Yeah, you might wind up on a picnic table with a side o' 'slaw!! eek


eek

Why does that sound hot lol


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ummm, depends on the sauce?

*yeesh, where is this thread headed...*
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Reply #15 posted 09/08/08 11:57pm

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



eek

Why does that sound hot lol


smile


ummm, depends on the sauce?

*yeesh, where is this thread headed...*


falloff lol


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Reply #16 posted 09/09/08 1:12am

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falloff disbelief .. what .. is on people's minds?
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Reply #17 posted 09/09/08 1:13am

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Fresno. I'm not surprised. Fresno has issues.
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Reply #18 posted 09/09/08 1:30am

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Reply #19 posted 09/09/08 5:43am

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Steadwood said:

Byron said:

Rubbed him with spices...spices... confused


I know confused

It adds a whole new dimension to A SALT and BATTERy neutral


smile

Oh, that was baaaaad lol doh!...
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Reply #20 posted 09/09/08 10:56am

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



http://www.totalmotorcycl...smilie.gif
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lol

Do you think that guy was a frustrated chef with a chip on his shoulder hmmm


smile


I don't know about chef but spice rubs and sausages reeks of BBQ Master... lol



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Reply #21 posted 09/09/08 11:37am

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omfg

Police have now issued a picture of the assailant



eek boxed


smile


spit
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Reply #22 posted 09/09/08 11:40am

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EmeraldSkies said:



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Reply #23 posted 09/09/08 3:14pm

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Steadwood said:



omfg

Police have now issued a picture of the assailant



eek boxed


smile



and his getaway vehicle!! He was able to lose the cops after laying down a slick of condiments causing a major pile up on the freeway!

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Reply #24 posted 09/09/08 7:39pm

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RenHoek said:

Steadwood said:



omfg

Police have now issued a picture of the assailant



eek boxed


smile



and his getaway vehicle!! He was able to lose the cops after laying down a slick of condiments causing a major pile up on the freeway!



spit lol

...er...I mean...

omg Its a hotrod hotdog eek


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Reply #25 posted 09/09/08 9:13pm

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Wanna beat me with your sausage? batting eyes
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Reply #26 posted 09/09/08 9:15pm

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Rubbed him with spices...spices... confused


falloff That got me too!
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Reply #27 posted 09/09/08 10:08pm

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that's crazy!!!
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Reply #28 posted 09/10/08 9:18am

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actionthisday said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AkxOQehd3STgeTBkcT1QiacuQE4F

FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
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Reply #29 posted 09/10/08 11:21am

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Nikademus said:


The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.







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