Damn, is there any nation in the world that could pound-for-pound, man-for-man, take the US in a cheese burger eating competition?

I come from England so my teeth are really bad but at least I'm not fat. I thank a sensible diet for that.

Doesn't it bother u America?

Soon u'll lose the power from your superpower status and just be super.

P.S. I'm not addressing all Americans when I say "America", just the really fat ones that don't have self-esteem enough to respond to my cowardly attack.

I like to tell people I have a million dollar smile. Ten years of constant dental work, endless excrutiating pain, and thousands of dollars were invested in my teeth.

But they are nice!

I'm digressing, I know. But it's 3 AM here.

Natsume said:

I like to tell people I don't really have little bits of yelow corn stuck in my teeth, they are my real teeth. They never believe me.

bkk1981 said:

Wait a minute, I'm making myself look really ugly here. What am I doing? I'll never get an orgwife.

bkk1981 said:

Don't you think that maybe most Brits are thin because they can't chew, and therefore can't digest, their food properly? I'd imagine that most of your rotten teeth would come out after trying to bite into an apple, for example.

applekisses said:

Christ we're not all fat! And for the record, I'd take a fat guy over a guy with rotten teeth anyday!

Sorry bkk1981 - I know you had humourous intentions with this thread but I'd err on the side of caution and steer clear of such stereotypes (justified or not!). It'll just offend too many people and generate tons of complaints.

Now go brush your teeth