emm said:

Have sex with as many men as possible, preferrably in the same night ...that way it increases the odds, and you get to sue each of them for child support later.

Mach said:

Byron said:

ok so that leads me to my next question
where is the line between a girl keeping herself busy and having too many irons in the fire?

paintedlady said:

Remind him that his entire life is still ahead of him, and that being responsible and respectful of his prom date is a must...as well as things like underage drinking should definitely be off limits. Above all, though, let him know how proud you are of the amazing young man he's turning into, and that your love and support will always be there for him.



Naaaah, I'm just fuckin' witcha lol ...Listen, proms are all about the "gettin' some" later, you know? So to make sure he has the time of his life, think about hiring a hooker for him, just in case his date ends up being unreasonable and won't put out. If he comes home earlier than expected and looks dejected, let him know that you have a little surprise waiting for him at the Motel 6 out on the interstate, and then hand him the key.

emm said:

After the 3rd or 4th STD, I would think ...

Byron said:

Should I pack him a goodie bag of lubes, condoms and gadgets? Or do hookers come with accessories?

Byron said:

paintedlady said:

Nah...him gettin' his own shit is a right of passage. Let him shoplift them from the 7-11 like everyone else.

Byron said:

What should I tell my boyfriend the next time he asks me to move to you know where to take care of his mom's farm because she's too stubborn to give it up?

Byron said:

I just knew I was doing the right thing.

pearle said:

Depends...how old is momma again?...Might be worth waiting a year or so, if ya know what I mean. I mean, all that land has GOT to be worth something, right?

Byron said:

I found what looks to be a vial of crack on the sidewalk. What should I do with it?

NDRU said:

Find a clean mirror ...

Is it okay to gut punch dat ass if you find out your husband has been unfaithful and unrepentant? I mean take his ass out legally, financially and socially until he is left crying and writhing in a fetal position...?

Ottensen said:

Sure, why not? In fact, I can hook you up with a couple o' my boys who can do more than that for the right price. Has he got life insurance?

..am i gonna be alright on my own????? Will i always be dependant on my ex?????

magnificentsynthesizer said:

no, it's my heart that's broken, not my phone

I like this Byron a lot better than the nice sensitive one, I was wondering when you'd bring your P&R persona over here...

i thought the bad advice was,

"drink Coke"

myfavorite said:

What's wrong with dependeing on your ex? You kiddin' me?...In fact, you should go out and get yourself a whole bunch of exes and depend on each of them. You play it right, and you'll never have to work another day of your life...

Slave2daGroove said:

I've never been either nice or sensitive at anytime in my life.

shausler said:

Stop hanging around Hokie, she's a bad influence.

The sound of my neighbor's new eyesore of a windchime is getting on my nerves...?

killerdiller said:

Late one night, go over and steal your neighbor's new wind chime...then dip it in a bucket of wet cement, and wait for it to dry. Once it does, go back over and hang the thick glob of hardened cement that used to be a working wind chime back up for your dumb ass neighbor to find in the morning. They'll get the message ...

Byron said:

I knew it, thank you!

Why do I have to do to make you my future baby daddy?

There's this hot girl at the club that's already done all my boys and I think I'm in love with her!
Should I try to turn a ho into a housewife??

1sexymf said: