If you have issues in your life that you need some guidance about, ask me and let me offer you the most ridiculously awful advice to help make matters even worse.

I'm now open for bidniz... Ask away.



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[Edited 9/5/08 8:45am]

Is it ok to bone a married man?

Shower me with your pearls of wisdom Byron , why dont people get me ?

JustErin said:

You gotta be kiddin' me...of course it is! Hey, the wife she shudda known about his cheatin' ass when she married 'im. You can't bog yourself down with her problems, yanno? So go get you some, girl!

Pochacco said:

I'm almost positive it's because you don't put out enough. ...

Do these jeans make my fat ass look fat ?

why won't bob saget return my calls?

I am starting to really not be interested in this musical project with a friend of mine. I hate to quit it, yet it's doing nothing for me. How do I get to a place where I am happy and my friend is ok with me not being a part of the project. More so do you think that it should take 3 years to finish 5 songs or am I being impatient?

XxAxX said:

i thought your phone wasn't working.

What should I be for Halloween this yr ?

Mach said:

*taps on sign*..."Advice"...not opinions. Those cost extra lol...

But nah, those jeans don't make your ass look fat...your ass looks fat all by itself, it don't need no help from no jeans.

XxAxX said:

I'm almost positive it's because you don't put out enough. ...

Byron said:

~ hands him a 5 spot for the opinion ~


my fat ass is fat and fine all by itself :dance;



TY I love you

Steadwood said:

Forgot to mention... she has to have big tits

Gonna send my babydaddy's bitchy mom some flowers for her birthday.... which is better greenery to include with the roses... poison ivy or stinging nettle? She's turning 75 this year and I want to make it memorable for her.

Steadwood said:

I have a fat ass and he told erin it's cool to sleep with married people so let's boogie

Steadwood said:

and pigtails are optional

superspaceboy said:

Here's what you do...give this guy 5 bucks and send him out to pick up some Krispy Kremes one afternoon, and while he's walking back, BAM!!...you get some of your boys to jump him and beat his procrastinatin' ass up somethin' good. Then, when he calls from the hospital, ask him where the hell are the Krispy Kremes, tell him he owes you 5 dollars, and then say you can't trust him no mo' and are leavin' the band. I gave that same advice to George Michael when he was still with Wham!...worked like a mf'er.

Mach said:

Dress up in the sluttiest, skankiest costume possible...don't wear underwear, either...cuz that's what Halloween is for: giving women permission to let out their inner ho. ...Helps if you get sloppy drunk, too, so stash some Johnnie Walker in a thermos and let 'er rip!

Mach said:

Of course you do, sugar ...

Mach said:

Steadwood said:

You really gotta ask this?...Go grab your camera, get some fake business cards made, and tell her you're a photographer from Playboy. Make sure to mention Hef's name multiple times, and that your a scout sent out by Hef himself to find the next cover model. And don't be too shy about dropping hints at just how much pull you have with "Hef", if ya know what I mean.

paintedlady said:

None of those...put some marijuana leaves in there instead of greenery, then call the cops with an "anonymous" tip about drugs being sold out of her home. Not only do you give the old bag a birthday she won't soon forget, you get to watch her being handcuffed and arrested on the news over and over again. It's a win-win!

Byron said:

er....Ok

Byron said:

Got cha! TY Byron!

hi byron
i want a kid. how should i go about getting one?

Oh and one more thing... my 17yr old son is going to his senior prom this year.
Any advice I should give him.... he's still a virgin and I want him to have the time of his life.

Byron said:

Perfect





MmKay

Steadwood said:

Byron gives THE BEST advice