Empress said:

"ABC - Always Be Closing!"

Yes, great movie!

RodeoSchro said:

I've seen the movie at least 10 times and the acting simply blows me away. All actors are amazing and their talent really shines through.

Fielding Mellish: That's very wise, you know...? That's, I think, pithy.
Nancy: It was pithy. It had... great pith.
Fielding Mellish: Yeth. Pith.



[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: 'Kay.
Randal Graves: What's it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

BlackAdder7 said:

Love this movie!!

"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. " - Baldwin

"You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. " - Pacino

"All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me." - Pacino

"You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?" - Pacino

GLENN GARY GLENN ROSS -

Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Randal Graves: 37.

RodeoSchro said:

Yeah, you could tell they came up with that script in about 12 days.

butterfli25 said:

butterfli25 said:

OMG, How could I forget about that one?????
That is one of my all-time faves!!! I used to watch that movie religiously w/ my bro, his homie, and my man back in the day. That was our drinkin' and "party" movie.

Slave2daGroove said:

CLASSIC!

"The Richmonds are flooded, the electricity's gone off, God is testing us and I for one am gonna be ready. Where's the vodka?"

Fuck, fuck,fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck, motha fuck motha fuck
noise noise noise, 1, 2, 1 2 3 4, noise noise noise
schmokin weed, schmokin wiz, doin' coke, drinkin beers
drinkin beers, beers, beers
rolling fattys schmokin blunts
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts!
rollin blunts and smokin blunts...

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand
if that money does not show then ya owe me oh,
my jungle love, yeah, owee owee oh, I think I wanna know
ya know ya, yeah what

What the hell you singin?

You dont know jungle love?
That shit was the mad notes
Written by god herself
And handed down to the greatest band in the world,
THE MOTHERFUCKIN TIME

You mean the guys in that Prince movie
Yea Purple Rain

That shit was gay
Fucking 80's style

Moonstar319 said:

Byron said:

I saw that movie once, that's why I don't remember it.

Ocean said:

Is this your Mantra Madam????

Slave2daGroove said:

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And..... Why so serious? -The Dark Knight

She said the women who fell for her husband were consistently second-rate.-The Painted Veil

I have a few, but one that I die laughing at is the scene in "Assassins" where Antonio Banderas is frustrated that Sylvester Stallone is stalling to come out of this bank. He's hiding out in this old abandoned building waiting to assassinate Sly. He just gets frustrated that he's taking forever and screams out:


"Fuck, Shit, Motherfucker! Fuck Shiiiit!!!!"

MarySharon said:

What movie is this from?

KidaDynamite said:

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

MarySharon said:

Cute.

'...but you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan' is definetely up there. Even if 'Forrest Gump' is one of the shitest films ever made.

KidaDynamite said:

"So-Called Friends"

MarySharon said:

Omg, as I read this, I started doing the side to side dance thing... but in my chair... at work. LOL I think I caught someone watching.

MarySharon said:

Omg, as I read this, I started doing the side to side dance thing... but in my chair... at work. LOL I think I caught someone watching.

Mr. Smith: Chickenshit!

Mrs. Smith: PUSSY!

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

From "Superbad"

"Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!" - Dark Knight

"You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever." - Dark Knight

"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" - Dark Knight

Ritchie:"What cha' gonna do ha, what cha' gonna arest me ha, ya gonna arest me, I'M OUTTA BULLETS!"

Gino: "That's ashame, cause those bullets coulda saved you alot of pain"

Ritchie: "I like pain ya know!


Gino; Your brothers not here and you know why he's not here?

Ritchie's brother: Why?

Gino: Cause he's a Chickenshit-Fuckin-Pussy-Asshole that why!

Both quotes are from the cult action classic: Out For Justice

Moonstar319 said:

LMAO!! It's like gettin caught laughing aloud at work while orging, embarassing eh?

HOUSE: I saw something amazing.
[Wilson looks at him, intrigued.]
HOUSE: Pure truth. She told her mother that she was dying. Stripped her of all hope.
WILSON: That sounds horrible.
HOUSE: It’s like watching some bizarre astronomical event that you know you’re never going to see again.
WILSON: [unconvinced] You tell people the cold hard truth all the time. You get off on it.
HOUSE: Because I don’t care. She cared. She did it anyway. [frowns for a second] She did it because she cared.
WILSON: [nods sarcastically] The angels of Christmas have finally given House a present he can appreciate.
HOUSE: Oh, don’t ruin it. Don’t pin this on Christ, he’s got enough nails in him.