are you sad that Roger Ebert has left his show?

what word do you hate?


if you could have dinner with one celebrity, which one would you choose?


have you ever read count of monte cristo?...


name a city/country you'ld love to visit, but haven't yet...


is Alex Rodriguez a great baseball player who chokes?


what is the best way to keep the grout in the shower free from mold?


if you and CBorgie were at a show, and Parker Posie started hitting on him, would you stick up for him?

X's question for Anxiety:



if you could have dinner with Christopher Walken, what would you serve?

Do you know if Andy got pepper-sprayed?
I know he got tear-gassed, but I hadn't heard yet if he caught any of the pepper spray...

are you sad that Roger Ebert has left his show?

no, because really, look at the poor guy. he looks like a sad california raisin now, though i really do admire him for keeping on with his writing even though he seems to be flailing against the screen door of the great beyond. seriously, though - let him dictate his reviews to a typist and post it on a blog or something. i'll still read it. though ya know, it's never really been the same since siskel went to that big screening of "babe: pig in the city" in the sky.

what word do you hate?

off the top of my head, i hate the word "historic". why? because people always say "AN historic event" and it gets on my nerves. why wouldn't it be "A historic event"? H is not a vowel. i was never taught to say "AN" before an h-word. i refuse to say "an historic". i may be the only person on earth who says "A historic" but to hell with it. someone's got to carry the torch. anyway, i hate hearing "AN historic". hate it.

if you could have dinner with one celebrity, which one would you choose?

living or dead? living, it would of course have to be john waters since he's my guru and my gay fairy godparent. he could give me pointers on how to be a hipster past the age of 60. dead, it would either be janis joplin or little edie beale from the film "grey gardens". edie could teach me how to wrap sweater turbans on my head or janis could teach me how to pace myself with whiskey. well, she probably couldn't teach me that, but it would be fun watching her try.

have you ever read count of monte cristo?...

what kind of amish aviator ass imago book club question is this?


name a city/country you'ld love to visit, but haven't yet...

i'm embarrassingly overdue for a trip to london. i mean, i've been to reykjavik but not london? what's that about?


is Alex Rodriguez a great baseball player who chokes?

you know i can't answer this. a better question for me would be, like, "has lagerfeld gone too beige this year?"


what is the best way to keep the grout in the shower free from mold?

don't store bread in there.


if you and CBorgie were at a show, and Parker Posie started hitting on him, would you stick up for him?

no. i would point at his crotch, hold my nose and say "this is a good place for a stick-up!"

XxAxX said:

fajitas.

CarrieMpls said:

all i know is, when i got home from work last night the living room had been turned into a one-man independent media center, so his eyesight is in fine working order.

Anxiety said:

Good ole Andy.

Anxiety said:

you've been taught wrong.....'h' is in many languages silent, those languages are older than English and English was based on them! 'AN historic', 'AN hour'....it's all correct.....I only wonder about 'AN helicopter'.....
( sorry Anx, I just couldn't resist!)

?

Who was ur favorite character on Pee Wee's Playhouse?

abierman said:

"an hour" i'll give you, since the "h" is silent, but "historic" has a hard "h".

and i have no doubt that i was taught wrong on many levels - after all, i have an american public school education, so i probably don't even know how to pronounce my own name. though thanks for correcting me and then proving your own correction to be questionable. that was about as helpful as tits on a flea, and twice as appealing!

DanceWme said:

PEE WEE, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BABY!
[Edited 9/3/08 7:41am]

Anxiety said:

I thought u were gonna say Jambi

Anxiety said:

are we going to write the novel this november?

What's your favourite Klosterman piece?

Woody film?

Madonna song?

Warhol quote?

if you were hetero, would you bang Palin?

JerseyKRS said:

i think i already have.

look, it was lollapalooza and i was drunk.

What's your favourite Klosterman piece?



wait, you're serious, right?

ummm, i have to be honest, it's been a while since i've acknowledged his existence, so i'd have to do a quick refresher before i could recall one of his pieces that even modestly stuck with me.



Woody film?







Madonna song?

i like 'secret' because it's laid back and trashy. i want joey heatherton or karen black to cover it. they could sing it together as a duet. runners-up are 'frozen' and 'human nature'.



Warhol quote?

gosh



gee



ummmmm




i don't know



ummmmm

butterfli25 said:

we are 43 pages into a new novel right now.

if i'm still gung-ho with the project i've been working on this summer, i might have to forego NANWRIMO this year, but at least i'll still be writing!

i'll be cheerleading you from the sidelines, though.

what happened to the comic book?

JerseyKRS said:

holy shit. the comic book is the novel now. same story, same characters.

What is one thing that you would like accomplish in your lifetime?

[deep thoughts edit]

Anxiety said:

maybe some illustrations at the beginning of the chapters? Maybe? (help me out, I need pictures in my books man...)

luv4u said:

to be able to glance over at my bookshelf and see my name printed on the spine of at least one cover.

preferably as the author and not the subject.

JerseyKRS said:

if it's any help, i'm talking to jackie stallone about doing the audiobook recording.

Anxiety said:

Will you be sending every orger, including alters, a copy?

Anxiety said:

luv4u said:

it'll be a best seller just from the alter copies alone!

Have you ever owned purple shoes?

Worn cartoon knickers?