I don't think that hanging out with Jesus would be very fun unless you were really sick, you know, like cancer or some other fucked up illness and you could use him for his healing powers. You couldn't really cuss, make fun of people, laugh at the misfortunes of others, listen to loud rock music, score with women or anything. It would be no fun.

Satan, on the other hand, is a guy that you could hang with! You can be sure that you would go out and score with all the women you wanted to... you WOULD listen to some loud rock, you would cuss like a pack of sailors on leave, you would make fun of everyone, you would cause a ruckus everywhere you went... what's not to like? Hedonism and self-indulgence as far as the eye can see!!! So you might cause the destruction of a few dozen small villages or something... that's a small price to pay, I think.

What do you think?

I think you're bored.

and... I would have to hang with Satan... if he existed.


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I'd hang with Jesus! I have like a million things to say to that man!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I thought you ate him?

If you hang with him too long, you might have an epiphany!


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BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You guys could, you know... like... feed a bunch of people at a homeless shelter with a couple of fish and a loaf of bread... by a miracle of faith, everyone would eat...

...or you could knock over a liquor store and use the money to buy enough food for everyone, thereby making the robbery a righteous act.

You choose.

AzureStar said:

Well, I did eat him, but I was thinking, if I hadn't ate him.

And damn that word! DAMN EPIPHANY!

IceNine said:

We'd go hang out with the homeless. It'd be a noble act, and God would surely smile down upon us!

I would definitely ask Christ if he had sex with Mary Magdalene like Discovery Channel said.

Hanging out with Jesus = No use of my favorite word FUCK, no sex, no drugs, and no rock and roll. To sum it up not alot of fun.

Satan = FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK, all the sex, drugs and rock and roll I want. To sum this up a hell of a good time.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Come on! you could do all that with Jesus. He wouldn't mind. He LOVES us, and died for our sins, remember?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Yeah, I think it is pretty well established that Jesus could not rock out properly... he would kind pop in an 8-track tape of some Pat Boone and start making a joyful noise.

IceNine said:

I think he is more of the Kenny G type

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Kenny G is another agent of Satan. Of that I am sure.

i'ld have to hang out with JESUS.
i'm sayin. SATAN wouldn't give a fuck about me hittin some TAINTED PUSSY,
at least with JESUS i know he'll purify the un-clean woman
before i hit it and damn her soul to hell.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I have to agree Battier, which is worse Country or Kenny G

00769BAD said:

BUT... you forget!!!

SATAN CONTROLS ALL OF THE PORNO STARS!!!

Are you sure that you don't want to reconsider?

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Kenny G. I hate that bastard!

Jesus would scare me.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

here is one for you which is the lesser of two evil Kenny G or Michael Bolton

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Kenny G. is the ultimate evil, right behind Billy Graham and Luficer himself.

Satan loves Kenny G. and Michael Bolton, as they bring great displeasure to many people.

Then there is John Tesh and David Hassellhoff

IceNine said:

i like doin BAD THANGS to GOOD GIRLS...
and JESUS got carte blanche at ALL THE CATHOLIC SCHOOLS...

Eye would rather hang out with jesus, us 's have 2 stick together.

00769BAD said:

Ahhh... but Catholic school girls are MORE likely to be in porno!!!

I see your point though... but you have to realize that Jesus would not let you bang his flock... remember the bible verse:

Lo and when Bad tried to fornicate with the righteous woman, the LORD said, "behold my servant in her flowing garment... she is not yours to hold, but belongs to the kingdom of heaven. Woe be unto thee who plucks the flower of my father's kingdom." And when Bad attempted to fornicate with the woman a second time, the LORD touched Bad in the groin and caused a withering away of his member and testicles, for such is the power of our LORD.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

David Hassellhoff.

Jesus because I'd get in way too much trouble with Satan and Jesus would lead me towards Goodness instead.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Quick CJ be a good lifeguard and save the drowning person

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

That pisses Jesus Christ off.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

You know... Jesus would be a hell of a lifeguard unless the person went under... that walking on water shit would also get in the way in a high-dive competition...

Would a pool be basically like a sidewalk for Jesus? Damn...