Is there anyone out there that has HIGH metabolism and cant gain any weight??!!

Beer
Doritos
Frozen Pizza
Cheese
Sausage

Mars23 said:

Fuckit you beat me to it.....i would like however to add

dougnuts

Mars23 said:

thats all i eat!

paisleypark4 said:

Do what Michael Phelps does....eat 12,000 calories a day. That should do it.

See a doctor.

Enjoy your high metabolism. When you get older you'll be posting "how can I lose all this weight"

paisleypark4 said:

You must exercise or some shit. Try to adopt a more sedentary lifestyle.

Mars23 said:

I do that too. And only helped me gain 3 lbs. ..of muscle...not fat. I need thick meat on the bones!

enjoy it, it wont last for long

Sowhat said:

My trainer had said I need 13,000 to keep my body the way it is because my metabo is so high

Protein shakes all day, eat tons of meat, lift weights, sit on your ass. That should do it. Lucky bastid!

when i was wrestling they told us to eat lots of pasta to make weight

Steroids.

SirPsycho said:

thats what they told my cousin when he played football. He just got fucking FAT. Turned into a giant fat slob. He thought he was tough because he was big.

If I were you paisley i wouldnt worry about gaining weight. People will tell you your too skinny cause they are fat asses. Then you start chowing down on anything and everything, the next thing you know your a fat ass too.

You will naturally bulk up as you get older, so dont push it and end up a fat ass.

Your metabolism is what it is. I don't think there is much you can do to change it.

At least you're not fat.

Peace and love.

JustErin said:

Are you drunk already?

Get married.

mdiver said:

Not yet....soon...very soon.

Y'all little motherfuckers always complaining that you want to gain weight. Hell, I wish I could take some of mine off and give it to you.

Anyway, drink lots of beer, eat lots of chocolate, candy, cakes, ice cream, potato chips, pizza, mexican food, italian food, indian food, etc. In other words, if it tastes good, eat it and eat large portions. If it doesn't taste good, stay away from it because it ain't got no calories. Also, listen to lots of shit hop day and night. It's too slow to shake any of the fat off that you may have gained.

What the hell are you trying to gain weight for anyway? I've seen you're picture and you are cute as hell. If those tired whores up there don't want you, come down here. I'll make your toes spread.

mdiver said:

i love the way this transpired

Dude, you just don't know how lucky you really are. I'm 18 and I can't seem to get down to fucking 150 lbs, for Christ SAKE!!! And I don't know what it is!!! I was so skinny at seven years old. Like, so skinny that I had a pencil neck and a large, bulbous noggin. I don't want to be "THAT" small again. But I need to lose about 25 lbs.
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Go to youtube, type in "How to gain weight".

JustErin said:

CalhounSq said:

Actually, Hounster's not that far off. Of course this depends on how much weight you wanna put on, but cut down on the cardio, eat foods that had parents, lift weights (muscle weighs more than fat) but lifty heavy weight with low reps (6-10 reps), eat 3 times a day, and at least 1 meal after 9PM, and protein shakes will add to it. But get some help from someone that can taper something like that to solely fit you and be extremely careful and monitor yourself, especially your heart.

Graycap23 said:

MuthaFunka said:

That does seem to work with men. Something about in house poon poon and cooking with loving in it. My man gained 20 pounds within 3 months of us living together. I lost it...Oh well. I guess we women make you men go soft!

KatSkrizzle said:

Classic! I gotta use that line!

mdiver said:

and dude, I wish I could lose some weight