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PrintableFunkMistress said: PaisleyPark5083 said: "I love my good eye"
My 5 year old found out yesterday she needs glasses, she has a "lazy right eye" and just now we got back from filling her perscription for glasses, and she looks at me and says: "I love my good eye" My 8 year old was having trouble with her hair this morning and shrieked out through tears, "I want to shave my head and buy a WIG!" I love that!!!  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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DanceWme said: Apparently this guy missed the pause on the teleprompter
i laughed so hard..my mouth was bleeding cuz i banged it on the computer  | |
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FunkMistress said: DanceWme said: Apparently this guy missed the pause on the teleprompter
i laughed so hard..my mouth was bleeding cuz i banged it on the computer
I just watched it three times. i had to watch it twice in a row...what i thought i heard didn't quite register the first time. | |
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GIRL U LOOK GOOD...MAKIN THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!
IT WAS FUNNY CUZ HE WAS HOMELESS AND I JUST THOUGHT HE PROBABLY SAID THAT TO EVERY WOMAN ON THE STREET. AND A COUPLE DUDES TOO! | |
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FunkMistress said: Ace said: I actually thought about cracking the same joke.  It was pretty obvious, wasn't it? I'm getting desperate in my old age. Hey watch it young lady! If I remember correctly you're one day my junior. | |
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FunkMistress said: It could be a joke, or something that's fucking hilarious for no damn reason.
For me it was "Get out of here, you hag!!!"  .....sorry. | |
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A Thief Asked Me If I Trust Him | |
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(This is liable to get this thread moved over to the Politics and Religion category) - the funniest thing I heard someone say today came from Former Senator Fred Thompson, and pretty much the funny thing he said was HIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN SPEECH.
I guess it's conservatives that are turning into bleeding hearts now. | |
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"I LIKE AN OLDER DUDE...CUZ THEY GET THEM SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS!"
From some random skank on the street corner talking on her cell phone. I had to do a double take.  | |
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"OK, I'm gon' tell you what my problem with you is right now: You love to spread yo legs!"
-Miss Jay Alexander, fashion runway coach, to one of the contestants of America's Next Top Model, Cycle 11 Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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DesireeNevermind said: "I LIKE AN OLDER DUDE...CUZ THEY GET THEM SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS!"
From some random skank on the street corner talking on her cell phone. I had to do a double take. Pfft! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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