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Printablepaintedlady said: SirPsycho said: wait a min...your the spawn of a clergy member yourself arent you?  My mom practiced Santaria and still does  I was her apprentice for a while when I was young. scary shit! So the answer is no... I was the direct opposite of you, that makes me an angel.  Why can I TOTALLY see you being a high priestess???  | |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said:  hey! no fair...Explains a lot.  and so much more i assure you...
you should talk to me about God one day... | |
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They need dollars, lots of dollars.
I remember I was in a strip club in vegas--fully nude, great looking girls--the strippers kept coming to your table, pestering you about lap dances and the like. I mean, leave me alone for one second and let me enjoy the show! One really hot one sat next to me, put her arm around me. It wasn't sex but it was a nice freebie..lol All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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SirPsycho said: SCNDLS said: Explains a lot. and so much more i assure you...
you should talk to me about God one day... So would you have a one night stand with a stripper in church? | |
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Okay so after reading through 5 pages of these hilarious posts I've come to the conclusion that one thing NEEDS to happen...
Some generous she-orger needs to grab SirPsycho by the hairs of his chinny-chin-chin, have their way with him and write a thread, rap, or book about the experience... pictures optional... Be kind and share with orgers...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said: and so much more i assure you...
you should talk to me about God one day... So would you have a one night stand with a stripper in church? as sad (and wrong) as this is... i'm trying to be honest ...they'd have to have convinced me that they are really interested in walking an enlightened path...and then, like the foolish man i am,...we'd eventually fornicate....probably not immediately, and hopefully not for one night.. i feel dirtier than usual | |
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RenHoek said: ...she-orger...SirPsycho...book...option...and...
 here, here. | |
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SirPsycho said: SCNDLS said: So would you have a one night stand with a stripper in church? as sad (and wrong) as this is... i'm trying to be honest ...they'd have to have convinced me that they are really interested in walking an enlightened path...and then, like the foolish man i am,...we'd eventually fornicate....probably not immediately, and hopefully not for one night.. i feel dirtier than usual  But would you do it IN church?[Edited 8/27/08 14:46pm] | |
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SirPsycho said: RenHoek said: ...she-orger...SirPsycho...book...option...and...
here, here.Afterwards, we'd all sho nuf sit around and [Edited 8/27/08 14:47pm] | |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said: as sad (and wrong) as this is... i'm trying to be honest ...they'd have to have convinced me that they are really interested in walking an enlightened path...and then, like the foolish man i am,...we'd eventually fornicate....probably not immediately, and hopefully not for one night.. i feel dirtier than usual But would you do it IN church?
[Edited 8/27/08 14:46pm] would i have sex in church? | |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said: here, here.Afterwards, we'd all sho nuf sit around and
[Edited 8/27/08 14:47pm] Tha's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!! SirP & I would go to our corner, huddle, compare notes, technique, variety and so on... SCNDLS & the ladies would go and swoon about "OMFG, it was so awesome!" fair's fair... hmmm... looks like I've cast SCNDLS in the role of the she-orger... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said: here, here.Afterwards, we'd all sho nuf sit around and
[Edited 8/27/08 14:47pm] long as i get to listen and humorously object to all allegations i'm wit it!  | |
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SirPsycho said: RenHoek said: ...she-orger...SirPsycho...book...option...and...
here, here. | |
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Okay, this is kinda off topic, but I was doing some umm. . . research  and I came across this website http://www.boyzbehindbars.com  These are actually personal ads for dudes in jail.  So the profile I clicked on says the following:
Hello, I am a Washingtonian, born and reared in the metropolitan area. I am a God fearing man who strives daily in the cause of my higher power. I enjoy writing, reading, and playing chess. I love working out. I also like to travel, attend cultural events and participate in any type of programs that deal with uplifting humanity. I'm 5'9" and well sculpted 180 pounds. I am light brown skin with smooth oil complexion. I have brown eyes, high cheek bones, nice lips and my hair is low and tapered. Women tell me I am attractive. Realistically speaking, it's not about the physical appearances of one's face and body, what most concerns and attracts me to a woman is her mind, heart, and her inner qualities. I am a highly magnetic sensual and charming individual who is very optimistic about his future. I know who I am and I know what I want to accomplish in this life. I am an open minded and confident man who no problem in expressing his inner emotions and feeling to a woman. Humor has a special meaning to me, not only because it can lighten my mood, but because its ability to dissolve barriers between peoples. If you are looking for an honest, kind, even tempered, unselfish man who knows how to treat a lady, then drop me a line and a picture.
This dude has been serving a life sentence since 1985 for armed bank robbery but is looking for a relationship. WTF??? But the funniest part is that he likes to travel and is optimistic about his future.
I just don't know WHAT to think about this right here. I had no idea inmates had personals. | |
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RenHoek said: SCNDLS said: Afterwards, we'd all sho nuf sit around and
[Edited 8/27/08 14:47pm] Tha's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!! SirP & I would go to our corner, huddle, compare notes, technique, variety and so on... SCNDLS & the ladies would go and swoon about "OMFG, it was so awesome!" fair's fair... hmmm... looks like I've cast SCNDLS in the role of the she-orger... I think you misunderstood my post, my scenario goes more like, SirPsycho holding himself and rocking in a corner, while Painted, Erin, Sammi and myself  | |
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Stymie said: SirPsycho said: here, here.lets go. | |
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SCNDLS said: RenHoek said: Tha's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!! SirP & I would go to our corner, huddle, compare notes, technique, variety and so on... SCNDLS & the ladies would go and swoon about "OMFG, it was so awesome!" fair's fair... hmmm... looks like I've cast SCNDLS in the role of the she-orger... I think you misunderstood my post, my scenario goes more like, SirPsycho holding himself and rocking in a corner, while Painted, Erin, Sammi and myself long as i get to listen and humorously object to all allegations i'm wit it!
oh...and there'll be plenty more darling...lets be serious  [Edited 8/27/08 15:03pm] | |
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SirPsycho said: Stymie said: I'd ride you like a dime store pony.
lets go. | |
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Stymie said: SirPsycho said: lets go.  you NASTY muthafucka!....no wonder your smile is so  | |
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SirPsycho said: Stymie said: you'd be like that dude in scary movie. the life sucked right outta you.
you NASTY muthafucka!....no wonder your smile is so  | |
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Stymie said: SirPsycho said: you NASTY muthafucka!....no wonder your smile is so damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"??? | |
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SirPsycho said: Stymie said: Innocent? i thought it said: I'd fuck the living daylights outta SirPsycho.
damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"???So, neither of you oversexed people have anything to say about my inmate post???
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SirPsycho said: Stymie said: Innocent? i thought it said: I'd fuck the living daylights outta SirPsycho.
damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"???Go for it Homie! I got East Coast 911 on speed dial for ya!... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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SCNDLS said: Okay, this is kinda off topic, but I was doing some umm. . . research
and I came across this website http://www.boyzbehindbars.com These are actually personal ads for dudes in jail. So the profile I clicked on says the following:
Hello, I am a Washingtonian, born and reared in the metropolitan area. I am a God fearing man who strives daily in the cause of my higher power. I enjoy writing, reading, and playing chess. I love working out. I also like to travel, attend cultural events and participate in any type of programs that deal with uplifting humanity. I'm 5'9" and well sculpted 180 pounds. I am light brown skin with smooth oil complexion. I have brown eyes, high cheek bones, nice lips and my hair is low and tapered. Women tell me I am attractive. Realistically speaking, it's not about the physical appearances of one's face and body, what most concerns and attracts me to a woman is her mind, heart, and her inner qualities. I am a highly magnetic sensual and charming individual who is very optimistic about his future. I know who I am and I know what I want to accomplish in this life. I am an open minded and confident man who no problem in expressing his inner emotions and feeling to a woman. Humor has a special meaning to me, not only because it can lighten my mood, but because its ability to dissolve barriers between peoples. If you are looking for an honest, kind, even tempered, unselfish man who knows how to treat a lady, then drop me a line and a picture.
This dude has been serving a life sentence since 1985 for armed bank robbery but is looking for a relationship. WTF??? But the funniest part is that he likes to travel and is optimistic about his future.
I just don't know WHAT to think about this right here. I had no idea inmates had personals. A man's gotta have a dream, no? A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said: damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"???So, neither of you oversexed people have anything to say about my inmate post???
:sucksteeth: that n*gga gots life sweetheart...aint too much to talk about now..
i'm jusplayin, i'm justplayin ...i know, that was so wrong | |
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SCNDLS said: SirPsycho said: damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"???So, neither of you oversexed people have anything to say about my inmate post???
It's women writing to dude left and right. Believe that. | |
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SCNDLS said: some shit about jail and shit
seriously tho...dudes get married in jail, so why not? and supposedly there is are websites where women log on to meet inmates in hopes of marriage, so...go figure | |
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RenHoek said: SirPsycho said: damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"???Go for it Homie! I got East Coast 911 on speed dial for ya!... | |
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RenHoek said: SirPsycho said: damn. you mean like all of my "living daylights"???Go for it Homie! I got East Coast 911 on speed dial for ya!... | |
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In RE: to the dudes that are locked up... I fond it hilarious that each of their personal ads ends with and advert for either generic viagra or gay porn... That's fukkin' funny!!! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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