I took the last 4 days off sick and NOW i feel like i am going to catch a cold.I hadn't taken any sick days in over a year

Then i'm at the gym on the treadmill trying to get some air in my lungs and this nastybastard farted next to me.I gritted my teeth and survived the blast and kept going.Then five minutes later he did it again.I stopped my treadmill fanned my towel so the fumes would go back to him and left.What did i do to deserve this shit?

excuse me... I had to laugh...

Sounds like something I would do to you just to be an ass, however I would hold you down and fart on your head, for added emphasis.

You were at the gym?

Ooh baby

told you all that healthy stuff
ain't good for you...