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What would your crime be? Not some lame self serving bank robbing stuff, but just something you would like to do if you could get away with it. You know, just really spiteful and petty stuff.
For me, I think I would burn down every Wal Mart I see. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatordrive 3 miles an hour over the posted speed limit  [Edited 8/23/08 10:48am] | |
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I adore cock fights....  love seeing them swing | |
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paintedlady said: I adore cock
Nifty. 
You my sister in crime then. |
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paintedlady said: I adore cock fights....
love seeing them swingthose aren't illegal, though. at least in the privacy of your own home. oh, you mean the kind with chickens, don't you | |
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peeping tom... | |
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I think oral sex is a crime in California..... 
so there!!! figure it out Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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HamsterHuey said: paintedlady said: I adore cock
Nifty.
You my sister in crime then.  because I can't slap you with a low one :penisenvy: | |
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I would kidnap every abused kid in the world and place them with parents that ARE adult enough to raise them and give them love and shelter.
I would neuter the abusers. Without anaesthesia. So they have something to remember. I would wear a cool lycra outfit while doing it. And wear a mask. |
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Fatally beat down a skinhead/KKK member. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
MuthaFunka - Black...by popular demand | |
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paintedlady said: HamsterHuey said: Nifty.
You my sister in crime then. because I can't slap you with a low one :penisenvy:I never resisted cock; I always embraced it. Ermmm. Them.  |
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roodboi said: peeping tom...
 Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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MuthaFunka said: Fatally beat down a skinhead/KKK member.
 Never! just make them work for free.... for like 400 years.  | |
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paintedlady said: MuthaFunka said: Fatally beat down a skinhead/KKK member.
Never! just make them work for free.... for like 400 years.  Waste of time. Trust me, they couldn't handle it.nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
MuthaFunka - Black...by popular demand | |
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Steal money from everywhere.
Puncture the tires of every giant SUV-type car and truck I see. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Puncture the tires of every giant SUV-type car and truck I see.
Or give the owners small weewee's or deflated tits. |
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Stealing  If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: Stealing
I bet you already did. You shoplifter, you.
What you wanna steal? Diamonds, like a burglar? Or be a pickpocket? |
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Myself. Hard. With a broom. | |
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Probably have (Raincoats) sex with as many women as I could. [Edited 8/23/08 23:26pm] | |
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Purple123 said: Probably have (Raincoats) sex with as many women as I good.
Me 1st 
Did I just say that outloud?! [Edited 8/23/08 16:49pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Someone mentioned on aother thread what it would be like to find your partner has he betrayed you...I should hope I wouldn't do much more other than give hime a good slap across the face  | |
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paintedlady said: MuthaFunka said: Fatally beat down a skinhead/KKK member.
Never! just make them work for free.... for like 400 years. 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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paint the White House black... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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MuthaFunka said: Fatally beat down a skinhead/KKK member.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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HamsterHuey said: I would kidnap every abused kid in the world and place them with parents that ARE adult enough to raise them and give them love and shelter.
I would neuter the abusers. Without anaesthesia. So they have something to remember. I would wear a cool lycra outfit while doing it. And wear a mask. I'll take a few... children that is...you dont want me near their folks. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: HamsterHuey said: I would kidnap every abused kid in the world and place them with parents that ARE adult enough to raise them and give them love and shelter.
I would neuter the abusers. Without anaesthesia. So they have something to remember. I would wear a cool lycra outfit while doing it. And wear a mask. I'll take a few... children that is...you dont want me near their folks. Hunny, with them nails... I think neutering them and then taing their children away for live should be enough. |
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Sneak into a Cheesecake Factory in the middle of the night, and steal their cheesecakes, without being caught.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Myself. Hard. With a broom.
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Those kind of shit stains on humanity are not worth it edit
[Edited 8/24/08 6:38am] | |
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