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Three Third Graders From Tennessee An Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' He says, 'Okay.' They all agree. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. 'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest. That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. 'Oh, we worked on a science project , had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' 'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother. 'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true? 'No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen and still in the third grade.' | |
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Happy Friday!
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now see.....
funkpill's friday funny | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Funny | |
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on behalf of Tennessee --> | |
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ThreadBare said: on behalf of Tennessee -->
TN next door neighbor so Co-sign forgot a : edit [Edited 8/22/08 5:55am] | |
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I didn't even see it coming! "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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I love that you post jokes each week | |
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poor leroy. We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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...ahhh, Friday has ariived | |
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see now, this is one of the reasons i love fridays happy friday funk! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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I was waiting... "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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funny! Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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that's funny!!!! | |
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