right now mine is Brian and Stewie discussing cool WHip

Stewie.."Mmm...good pie. know what it needs?...some cool WHip
Brian "what did you just say?
Stewise "Cool WHip
Brian "Say it again
Stewie "Cool WHip
Brian "why are you emphasizing the H? Say whip
Stewie "Whip
Brian "say cool whip
Stewie "Cool WHip


sorry, that just cracks me up.

Still my favorite...

How you, uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Got a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protaganist? Yeah? Got an obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah?
No, no, you deserve some time off.

I liked when he was talking to Lois and then he said "Oh, crap" and fought that giant chicken for five minutes.

Can't stand the laziness. All those asides, flashbacks, interludes or whatever you'd call them. Low-brow trash.

Whatever is on a different channel. You can imagine they're doing another ripoff bit, but it will be funnier.