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Thread started 08/20/08 1:41am

Cinnie

I hate the beetles!

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Reply #1 posted 08/20/08 1:41am

BabyGirl

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so i clicked and let the pic half load and i had already closed it....creeps me out...ugh confused
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
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Reply #2 posted 08/20/08 1:43am

Cinnie

BabyGirl said:

so i clicked and let the pic half load and i had already closed it....creeps me out...ugh confused


I was woken up a full 15 minutes before my alarm clock this morning because of a nightmare about discovering an infestation of carpet beetles. pissed
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Reply #3 posted 08/20/08 1:43am

horatio

i just want to know what those metallic green ones are and what are they doing crawling to the middle of my living room floor and dying.
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Reply #4 posted 08/20/08 1:47am

Mars23

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horatio said:

i just want to know what those metallic green ones are and what are they doing crawling to the middle of my living room floor and dying.



Japanese beetles.
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Reply #5 posted 08/20/08 1:47am

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oh, thank god. i thought you misspelled the beatles. i was going to come in here and read you to filth if you meant the beatles.

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Reply #6 posted 08/20/08 1:48am

horatio

Mars23 said:

horatio said:

i just want to know what those metallic green ones are and what are they doing crawling to the middle of my living room floor and dying.



Japanese beetles.



what are they doing? eek
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Reply #7 posted 08/20/08 1:48am

Cinnie

horatio said:

i just want to know what those metallic green ones are and what are they doing crawling to the middle of my living room floor and dying.


oh Semen Beetles. Yeah, just stop dumping your load in the middle of the living room and you won't find them there. thumbs up!




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Reply #8 posted 08/20/08 1:56am

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Cinnie said:

BabyGirl said:

so i clicked and let the pic half load and i had already closed it....creeps me out...ugh confused


I was woken up a full 15 minutes before my alarm clock this morning because of a nightmare about discovering an infestation of carpet beetles. pissed


eww id have been completely freaked out...and it would be all i could think about when i got back into my bed...ugh i have bug issues lol
I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
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Reply #9 posted 08/20/08 1:59am

Cinnie

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Cinnie said:



I was woken up a full 15 minutes before my alarm clock this morning because of a nightmare about discovering an infestation of carpet beetles. pissed


eww id have been completely freaked out...and it would be all i could think about when i got back into my bed...ugh i have bug issues lol


I didn't actually have an infestation... that's what the nightmare was. And I couldn't fall back to sleep mad
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Reply #10 posted 08/20/08 2:03am

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horatio said:

Mars23 said:




Japanese beetles.



what are they doing? eek



Getting busy?

Larvae that have matured by June pupate and the adult beetles emerge from the last week of June through July. On warm sunny days the new beetles crawl onto low growing plants and warm for a while before taking flight. The first beetles out of the ground seek out suitable food plants and begin to feed as soon as possible. These early arrivals begin to release a congregation pheromone (odor) which is attractive to adults that emerge later. These odors attract additional adults to gather in masses on the unfortunate plants first selected. In cool weather, the adults may feign death by dropping from the plants but normally they will take flight. Newly emerged females release an additional sex pheromone which attracts males. The first mating usually takes place on turf with several male suitors awaiting the emergence of a new female. Mating also is common on the food plants and several matings by both males and females is common.

After feeding for a day or two, the females leave feeding sites in the afternoon and burrow into the soil to lay eggs at a depth of 2 to 4 inches. Females may lay 1 to 5 eggs scattered in an area before leaving the soil. These females will leave the following morning or a day or two later and will return to feed and mate. This cycle of feeding, mating and egg laying continues until the female has laid 40 to 60 eggs. About 95% of a population are generally laid by mid-August, though adults may be found until the first frost of fall.



I don't know. I'd ask rolling.
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