Are you enjoying watching the fake Olympics? By "fake," of course, I'm referring to all the fabrications that have emerged since the opening of the event. Each day, it seems, brings news of yet another fabrication by China. Here's a short list of the fabrications that have been discovered so far:

• The weather is fake: Beijing is usually a smog pit with air so polluted that city-dwellers there almost never see the sun. To artificially clean up the air and create the image that Beijing is a clean city (it isn't), Chinese officials ordered the shutting down of virtually all manufacturing plants, coal-fired power plants, and automobiles. They've basically shut down Beijing to create the impression that it's a clean city, and when there's still smog, they just call it, "mist." (Tony Snow couldn't have spun it better, huh?)

• The free speech is fake: All the freedom protestors who might have spoken out against China during the Olympics have been arrested and imprisoned, thereby creating the impression that there is no public dissent in China. (Need a kidney, anyone? Organs are suddenly available...)

• The opening ceremony was faked: The fireworks displayed during the opening ceremony were faked using pre-programmed computer generated images. Instead of watching live fireworks, viewers around the world were actually watching 3D computer animation.

• The Internet access is censored: Reporters from around the world have all had their internet access censored by Chinese authorities, restricting them from accessing websites that might be "dangerous" (like sites on religion or meditation).

• The singing was lip-synced by a pretty girl to replace an ugly girl: It turns out the beautiful voice singing the opening song of the ceremony did not belong to the face of the girl who was lip-syncing it. The actual singer, it turns out, was a bit too ugly to represent China, so they faked it and replaced the girl's face with a cuter-looking girl who lip-synced the whole performance. Millie Vanilli, anyone?

• Swimmer Michael Phelps' food is fake: Consuming a whopping 12,000 calories a day, Michael Phelps is a junk food junkie powered by empty calories. While you can get away with that when you're 23 and exercising six hours a day, if Phelps continues his ingestion of fake food beyond his peak training years, he'll soon have REAL diabetes and obesity. Fat makes you float, by the way, so it might actually provide real buoyancy to his swimming career...

• The ages and passports are faked: The Chinese gymnastics team won gold, helped in part by a tiny gymnast who, according to China's own media, was 13 years old just nine months ago. Amazingly, she is now 16 years old, which just happens to be the minimum age to compete in the Olympics. This astonishing acceleration of aging is, of course, fully denied by Chinese authorities who provided forged passports for the girl to "prove" she was really 16. The IOC apparently has no interest in investigating this apparent fraud.

So I hope you're enjoying the fake Olympics. Most of the athletes are real, of course. Their remarkable feats of human artistry, strength, endurance and athleticism are real, but the whole show surrounding it is fake, fake, fake! It's all a fabricated show to keep the world occupied while your money, your health and your future is stolen from you by the criminal institutions of the world (governments, corporations, etc.), many of which are actually sponsoring the Olympics.


Much in America is fabricated, too...
Now, just in case you think China is the only country engaged in fakery, let me remind you that the United States is just as fake, but in different ways. In the U.S.:

• The war on terrorism is fake: It was all fabricated to keep the population in a state of fear so they wouldn't notice their freedoms being stolen away.

• The mainstream media is fake: The news is largely fabricated or selectively edited to brainwash American consumers into thinking they live in a free country. Corporate press releases are run as "news" and any real news that threatens big advertisers is routinely censored.

• The money supply is fake: The U.S. is running on monetary fumes, borrowing trillions from countries like China that actually have REAL money, all while claiming the national debt doesn't matter anymore. (It does.)

• The housing bubble was fake: As publicly predicted here on NaturalNews nearly two years ago, the housing bubble was fake, creating false wealth that created the impression that the economy was doing well. The whole thing was a charade, of course, and now housing values are plummeting and consumer spending is in a tailspin.

• Health care is fake: There's no "health" in health care, and the entire disease industry in the United States is based on keeping people sick, ignorant and bankrupt.

• The corporate green movement is fake: Corporations love to act like they're really "green" even as they continue polluting the planet.

• Even the breasts are fake! The U.S. is the plastic surgery capital of the world, where moms are now giving their teenage daughters breast augmentation surgery as a high school graduation present.

It's quite fitting, then, that American viewers who live in a fabricated American reality can watch the fake Olympics by tuning into a fake television network where they can watch a fake opening ceremony that celebrates competition among fraudulent Olympics participants who compete for the only thing that's still real in this global economy: GOLD

Good Lawd!!!!

:standingovation:

I love the way these people that live in fear of everything think we are all as simple minded as they are.

They assume that the rest of us are incapable of considering more than 1 thing at a time, so they think we need to be enlightened by them. If you enjoy watching the Olympics, you must be unaware of the BIG SCARY WORLD out there that is STEALING YOUR LIFE!

By the way, you should post a link so we don't think you're faking the post.
[Edited 8/19/08 13:21pm]

I'm Fake

and flaky and unreliable too

Mars23 said:

I believe I saw this in "Conspiracy Wacko Quarterly"...

I'm starting to think the whole world is fake.

Did you take the red pill?

it's all just smoke and mirrors baby, smoke and mirrors

thepope2the9s said:

Scandalous!

NDRU said:

I know, right? Don't cheer for Michael Phelps! He eats McDonald's - which means he's in cahoots with the devil!

I can say I have caught oh about 20 seconds of the games in passing so I'm lovin it like Mickey D's!

Genesia said:

I have heard some of these athletes train longer at their sports than average people. That could lead to tendinitis or other injury. It's the Olympics' dark little secret!

I didn't know Andy Rooney was covering the Olympics.

thepope2the9s said:

the Nazis are coming

magnificentsynthesizer said:

the Onion?

XxAxX said:

they've filtered the Onion here.

http://www.borowitzreport...px?ID=6921

Nothing left but to kill ourselves! Oh thank god, we already are!

graduate high school = get some boobs

Welcome to the '00s ya'll, plastic cars, plastic bars and plastic people.

XxAxX said:

We're looking through a glass onion, people! Up is black, left is cold!

NDRU said:

i was actually wondering where that article came from 'cause it sounds like The Onion's satirical style. but now you mention it, glass onion explains a LOT

XxAxX said:

It did sound like the Onion, though

At least my boobs are real!

JustErin said:

But we have to take your word for that, since you will only tease!

Anxiety said:

God I love you.

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