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Guess what present I bought for my best friend's birthday tomorrow...... A telephone that is in the shape of a great big ole dick. When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Y'all think he'll like it?  Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Dunno...does he like moaning dick? | |
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mdiver said: Dunno...does he like moaning dick?
That is the question.  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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WHAT!!!!! OMG!!!!! LOL!!!!! | |
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When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Who wants to clean up after every call? Buy him some moist towelettes as well. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatormdiver said: Dunno...does he like moaning dick? Yes he does. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Mars23 said: When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Who wants to clean up after every call? Buy him some moist towelettes as well. I'm assuming it just makes the noise. I doubt it supplies the visual. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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rachel3 said: WHAT!!!!! OMG!!!!! LOL!!!!! I'm sure that will be his reaction when he opens it. I can hear him now....."Only a crazy whore like you would be able to find a gift like that. I don't know why I'm shocked. I should only be shocked if you gave me something that wasn't shocking". Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: Yes he does. Then you picked a winner...  or weiner....either way | |
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vainandy said: A telephone that is in the shape of a great big ole dick. When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Y'all think he'll like it?  Where did you find it?RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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vainandy said: A telephone that is in the shape of a great big ole dick. When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Y'all think he'll like it? Is he a bottom? |
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psychodelicide said: vainandy said: A telephone that is in the shape of a great big ole dick. When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Y'all think he'll like it? Where did you find it?I found it at an X rated video store. I've seen it in there for ages. At first I thought it was a sex toy (which are rediculously against the law in our state) and was hoping it wasn't because the police would shut them down for it and that's the only X rated store in my area that I feel safe at. Anyway, out of curiosity, I asked the clerk what it was and he picked it up and showed me it was a phone. At the bottom, underneath the balls, are the buttons to dial with. The dick head has a few holes to listen through and in the center of the balls there are a few holes to talk into. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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HamsterHuey said: vainandy said: A telephone that is in the shape of a great big ole dick. When it rings, it moans and has an orgasm.
Y'all think he'll like it? Is he a bottom? He's a top but he likes dick also. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: I found it at an X rated video store. I've seen it in there for ages. At first I thought it was a sex toy (which are rediculously against the law in our state) and was hoping it wasn't because the police would shut them down for it and that's the only X rated store in my area that I feel safe at. Anyway, out of curiosity, I asked the clerk what it was and he picked it up and showed me it was a phone. At the bottom, underneath the balls, are the buttons to dial with. The dick head has a few holes to listen through and in the center of the balls there are a few holes to talk into. How does it 'orgasm'? Can we send one to Paisley Park? |
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HamsterHuey said: vainandy said: I found it at an X rated video store. I've seen it in there for ages. At first I thought it was a sex toy (which are rediculously against the law in our state) and was hoping it wasn't because the police would shut them down for it and that's the only X rated store in my area that I feel safe at. Anyway, out of curiosity, I asked the clerk what it was and he picked it up and showed me it was a phone. At the bottom, underneath the balls, are the buttons to dial with. The dick head has a few holes to listen through and in the center of the balls there are a few holes to talk into. How does it 'orgasm'? Can we send one to Paisley Park? I assume that it makes the moaning noise of a man when he has an orgasm. When my friend opens it, I'm going to have him plug it up and test it out.
As for Paisley Park, Prince would die if he received something like that, especially since he's become so "holy" these days. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: As for Paisley Park, Prince would die if he received something like that, especially since he's become so "holy" these days.
I will from now on imagine him talking through your phone whenever I hear him talk to Vanessa Bartolomew. "Is that a tonebox?" "No, it's a talking penis" |
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Why did I expect "Dick in a Box" when I opened the thread? This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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vainandy said: I found it at an X rated video store. I've seen it in there for ages. At first I thought it was a sex toy (which are rediculously against the law in our state) and was hoping it wasn't because the police would shut them down for it and that's the only X rated store in my area that I feel safe at. Anyway, out of curiosity, I asked the clerk what it was and he picked it up and showed me it was a phone. At the bottom, underneath the balls, are the buttons to dial with. The dick head has a few holes to listen through and in the center of the balls there are a few holes to talk into. Too damn funny! I would love to see a picture of it.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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HamsterHuey said: vainandy said: As for Paisley Park, Prince would die if he received something like that, especially since he's become so "holy" these days.
I will from now on imagine him talking through your phone whenever I hear him talk to Vanessa Bartolomew. "Is that a tonebox?" "No, it's a talking penis" RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: I would love to see a picture of it.
Co-sign! |
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Your digit Is rigid I wanna pick it up And put my fingers around it And put my lips to your balls I wanna answer that call |
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OK, he opened his present and he absolutely loved it!
We plugged it up and tested it. Since it was a dick, I was expecting to hear a man's voice moaning. Instead, it was a female voice going..... Aaah....oooooh.....fuck me.....fuck me.....do it to me.....harder.....aaah....oooh...fuck me.... He said he was going to put the phone in his bedroom. I said..."Bitch, that's the only female moaning that bedroom will ever hear". Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: OK, he opened his present and he absolutely loved it!
We plugged it up and tested it. Since it was a dick, I was expecting to hear a man's voice moaning. Instead, it was a female voice going..... Aaah....oooooh.....fuck me.....fuck me.....do it to me.....harder.....aaah....oooh...fuck me.... He said he was going to put the phone in his bedroom. I said..."Bitch, that's the only female moaning that bedroom will ever hear". I'm glad your friend liked his gift.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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vainandy said: OK, he opened his present and he absolutely loved it!
We plugged it up and tested it. Since it was a dick, I was expecting to hear a man's voice moaning. Instead, it was a female voice going..... Aaah....oooooh.....fuck me.....fuck me.....do it to me.....harder.....aaah....oooh...fuck me.... He said he was going to put the phone in his bedroom. I said..."Bitch, that's the only female moaning that bedroom will ever hear". there's a vidclip just moaning to be made... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: vainandy said: OK, he opened his present and he absolutely loved it!
We plugged it up and tested it. Since it was a dick, I was expecting to hear a man's voice moaning. Instead, it was a female voice going..... Aaah....oooooh.....fuck me.....fuck me.....do it to me.....harder.....aaah....oooh...fuck me.... He said he was going to put the phone in his bedroom. I said..."Bitch, that's the only female moaning that bedroom will ever hear". there's a vidclip just moaning to be made...  Vainandy and/or his friend needs to videotape the penis phone and put it on youtube.  I want to see this phone in action.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: RenHoek said: there's a vidclip just moaning to be made... Vainandy and/or his friend needs to videotape the penis phone and put it on youtube. I want to see this phone in action.I'd love to but no chance of that. I only have internet at work and youtube is one of the sites that is blocked. And my friend doesn't even have a computer. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: I'd love to but no chance of that. I only have internet at work and youtube is one of the sites that is blocked. And my friend doesn't even have a computer. God! Sounds like the Dark Ages... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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