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Woman humps a door?! WTF! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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I can't see the clip but humping a door ain't nothing. We dared a slut to fuck a trailer hitch that was on the bumper of a car. That bitch pulled her pants down, squatted, and did it. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: I can't see the clip but humping a door ain't nothing. We dared a slut to fuck a trailer hitch that was on the bumper of a car. That bitch pulled her pants down, squatted, and did it.
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 just think of the hardcore jollies some guy missed out on! Women have such little upper body strength and she was doing goddamn pullups to make her cooch explode  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: just think of the hardcore jollies some guy missed out on! Women have such little upper body strength and she was doing goddamn pullups to make her cooch explode
She was determined! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: just think of the hardcore jollies some guy missed out on! Women have such little upper body strength and she was doing goddamn pullups to make her cooch explode
She was determined!  I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? | |
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omg funniest thing i've seen all day  | |
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Must be using some strong hinges ... | |
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vainandy said: I can't see the clip but humping a door ain't nothing. We dared a slut to fuck a trailer hitch that was on the bumper of a car. That bitch pulled her pants down, squatted, and did it.
I'm not sure which made me go  more...the scenario you just painted or the ease in which the words "slut" and "bitch" seemed to get used too often when talking about women. | |
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SCNDLS said: ThreadCula said:
She was determined! I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? I know!!! She's REALLY hurting for the doodle."Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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SCNDLS said: ThreadCula said:
She was determined! I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? apparently so Did she smell her fingers afterward?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? apparently so Did she smell her fingers afterward? If Rafael Nadal can do it, I don't see why she cain't. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? apparently so Did she smell her fingers afterward? Wouldn't she be smelling the doorknob instead?  | |
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SCNDLS said: ThreadCula said:
She was determined! I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? One time I was listening to a radio show and they were dealing with freakish sex stories and this guy called in to tell how he was with this chick that he could not get off no matter how much time and devotion and energy he put into trying to achieve the goal. It all came clear to him when he found out how she would get off in her alone time. She had a metal vibrator with wires coming out the end and those wires were attached to a car battery. When she would reach her magic moment, she would complete the circuit by grabbing a metal handle that was drilled onto her nightstand No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. She needed to be plowed by a live wired telephone pole 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Byron said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: apparently so Did she smell her fingers afterward? Wouldn't she be smelling the doorknob instead? The only thing that kept me from cutting off my own head was that she had pants on. Ever smelled your hand after opening a metal doorknob?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: I mean! But is it THAT damn serious???? One time I was listening to a radio show and they were dealing with freakish sex stories and this guy called in to tell how he was with this chick that he could not get off no matter how much time and devotion and energy he put into trying to achieve the goal. It all came clear to him when he found out how she would get off in her alone time. She had a metal vibrator with wires coming out the end and those wires were attached to a car battery. When she would reach her magic moment, she would complete the circuit by grabbing a metal handle that was drilled onto her nightstand No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. She needed to be plowed by a live wired telephone pole Gatdamn! Car batteries, freakish upper body strength, what's this world comin' to???? | |
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SCNDLS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: One time I was listening to a radio show and they were dealing with freakish sex stories and this guy called in to tell how he was with this chick that he could not get off no matter how much time and devotion and energy he put into trying to achieve the goal. It all came clear to him when he found out how she would get off in her alone time. She had a metal vibrator with wires coming out the end and those wires were attached to a car battery. When she would reach her magic moment, she would complete the circuit by grabbing a metal handle that was drilled onto her nightstand No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. She needed to be plowed by a live wired telephone pole Gatdamn! Car batteries, freakish upper body strength, what's this world comin' to???? You're just jealous cuz you have Olive Oil strength  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: Gatdamn! Car batteries, freakish upper body strength, what's this world comin' to???? You're just jealous cuz you have Olive Oil strength  But I turns into the Hulk, when it comes to gettin' mines! Buttons be poppin' and shit up in herrrre! However, I draws the line at 2.4 volts.  [Edited 8/18/08 11:54am] | |
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SCNDLS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: You're just jealous cuz you have Olive Oil strength But I turns into the Hulk, when it comes to gettin' mines! Buttons be poppin' and shit up in herrrre! However, I draws the line at 2.4 volts.
[Edited 8/18/08 11:54am] I'm sure the vag turns into the little shop of Horrors Venus fly trap when hungry
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: But I turns into the Hulk, when it comes to gettin' mines! Buttons be poppin' and shit up in herrrre! However, I draws the line at 2.4 volts.
[Edited 8/18/08 11:54am] I'm sure the vag turns into the little shop of Horrors Venus fly trap when hungry
You didn't know??? Feed me, Seymour!!! But AGAIN, fuckin' inanimate objects at work is a bit extra. | |
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omg i just watched it 3 more times | |
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SCNDLS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I'm sure the vag turns into the little shop of Horrors Venus fly trap when hungry
You didn't know??? Feed me, Seymour!!! But AGAIN, fuckin' inanimate objects at work is a bit extra. That was at work? I thought she was in her basement 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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OK, now I understand! She hooks her legs on the doorknobs to help her stay up. I was like, that chick has strong ass arms! I wonder if she knows this is on youtube?! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SCNDLS said: You didn't know??? Feed me, Seymour!!! But AGAIN, fuckin' inanimate objects at work is a bit extra. That was at work? I thought she was in her basement It looked like work to me, why else would there be a security camera that she was obviously not aware of?  | |
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i can't stop laughing at the long version of this where she just keeps coming back HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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SCNDLS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: That was at work? I thought she was in her basement It looked like work to me, why else would there be a security camera that she was obviously not aware of? how retarded am I? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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