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Thread started 08/15/08 12:13am

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Two 90 Year Old Women, Rose And Barb, Had Been Friends All Of Their Lives

When it was clear that Rose was dying,
Barb visited her everyday.
One day Barb said,'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball
all our lives, and we played all through High School.

Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven,
some how you must let me know if they have women's soft-ball.'
Rose looked up at Barb from her death bed and said, '
Barb, you've been my best friend for many years.
If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.
'Shortly after that, Rose passed on.
At midnight the following Friday, Barb was awakened
from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light
and a voice calling out to her,

'Barb, Barb.' 'Who is it?' asked Barb, sitting up suddenly.
'Who is it?''Barb; it's me, Rose.''You're not Rose. Rose just died.'
'I'm telling you, it's me, Rose,'insisted the voice. 'Rose! Where are you?'
'In Heaven,' replied Rose. 'I have some really good news and a little bad news.''

Tell me the good news first,' said Barb. The good news,' Rose said, 'is
that there's Softball in Heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died
before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still,
it's always spring time, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can
play softball all we want, and we never get tired.'That's fantastic,' said Barb.
'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?''

Rose replied,

You're pitching Tuesday confused

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Reply #1 posted 08/15/08 1:00am

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Happy Friday to you!
Did you laugh hmmm

? I guess so, otherwise you wouldn't have chosen this one cool

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....

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Reply #2 posted 08/15/08 3:10am

wildgoldenhone y	I get it now... I thought the punch line was gonna say something like: "The bad news is... that you won't be coming to heaven".
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Reply #3 posted 08/15/08 5:03am

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wildgoldenhoney said:

I get it now... lol

I thought the punch line was gonna say something like:
"The bad news is... that you won't be coming to heaven".

lol thats what I thought too

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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Reply #4 posted 08/15/08 6:57am

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funkpill said:

.....You're pitching Tuesday confused

"Always blessings, never losses......"

Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!

mad

I'm a guy!!!!

"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03 eek

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Reply #5 posted 08/15/08 10:11am

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Reply #6 posted 08/15/08 10:15am

RenHoek

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That was funny...

but if you like funny the go here...

http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/

careful tho'... you must appreciate really sick humor!!

sickedit
[Edited 8/15/08 10:16am]

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Reply #7 posted 08/15/08 11:37am