naked on a 100ft scaffold somewhere over looking a ocean, so the birds could just pick away at my flesh and spread me about over the beach.

either that or cremate me.

TMPletz said:

Yep, there you go right there, and get jettison out into space, too. Perfect.

naw, j/k It's cute though, if you gonna spend the money.

Seriously, cremated and out into the ocean

No burial. I wish to be cremated. I don't care what people do with my ashes. I don't believe I'll know the difference.

I want to be cremated, too much money to bury someone!

i'll have the Precious moments casket please. So I can be 'Clothed In Glory'.

Mars23 said:

dammit.

I can go with cremation as well.



Only about $800 as opposed to $4500. Not as cool as the casket, though.

TMPletz said:

thats some tricked out white trash shit on that sight

I wanna be cremated.

Burn me up please!!

horatio said:

Site dude...it is site

JuliePurplehead said:

Same!

mdiver said:

oh yeah

horatio said:

JustErin said:

Which reminds me of...



my head is pounding I can't stop the pounding
I think it is going to explode
and kill everybody who's in close proximity to the place I call my home
and they'll make a moving made for tv movie for Life Time all about my life
that ends with an epitaph one that will make you laugh
that says "great mom okay wife"
and it'll be funny to the people who know me
who know if my body's not burned
my soul will spend an eternity in misery
tethered and bound to this earth
so I'm not a dick or a stick in the mud always ruining things for my friends
I mustn't forget when I see the sun set that tomorrow it will rise again

so I tattoo instructions on my ass
that say "don't ever put this body in a casket
burn it and put the ashes in a basket
and throw them in the Puget Sound
I don't ever want to be under ground"
oh no, oh no

I'm wearing size thirteen basketball shoes
and laugh at your fishnets
I'm freaked out and fucked up
and I'm standing alone in an alley with you
wanting to show you a cure for your hiccups
but instead I close my eyes
the needles are numbered so I'm writing you letters
and I cannot disguise the fact that I'm nervous when we are together
and so I fantasize
that the nights will get shorter and the days will get better
I feel a kick inside and decide
if this is a girl I'm naming her Heather
she'll look just like you but her hair will be feathered
she'll say how you died before you ever met her
her hair will be feathered

my head is pounding I can't stop the pounding
I think it is going to explode
there are plus and minuses to sinusitis
like sometimes I get to go home
but mostly it hurts so bad I think I'm dying
I just blew my nose and now I feel like crying
and the dreams that I have are all of my past lives
and the seizures would paralyze me in the night
and I wake up clutching my teddy bear tight
and I'm drooling and trying to turn on the light
all I can do is hold fast and sit tight
but what if they forget 'cause you know they just might

so I tattoo instructions on my ass
that say "don't ever put this body in a casket
burn it and put the ashes in a basket
and throw them in the Puget Sound
I don't ever want to be under ground"
oh no, oh no

with two sista's and a weepy-eye'd white girl.

JustErin said:

Hot 'til death, huh?

there should be a tv show entitled "Pimp My Casket"





[Edited 8/15/08 14:58pm]

DanceWme said:

A casket with Windows? Talk about rubbing salt in the wound!

ArielB said:

I'm trying very hard to figure this one out. Would this pose a problem for the ppalbearers?

morningsong said:

If it will, they can always sit down and rest

Here's one for the Chocolate Lovers..

ArielB said:

Ewww, if that's the case I sure hope the dearly departed is residing under the cushions, or else...I don't even want to think about it.

EmeraldSkies said:

That's too gross. Thank goodness that's some photoshop stuff.

mdiver said:

WOAH!

fancy...

morningsong said:

Nope that is an actual coffin you can get. http://www.creativecoffins.com/
[Edited 8/15/08 16:18pm]

EmeraldSkies said:

Well, that specific picture is photoshopped, badly. Hopefully no one has ever actually ordered one.

Under there ^^^ In here ----->







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[Edited 8/15/08 16:46pm]

Cremation for this ole gal


My father in law has hand made both his and his wife's caskests - they are beautiful