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PrintableCarrieLee said: You should have ripped it's legs off then sprayed it with raid.
You KNOW you are going to come back as a spider and some little kid who thinks just like you will catch you and ...  | |
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Now I'm picturing IceNine dressed up like John Goodman in "Aracnophobia" I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Nothinbutjoy said: Now I'm picturing IceNine dressed up like John Goodman in "Aracnophobia"
The picture should be more like Neil Armstrong on the moon...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Bump.
I just like this thread, that's all. | |
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Ahhh... memories of that day. Hearing him on the phone... that spider did mess up his day! | |
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I find it interesting that the spider threads pop up often...
Could it be that one of the most useful creatures, are also the most feared? | |
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LaVisHh said: I find it interesting that the spider threads pop up often...
Could it be that one of the most useful creatures, are also the most feared? Feared... hated... call it what you want...  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: LaVisHh said: I find it interesting that the spider threads pop up often...
Could it be that one of the most useful creatures, are also the most feared? Feared... hated... call it what you want... Has the little guy paid you a visit since then? | |
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... [This message was edited Wed Jan 15 9:33:27 PST 2003 by IstenSzek] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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that had to be seen | |
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headline:
'Prince orger found in a web-like coccoon' details at 11:00 ---------------------------------
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year 3 snares fans in vans | |
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jthad1129 said: headline:
'Prince orger found in a web-like coccoon' details at 11:00 | |
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IceNine said: I went out and got the mail... lots of junk mail and a few useful items... I went to the garage and started throwing junk mail into the trash... I noticed a black object in my peripheral vision... I felt something...
ROFLMAO...Sorry this happened to you IceNine THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY GODDAMNED ARM!!! THE FUCKER CRAWLED ONTO MY FUCKING HAND!!! IT WAS HUGE, HAIRY AND BLACK... I flung that fucker to the ground and injured it slightly... it scurried off with a limp... I fear that it will try to retaliate later tonight while I am sleeping.  | |
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OceanaOne said: IceNine said: I went out and got the mail... lots of junk mail and a few useful items... I went to the garage and started throwing junk mail into the trash... I noticed a black object in my peripheral vision... I felt something...
ROFLMAO...Sorry this happened to you IceNine THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY GODDAMNED ARM!!! THE FUCKER CRAWLED ONTO MY FUCKING HAND!!! IT WAS HUGE, HAIRY AND BLACK... I flung that fucker to the ground and injured it slightly... it scurried off with a limp... I fear that it will try to retaliate later tonight while I am sleeping. Oh, it sucked and I am scarred... thanks for your sympathies though.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: 00769BAD said: IceNine said: teller said: So which is worse? The spider or the zuni fetish doll?
The goddamned spider is FAR worse than that fucking doll! FUCK!!! That bastard is somewhere in my garage right now... just fucking waiting... the Zuni doll is just pretend while that fucking spider IS IN MY FUCKING GARAGE!!! Goddamn, I hate spiders. you do know that it has your scent and prolly goin around to all it's friends sayin, "That fuck shoulda killed me, now i'm gonna have to fuck him up." yes... you hate to kill the lil fuckers but when you don't, they always seem to come back and bite you on the ass. See... it's not even going to be like that... I'm not going out like a fucking chump... I am getting me some gloves, a ski mask, long sleeves, long pants and some poison... I am going to tape all possible openings in the clothes up with masking tape or duct tape so that nothing can get in... you know... I will look like a goddamned spaceman, but that's cool... then I am going to go into the fucking garage and annihilate any fucking thing that moves!!! That motherfucker fucked with the wrong fucking arachnophobic fucker! It's on, bitch! | |
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IceNine said: AaronForever said: IceNine said: I went out and got the mail... lots of junk mail and a few useful items... I went to the garage and started throwing junk mail into the trash... I noticed a black object in my peripheral vision... I felt something...
THERE WAS A HUGE FUCKING SPIDER ON MY GODDAMNED ARM!!! THE FUCKER CRAWLED ONTO MY FUCKING HAND!!! IT WAS HUGE, HAIRY AND BLACK... I flung that fucker to the ground and injured it slightly... it scurried off with a limp... I fear that it will try to retaliate later tonight while I am sleeping. yeah? well i had 3 mice run over my foot while i was cleaning the attic at work today. and this the day after i stuck my hand in a dead rotting bird carcass doing the same thing. sucky week  Damn... that really sucks... but... THEY WEREN'T PLANNING A GODDAMNED HOME INVASION!!! I swear to god, this fucker was the size of a Buick!  ... a Buick? ... You funny! | |
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I missed this first time around.
I'm just glad to see that there is another fully grown man out there who hates spiders as much as me. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: I missed this first time around.
I'm just glad to see that there is another fully grown man out there who hates spiders as much as me. I am terrified of those fuckers! My whole day could be brought together perfectly if one of those hairy, eight-legged fuckers pounced on my today... that would be PERFECT! Fuck spiders! :SPIDERHATER: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: bkw said: I missed this first time around.
I'm just glad to see that there is another fully grown man out there who hates spiders as much as me. I am terrified of those fuckers! My whole day could be brought together perfectly if one of those hairy, eight-legged fuckers pounced on my today... that would be PERFECT! Fuck spiders! :SPIDERHATER: I told you I was sending my pets over to get you! Teach you to fuck with me, cock holster! | |
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TheGillman said: cock holster!
Classic! That is some funny shit... I don't know exactly what a cock holster is, but it is damned funny!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Cock Holster: 1)A holster for the male member, similar to a holster for a gun. see Icenine. 2) A dick scabbard. 3) Anyone who gets lots of penises placed in their ass. [This message was edited Thu Jan 16 14:40:47 PST 2003 by TheGillman] | |
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TheGillman said: Cock Holster: 1)A holster for the male member, similar to a holster for a gun. see Icenine. 2) A dick scabbard. 3) Anyone who gets lots of penises placed in their asses.
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TheGillman said: Cock Holster: 1)A holster for the male member, similar to a holster for a gun. see Icenine. 2) A dick scabbard. 3) Anyone who gets lots of penises placed in their ass.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 14:40:47 PST 2003 by TheGillman] Look, turd burgler... I have had about enough of you and your donut punching ways, so move on down the line! :EVIL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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TheGillman said: Cock Holster: 1)A holster for the male member, similar to a holster for a gun. see Icenine. 2) A dick scabbard. 3) Anyone who gets lots of penises placed in their ass.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 14:40:47 PST 2003 by TheGillman] LMFAO. | |
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IceNine said: TheGillman said: Cock Holster: 1)A holster for the male member, similar to a holster for a gun. see Icenine. 2) A dick scabbard. 3) Anyone who gets lots of penises placed in their ass.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 14:40:47 PST 2003 by TheGillman] Look, turd burgler... I have had about enough of you and your donut punching ways, so move on down the line! :EVIL: Just admit it Icey...you're my bitch! In fact, I'm gonna let the world know the truth! | |
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TheGillman said: IceNine said: TheGillman said: Cock Holster: 1)A holster for the male member, similar to a holster for a gun. see Icenine. 2) A dick scabbard. 3) Anyone who gets lots of penises placed in their ass.
[This message was edited Thu Jan 16 14:40:47 PST 2003 by TheGillman] Look, turd burgler... I have had about enough of you and your donut punching ways, so move on down the line! :EVIL: Just admit it Icey...you're my bitch! In fact, I'm gonna let the world know the truth! If you mean bitch as in, I bend you over, pump you in the ass and send you home with a sore ass and a headache from your head banging on the fucking headboard, then I am your bitch. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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