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Poor Cindy! AKA, don't be a douche when you shake hands! I heard on the radio that Cindy McCain suffered a sprained wrist from a handshake
Are you one of these jackasses that must prove your manhood by breaking the hands of people you shake hands with? This absolutely drives me nuts and I want to smash your face in. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I was hoping someone stinkpalmed her after the title.
It may be unscientific, but I heard stealing narcotics weakens the wrists. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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I know nothing about this woman.
I vaguely recall that she's married to the other guy running for President though, right? | |
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Oh i love Cindy! I hope her wrist gets better. | |
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this isn't really about Cindy McCain It's about the idiots who must pulverize your bones for god knows what reason 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Mars23 said: I was hoping someone stinkpalmed her after the title.
It may be unscientific, but I heard stealing narcotics weakens the wrists. | |
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handshake, huh? .....sure....suuurreeee. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: This is why, when I first meet a woman, I dislike shaking hands in the traditional manner. Who knows whether or not she will have strong wrists? I don't want to hurt anyone. So mostly, I just reach out and give tummy rubs instead.
tummmy rubs, huh?... sure.. suuurree | |
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Isn't she all frail and shit? | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: This is why, when I first meet a woman, I dislike shaking hands in the traditional manner. Who knows whether or not she will have strong wrists? I don't want to hurt anyone. So mostly, I just reach out and give tummy rubs instead.
REALLY?! i dislike traditional handshakes, too! not because i'm afraid of hurting anyone, but because i'm afraid of their germs. so, instead of shaking their hand i just stroke their hair and scratch under their chin and behind their ears. i always get a good response when i scratch behind thier ear, usually, one of their legs begin to shake and they squirt out a little pee. IT'S SOOO CUTE! hmm. ohkay. | |
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horatio said: Mars23 said: I was hoping someone stinkpalmed her after the title.
It may be unscientific, but I heard stealing narcotics weakens the wrists. what does snorting coke and smoking pot do? just sayin. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: REALLY?! i dislike traditional handshakes, too! not because i'm afraid of hurting anyone, but because i'm afraid of their germs. so, instead of shaking their hand i just stroke their hair and scratch under their chin and behind their ears. i always get a good response when i scratch behind thier ear, usually, one of their legs begin to shake and they squirt out a little pee. IT'S SOOO CUTE! Hmm. I think we've met, in fact you were the lady at the coffe cart, weren't you? And before you say anything along the lines of 'freak' or 'weirdo' (like you did last time), just let me apologize profusely for wetting your leg like that. I really didn't mean to. It was an involuntary reaction. Wow! wasn't that awkward? But seriously, I'm sorry. Did dry cleaning take care of the stain? i've completely | |
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I need glasses...I thought the thread said "don't douche while shaking hands!" ...you should have seen the visual I first got. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I heard on the radio that Cindy McCain suffered a sprained wrist from a handshake
Are you one of these jackasses that must prove your manhood by breaking the hands of people you shake hands with? This absolutely drives me nuts and I want to smash your face in. calm down....hehehehe! | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: Hmm. I think we've met, in fact you were the lady at the coffe cart, weren't you? And before you say anything along the lines of 'freak' or 'weirdo' (like you did last time), just let me apologize profusely for wetting your leg like that. I really didn't mean to. It was an involuntary reaction. Wow! wasn't that awkward? But seriously, I'm sorry. Did dry cleaning take care of the stain? Oh, don't be silly, Maggie. i couldn't say anything at the time, but i'm completely turned on by watersports. and what dry cleaning? who said i wanted that stain out. honestly, i left it in and i sniff it everyday whilst thinking about you. it smells of multivitamins and pineapple! btw, i'm a huge R Kelly fan. You + Me + an R Kelly album / a gallon of Evian = well, have you seen my signature? | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: Oh, don't be silly, Maggie. i couldn't say anything at the time, but i'm completely turned on by watersports. and what dry cleaning? who said i wanted that stain out. honestly, i left it in and i sniff it everyday whilst thinking about you. it smells of multivitamins and pineapple! btw, i'm a huge R Kelly fan. You + Me + an R Kelly album / a gallon of Evian = Y'know, since we are 'fessing up here, I'd just like to say I will sometimes swallow like, a gallon of something stinky. Perhaps it will be orange juice with a snifter of garlic juice mixed in. Or, perhaps cranberry juice mixed with paprika. That way, I can mark my territory that much more effectively. how | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: Y'know, since we are 'fessing up here, I'd just like to say I will sometimes swallow like, a gallon of something stinky. Perhaps it will be orange juice with a snifter of garlic juice mixed in. Or, perhaps cranberry juice mixed with paprika. That way, I can mark my territory that much more effectively. you're so NAUGHTY! i love it when you talk dirty to me! tell me more about your uretha! should i begin with my pre-prostatic urethra? or my prostatic urethra? sss mmmmm... you make me want to drink a pitcher of kool-aid! | |
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my handshake is firm but not douchey. i don't want to arm wrestle anyone, but by the same token i think the dead fish handshake is totally gross and i try to avoid that at all costs. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: you're so NAUGHTY! i love it when you talk dirty to me! tell me more about your uretha! Um it's spelled "urethra", dumbass. And, my Mom is the only one I allow to be *that* intimate with me anyways. ALL my urethra talk is reserved for my Mommy. okay. didn't mean to step on any toes. | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: Um it's spelled "urethra", dumbass. And, my Mom is the only one I allow to be *that* intimate with me anyways. ALL my urethra talk is reserved for my Mommy. okay. didn't mean to step on any toes. ok. you win. | |
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magnificentsynthesizer said: XxAxX said: okay. didn't mean to step on any toes. Apology accepted. But just so you know, I prefer to keep all my sex talk in the family uh huh, right. i see. | |
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Anxiety said: my handshake is firm but not douchey. i don't want to arm wrestle anyone, but by the same token i think the dead fish handshake is totally gross and i try to avoid that at all costs.
what he said... | |
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I've been told that my handshake is too weak. I should work on that. It comes off as being unconfident. I'm usually just nervous though when meeting people. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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JustErin said: Isn't she all frail and shit?
that's what i was thinking. bitch need to take some Boniva. | |
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I thought maybe this thread was about a lost Brady Bunch episode.
(edit: and I don't mean that in a creepy pedophilia type of way at all!) . [Edited 8/13/08 19:10pm] | |
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XxAxX said: magnificentsynthesizer said: Apology accepted. But just so you know, I prefer to keep all my sex talk in the family uh huh, right. i see. | |
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it's spelled "urethra", dumbass.
i think this is the org quote of the day. | |
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Anxiety said: it's spelled "urethra", dumbass.
didn't Godzilla fight him once? i believe that was Mothra. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I heard on the radio that Cindy McCain suffered a sprained wrist from a handshake
Are you one of these jackasses that must prove your manhood by breaking the hands of people you shake hands with? This absolutely drives me nuts and I want to smash your face in. but then you might hurt your hand. | |
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