this thread needs a bag of werthers originals and a solid bowel movement.

I've realized this. I am.

I worry about money. I worry about retirement. I worry about health. I worry about my house and property. I worry about pollution, overpopulation, and the world around me in general. I just worry.

I refuse to re-pierce my ears or nose. I'm starting to like short, conservative hairstyles. I hear public cursing and think it's rude and low class. I find people who are drunk in public silly and sad.

I look at my friends who smoke and it now makes me feel concerned for them--I see breeding cancer.

When did all this creep up on me??

















Last night, I went to the gym and worked out to Beethoven's 9th symphony on my iPod.


I'm old.

no. the more important question is...why do i get a mr. bean vibe when i watch those videos?

I've realized this. I am.

I worry about money. I worry about retirement. I worry about health. I worry about my house and property. I worry about pollution, overpopulation, and the world around me in general. I just worry.

I refuse to re-pierce my ears or nose. I'm starting to like short, conservative hairstyles. I hear public cursing and think it's rude and low class. I find people who are drunk in public silly and sad.

I look at my friends who smoke and it now makes me feel concerned for them--I see breeding cancer.

When did all this creep up on me??

















Last night, I went to the gym and worked out to Beethoven's 9th symphony on my iPod.


I'm old.

SirPsycho said:

OMFG, you said it and I had to find it...

My favorite skit...

RenHoek said:

ok...we're officially long lost brothers cuz i knew it was this sketch before i even pressed play


that shit is crazy.

SirPsycho said:

YAY! Another-brotha-from-anotha-mother!!


The part with the fish brings tears to my eyes everytime... or the salad in the sock...

The first time i heard "Peggy Sue"
I was 12 years old
Russians up in rocket ships
and the war was cold
Now many wars have come and gone
Genocide still goes on
Buddy Holly still goes on
But his catalog was sold

First time I smoked
guess what - paranoid
First time I heard "Satisfaction"
I was young and unemployed
Down the decades every year
Summer leaves and my birthday's here
And all my friends stand up and cheer
And say "Man, you're old!
Getting old!
Old
Getting old!"

We celebrate the birth of Jesus on Christmas Day
And Buddha found Nirvana along the Lotus Way
About 1,500 years ago the messenger Mohammed spoke
And his wisdom like a river flowed
Through hills of gold
Wisdom is old
The Koran is old
The Bible is old
Greatest story ever told

Disagreements?
Work 'em out!

The human race walked the Earth for 2.7 million
And we estimate the universe about 13-14 billion
When all these numbers tumble into your imagination
Consider that the Lord was there before creation
God is old
We're not old
God is old
...made the mold

Take your clothes off
Adam and Eve...

I've realized this. I am.

I worry about money. I worry about retirement. I worry about health. I worry about my house and property. I worry about pollution, overpopulation, and the world around me in general. I just worry.

I refuse to re-pierce my ears or nose. I'm starting to like short, conservative hairstyles. I hear public cursing and think it's rude and low class. I find people who are drunk in public silly and sad.

I look at my friends who smoke and it now makes me feel concerned for them--I see breeding cancer.

When did all this creep up on me??

















Last night, I went to the gym and worked out to Beethoven's 9th symphony on my iPod.


I'm old.

Imago said:

Well at least you already live in Florida. But I wouldn't worry too much about it until you start going to get the early bird dinner specials in restaurants, go to bed at 8, and then get up at about 4 to start reviewing your life insurance and investments every day.

I'm getting old too. I listen to WGN a lot. Anyone from the Chicago area will tell you what that means.

And I've always thought public cursing was rude and low class. That and spitting.

errant said:

C'mere you

I've realized this. I am.

I worry about money. I worry about retirement. I worry about health. I worry about my house and property. I worry about pollution, overpopulation, and the world around me in general. I just worry.

I refuse to re-pierce my ears or nose. I'm starting to like short, conservative hairstyles. I hear public cursing and think it's rude and low class. I find people who are drunk in public silly and sad.

I look at my friends who smoke and it now makes me feel concerned for them--I see breeding cancer.

When did all this creep up on me??

















Last night, I went to the gym and worked out to Beethoven's 9th symphony on my iPod.


I'm old.

It's called being mature. And Stop WORRYING! Before you know it you'll have a heart attack or stroke!

And I've always thought public cursing was rude and low class. That and spitting.

Mach said:

I believe that. I'm reprogramming my mind right now as we speak. I believe that we really do transform ourselves through positive thinking.

Tomorrow morning, I plan to wake up with a 12 inch penis.

Mach said:

Honestly, I really believe that. I worked with this woman who had come back from having cancer and it was in remission. She took a job in my group where she was the head of this really hard and difficult (not to mention stressful) project that our company put MILLIONS into and it had so mony issues in trying to get it to be finished (4 years and it's still not rolled out) as well as managing the higher ups expectation as to when it will finally come out.

She ended up getting cancer again and has recently passed away. I am pretty convinced that the job killed her with the constant stress.

I've realized this. I am.

I worry about money. I worry about retirement. I worry about health. I worry about my house and property. I worry about pollution, overpopulation, and the world around me in general. I just worry.

I refuse to re-pierce my ears or nose. I'm starting to like short, conservative hairstyles. I hear public cursing and think it's rude and low class. I find people who are drunk in public silly and sad.

I look at my friends who smoke and it now makes me feel concerned for them--I see breeding cancer.

When did all this creep up on me??

















Last night, I went to the gym and worked out to Beethoven's 9th symphony on my iPod.


I'm old.

. . . anxosaurus. . .

Anxiety said:

RenHoek said:

have you ever seen rowan do stand up? he's pretty damn good

that is easily the stupidest youtube video I've seen in days.