Apparently there's a firestorm of controversy over the uniform Ralph Lauren designed for the U.S. team to wear at the opening Olympic ceremonies, and it's not hard to see why. For starters, the damned Ralph Lauren Polo logo totally upstages the Olympic rings logo. It's huge! Also, as shown in a picture after the jump, the uniforms look pretty cheap up close, probably because they were made as part of a rush job sent to Chinese "tailors" at the last minute. The American Politics Journal wrote, "Lauren – and most likely his son David – celebrated not the spirit of athletic competition but themselves and their brand, morphing our athletes into unpaid billboards for the "Polo™" pony and rider that has helped bring the Laurens great... riches." Well, sure, yes, but everyone is kind of past the whole notion of the Olympics as unspoiled, non-commercial amateur competition no? Which brings us to another key criticism of the uniforms, familiar to anyone who has followed the presidential race: They are elitist.

What do you think? Love 'em or hate 'em?

all of his shit is soo boring and unoriginal. Even his furniture lines.
Its all knock offs of some other designers creations.

I love them - but they're absolutely right about that damn logo.

Two logos...right over the nipples. Just the look they want.

WHo cares?



Have you seen some of these guys hairdos? Why fuss over an outfit if you have jankity hair.

horatio said:

I swear, I can't tell the difference between him and Tommy Hillmuffin.

Imago said:

Are you talking about anyone in particular? If so, they should be banned from Team USA.

Imago said:

yup

Imago said:

That's what the caps are for.

dreamfactory313 said:

Phelp's current haircut is tragic! It looks like he just walked out of an American Eagle.

But the rest of him is

I think those are cute!

Especially on the guy in the front

Imago said:

The cringeworthy closeup.

DanceWme said:

yeah really. I thought they looked good. Sure the pony logo is a lil large but "embarrass America" uhh...no. it's just the opening ceremony outfit for crying out loud

Shorty said:

i'd wear it with a mini skirt

dreamfactory313 said:

That is ugly.

dreamfactory313 said:

Wait a minute - a buttondown johnny collar?!

yeah, they should've worn this instead.

DanceWme said:

that would look good too!

Kobe looks good in the mens version, big ass logo and all.

The BIG Polo Logo is UBER-TACKY and I wish we'd worn something a little more in tune with our culture...



Go for the gold fellas!

RenHoek said:

The biggest crime is that the outfit is boring as fuck... big logo is tacky... Are they gonna compete or serve me lunch??

It wasn't a "finished" look.

The concept was nice, but it looked as rushed as it appears to have been made.

don't like the hats!

kimrachell said:

The hats didnt bother me as much as the obnoxious jackets.

While the gargantuan pony Ralph Lauren is using of late is tacky, I somehow totally missed them on the U.S. team outfits on opening night.

I liked the outfit, though... even though the best-looking country was France by far.

dreamfactory313 said:

It's not a beauty pageant. I'm guessing they're talking about a member of the U.S. basketball team . .
But they are guys! Did you expect them to go to the beauty parlor and nail shop before the Games?

SUPRMAN said:

I was joking.

I thought they were cute especially the hats.
But, yeah, they do look cheap up close.

How can they look both cheap AND elitist? ...

Byron said:

THAT is a good point