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RANDOM FARTS... Let it OUT!!!! OK, rules are simple.
Drop a silent but deadly one, anywhere. ANYWHERE!!!! And report your findings. 
BRB, I'm going to take a quick trip in the elevator and see how much damaged I can do..... | |
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I'm a crop duster myself... it's just how I roll. A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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No one is home so Yeah the cat just puked  | |
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RenHoek said: I'm a crop duster myself... it's just how I roll.
crop duster? 
How's that work? | |
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Mach said:
No one is home so Yeah the cat just puked  Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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Mach said:
No one is home so Yeah the cat just puked 
So anyways, I get in the elevator and go to the Lobby. Then back up to my floor. EMPTY the entire time. So I figure I'll leave a fresh trail for posterity sakes. As I was walking out of the elevator a lady was actually stepping in and probably inhalled my freshly laid fog of devestation.
To bad I can't webcam this shit. | |
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Imago said: RenHoek said: I'm a crop duster myself... it's just how I roll.
crop duster?
How's that work? You fart reeeeaaaallly slowly as you walk from cubicle to cubicle, sharing the looveee... ergo "dusting the crop" A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: Imago said: crop duster?
How's that work? You fart reeeeaaaallly slowly as you walk from cubicle to cubicle, sharing the looveee... ergo "dusting the crop" OMG!!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: RenHoek said: You fart reeeeaaaallly slowly as you walk from cubicle to cubicle, sharing the looveee... ergo "dusting the crop" OMG!!!! I can't believe you orgers aren't in the know... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: Imago said: crop duster?
How's that work? You fart reeeeaaaallly slowly as you walk from cubicle to cubicle, sharing the looveee... ergo "dusting the crop" Brilliant. I just ate an apple and some grapes. I should be ready for fumigation after my next meeting. lawd, this is fun. | |
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Imago said: RenHoek said: You fart reeeeaaaallly slowly as you walk from cubicle to cubicle, sharing the looveee... ergo "dusting the crop" Brilliant. I just ate an apple and some grapes. I should be ready for fumigation after my next meeting. lawd, this is fun. Good luck Pilot! Get'em good... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: MoniGram said: OMG!!!! I can't believe you orgers aren't in the know... Normally the threads here in GD cause things to be expelled from my body in one quick, violent burst. | |
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You're nasty, Imago!!  | |
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Imago said: RenHoek said: I can't believe you orgers aren't in the know... Normally the threads here in GD cause things to be expelled from my body in one quick, violent burst. The imagery you've just generated is too much for my feeble mind...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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MoniGram said: Mach said:
No one is home so Yeah the cat just puked I was looking online for free standing or clawfoot bathtubs  I want one out on my new front deck to take baths under the stars and moonlight 
Has to fit 2 peeps in it  | |
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I farted one time and it smelled like Chinese food.
The smell didn't gross me out, but getting hungry from the smell of my ass did. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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I already killed Hokie's smell sense when she was here.  | |
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Mars23 said: I farted one time and it smelled like Chinese food.
The smell didn't gross me out, but getting hungry from the smell of my ass did. Oh yeah, tha's nasty... p.s. glad to see Mr. Teeny's back... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: I'm a crop duster myself... it's just how I roll.
I fart all the time. OK, so im female and we arent"suppose" to..... BUT damn, If I gotta let it rip, then fuck it. I dont see/hear anyone around me holding back because of manners. And I mean no one, at the office, house or any place else.  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella said: RenHoek said: I'm a crop duster myself... it's just how I roll.
I fart all the time. OK, so im female and we arent"suppose" to..... BUT damn, If I gotta let it rip, then fuck it. I dont see/hear anyone around me holding back because of manners. And I mean no one, at the office, house or any place else. seen the cakefart video have we? A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: amorbella said: I fart all the time. OK, so im female and we arent"suppose" to..... BUT damn, If I gotta let it rip, then fuck it. I dont see/hear anyone around me holding back because of manners. And I mean no one, at the office, house or any place else. seen the cakefart video have we? nope, not yet Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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amorbella said: RenHoek said: seen the cakefart video have we? nope, not yet perhaps we should keep it that way, don't want to corrupt you any further... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: amorbella said: nope, not yet perhaps we should keep it that way, don't want to corrupt you any further... hahahah very funny People love me just the way I am. Even if I like to fart and burp Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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oh my god ... I have to read this when NOT in the office ... I'll 'lay my eggs' in the morning | |
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amorbella said: RenHoek said: perhaps we should keep it that way, don't want to corrupt you any further... hahahah very funny People love me just the way I am. Even if I like to fart and burp Oh dear lord. you dirty baker, you! | |
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Parted the dogs fur with one earlier.....poor bastard | |
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Imago said: amorbella said: hahahah very funny People love me just the way I am. Even if I like to fart and burp Oh dear lord. you dirty baker, you! you love it!!! Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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Thinking i might "bank" one in a jar for later | |
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 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I miss rolling and his brilliant threads...  | |
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