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Reply #30 posted 11/14/02 2:12pm

yamomma

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MrBliss said:

My penis is larger than any of my x girlfriends' previous boyfriends' penises.'

Of course any 13-16 year old girl is going to say that about you!

Ouch!

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Reply #31 posted 11/14/02 2:46pm

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MrBliss said:

ok...what this thread was about is how whenever ppl get with a new partner..they generally want them to feel good..so they say that they're the best lover they've ever had etc... i find this really silly... girls have told me that A LOT of guys they go out with want to know if they were better endowed than other guys they've gone out with...what's the girl supposed to say? i think they should be honest.. that would shut the guys up.. personally i couldn't care less about my girls past sex life.. that's her business..

as for the style of the post...it was SARCASM!.. i thought if i put it in a way that was so obviously sarcastic, ppl would realise... guess i was wrong

as for ppl being pissed with me...boo fuckin' hoo.. and to think i was actually bragging about penis size means one of two things.. you didn't get the sarcasm, or you're just really fucking stupid...

duck

Chill dude, we ain't all so uptight!

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Reply #32 posted 11/14/02 3:10pm

AbucahX	yamomma said: MrBliss said: My penis is larger than any of my x girlfriends' previous boyfriends' penises.' Of course any 13-16 year old girl is going to say that about you! Ouch! LOL!!! _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not.
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Reply #33 posted 11/14/02 3:12pm

MrBliss	yamomma said: MrBliss said: My penis is larger than any of my x girlfriends' previous boyfriends' penises.' Of course any 13-16 year old girl is going to say that about you! Ouch!
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Reply #34 posted 11/14/02 4:30pm

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Well, such flattery would not be possible in my case. I know for a fact I would lose a size contest against my boyfriend's last ex-boyfriend, but then, so would John Holmes. smile

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Reply #35 posted 11/14/02 4:36pm

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Aerogram said:

Well, such flattery would not be possible in my case. I know for a fact I would lose a size contest against my boyfriend's last ex-boyfriend, but then, so would John Holmes. smile

[This message was edited Thu Nov 14 16:30:57 PST 2002 by Aerogram]

Man, that's BIG!!

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Reply #36 posted 11/15/02 4:36am

justanotherass hole	John Holmes wasn't big. Nowhere near as big as he claimed anyway. He wasn't even 10 inches , yet he had claims through his years of up to 14 inches what a moron.
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Reply #37 posted 11/15/02 10:41am

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MrBliss said:

i know this cause they told me so and girls don't lie! they also said i'm the best they've ever had...i last the longest..they've NEVER faked it with me.. i am the only man to give them an orgasm.. they've never talked dirty in bed before they met me.. the thought of anal sex has always repulsed them but with me they sure would love to "give it a go"... i know all these things to be true cause they told me so and girls don't lie! wink

Girls DO often lie! they r probobly telling u all that to make u burst your bubble, feel good, or they feel sorry 4 u. could be, no? on the other hand, if it's true, u might want to contact king sausage of the org. as he had 1st dibs on being the largest etc. i think he also claims he's the best. oh, and so does the chronic! hmmm. there must b lots of u "best" lovers out there???congratulations anyway. now u just have to match the mind with the body, as the mind, AND soul AND heart is what KEEPS em when the thrill is gone... wink

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Reply #38 posted 11/15/02 11:47am

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justanotherasshole said:

John Holmes wasn't big.
Nowhere near as big as he claimed anyway.
He wasn't even 10 inches ,
yet he had claims through his years
of up to 14 inches

what a moron.

Oh! You learn something new everyday.

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Reply #39 posted 11/15/02 12:47pm

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What a trooper. Go on kid, u keep on joking. Let's do three cheers for your plucky pride-filled compensatory high jinx.

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